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get this caffeine going in my system. E I have I'm doing my check. You doing much a t? You guys have you guys check? Randy, macho man Savage. Have you Have you had his tea? I haven't. It

gets you hyped up. Yeah. I mean, you can see my face bait. Yeah, I've been doing. I looked like the ultimate warrior. I've actually as a little mix up with the side effects

from Randy Much a man savage. That's good. You don't want to be all hyped up, like on a full being coffee?

Not what the good thing about match is. It's a slow burn. Intense slow burn. Caffeine that stays with you for a long time. So I don't crash around like, 10 30 like I usually do. And you drink this, What, four days ago? Yes. And it is slowly burning. And I have been I mean, you guys saw me. I've been to sleep. What? What does it taste like exactly? Um, it tastes a lot like hot seaweed to me. Um, the thing the good thing about Marta is it takes everything you love about copy and gives you nine event and it Ah, rid of those guilty pleasures and just have pain. Pleasure. Yeah. And you also have to have a weird little Bresch to make it not flaky and a like a really flat ass cup. Blatt asked.

I've noticed

those macho bars. I don't know about much a savage bar. Pretty specific clientele in there. Yes. Uh, yeah. Are you a real macho head now? Are you hanging out there with your computer? 24 7?

Yeah. I mean, I'm there. I'm writing a lot of Ah, just thoughts that I'm having. I

noticed that the title on the top and it said Manifesto

Yes. With M A N in capitals macho manifest an F esto, um, weight. And

there's a lot of,

you know, secret thoughts in there that I'm not comfortable sharing, but they're good in my mold skin. They're good staying in my moleskine. Hopefully somebody doesn't do a ah ah, Garry Shandling documentary about Meyer. I thinks because that's gonna be a completely different documentary.

You do scream a lot about that. I mean, I will say whether or not you at the documentary. There's some similarities you you're scared of but in love with your mother right. That's so that's crossover you have, Which

I'm loving my mother. I'm constantly under renovations at my house for 20 years.

Um, a bunch of, uh, comedians who are becoming more and more relevant. Talk about you all the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've already had one

documentary made about me. So there probably won't be another in. Probably

every time I walk past this mantra bar, you have the manifesto open in one tab, but then in the other, your mostly just on Facebook, I'm saying, And then when I walked by, you click out of it really quickly and you go

and I fearing

wipe your head like you've been writing for a long time.

You talk loudly about how you haven't had a TV in years. Yes. Yeah. I don't have a TV. I don't need it. I don't watch TV. I don't. It takes up space. You just watch

it on your cell phone.

Yes. I don't

need a TV. I have it all on my phone. Why Don't need a TV?

You keep yourself on in large books with holes cut out and cell phones says holes cut out.

Yeah, I don't have a TV. You can just have joys with cell phone home. Nobody's

gonna judge you Bill, for watching television one

last year be judged lest ye be judged because I will judge back as soon as I get a little bit of judgment turns May I will snap back. No judge back from the position of the Lord. Yes, somebody the other day said, Do you happen to have a bill on? And I was like, That's funny. Do you have to have a bill smaller than a 20 to pay for this? Ah, 38 cents Pete, stick a gum. I buy single sticks. And I said, and I said,

You have it parade in 10

years. So they judge me and I judge them Good.

I didn't work. I ask you a question.

It didn't sense any judgment in that sentence at all. Felt married yet. Do I have a bill less than a 20? It seems

like they were already accommodating you because you had taken a stick of gum out and tried to just pay for for that

half a one stick a winner fresh and they made me buy the whole schtick.

You're the only guy left eating sticks of winter fresh. You know those little five packs, right?

Does they fall apart in your pocket? Yeah, they disintegrate immediately when you walk five steps. Also,

we keep telling you this. Those packs don't come with tattoos on them, so I don't know what you're sticking on your arm afterwards.

I swear to God, one day I'm gonna roll off that foil, and it's gonna have a sweet ass, barbed wire. And because she had that tattoo in one movie, they said, I'm not sure the take away of that movie. But I'm pretty sure if you have a bar bar tattooed, she's gonna be interested. I did meet her kid the other day. Family Anderson. Little Bobby Anderson. He's at the camp right now. He has it the camp. And I was, like, question my map to something years all the

time. Did she have a kid with Tommy Lee?

Yeah, Little Bobby Lee Anderson. So, yes, this scares down. What then? Like, it is middle late twenties. If that comedy

started, they had it

on that boat. We will see the tape. T o e. I haven't seen him. I

won't watch you should take. I taught a film class that way. Showed those tapes in, Uh,

I took your Colin Farrell week.

Yeah, you audited that week, and then you decided not to come.

And these were none of the major

motion pictures of Colin Farrell. They were mostly home videos and homemade porno. Yeah, it was all it was a week. It was all about. Like the choices column. Furrow makes him his for nose and how those have been influenced by the ones that came before him.

And, of course, how that leads into the New Hulk point, right? Oh, my God. There's obviously take away from the Con Ferrell film in The Hulk. When? When Hulk a mania is video Kate and he said, I'm such a What did he say? Such a feeling Big pulled straight from barrel. There is no new art in sex videos anymore. It's

all pulled from the one before, although some a great artist do steal. And I do think like just when we thought that the medium couldn't change, Bubba, the love sponge comes in. He's hey starts filming celebrities secretly. It changed sexual cinema for cinema verite. It was very it was very

very. It was very on. A

lot of people

don't know this, but Mr Sponge also filmed the Kim Kardashian rage. A tape, You know, he's just quieter if you bump. If you bumped the music up, you can hear him

kind of bump bump the music.

Yeah, well, like the sound if you listen to that,

just the sound. Disturb all. You just buy the music down.

You can hear him. Uh, he's back there like sucking ups of love.

He's our lives.

You can hear back there. Say it's stuff

I got, I got kind of I mean, I do love his film work, but I did get a little bit embarrassed by him. I stayed alone in a room in his house once,

and and this was early on when he started, right? I I heard that because I've seen your masturbation tape. That was for the left. Um and I I mean, I don't know because I

was a viewer watching from the p o. V of the camera, but it

did not seem like

those cameras were very hidden.

It seemed like

almost three cameras set up with lighting. You address them If you can. And

also one of them is obviously in your hand from your

looks like one of those one of those things from that MTV show Fear. Where it's a helmet cam and your head your head turns Mother never feels a lot like the Blair Witch Project because you do run through the woods at

one point while you may. And you do that that classic scene where the cameras were close to your face when you say

so, skaters tears dripping out of your eyes off the

tip of your nose. Right? Right. I had no idea anyone was filming this whole time

because you were scared. You were about to climb. I

would say I say that every time. I was

really scared every time. Because it hurt

for years. Suggesting is that I hadn't booked a signal. It hurts bad. Yeah, I But sorry, Todd, I'm sorry. It's okay. I mean, in the suggestion that it seems like getting at is that this was about your five of me never booking on camera job. And so I forced the sex tape that showed off our my acting talents. Uh, you filled

in exactly what we were suggesting that maybe we weren't clear on. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. What? What is it? Year you don't remember where you parked? Oh, God. You lost the car again. Jay's as

we tell you to take a picture. Like a

picture of your car every time you Mark. So you remember what your car looks like?

A nice close up picture. Get the license plate in there. Don't Don't mess around with all

this around because otherwise you do it. I did. You break into a car and steal it. You forget yours.

You'll break into a car way nicer than yours and steal it. Think he gets years? You want a high speed chase because you're confused that it's not your car. Well, a chase. Yeah. Sorry. The lowest speed chase of all time. It was not a chase. It was out of gas. And you were pushing with the door open with one hand on the pill and you were following the police saying, Catch

me, Catch me!

Yeah, They said not again.

Way can't. The jail cell still isn't clean? You, you dirty toe jail guys. Is that what happened?

No, that's not what happened. All right,

What else could it be, Howie? Well, Howie

from Backstreet Boys in the studio today.

That's not who I am.

Let's just skip whatever you. Whatever the problem is hit record. Let's start the episode.

The problem. What? Somehow I let us be recording for 11 minutes. Been recording this whole time, Blunt. I'm gonna fuckin smoke your ass. Please. Line, guys, at this point, I think Look,

let's just let about

from now on. Ah, we just leave the thing recording, and we just walk in and start forever, forever. We just leave it on forever

now. A lot dab. Yeah, well,

if you're willing to edit that all, then that's fine. Blunt, but I'm not editing it. I told you guys when we started this podcast I'm not doing anywhere.

Yeah, well, you just

do your job. We all know our jobs. The three of us show up late. We sit down, we talk as fast as we can. You make the podcast? Yeah, the keys. When we started this podcast, it was like, Let's get in a room and talk as fast as we can. That was the coat. I don't have the weird

mailing already. If you can't keep up then fuck it. Shaddup! Yeah! If you can't handle the kitchen, get hate.

And is that a phrase you've learned in the kitchen?

Yeah, well, anyway Well, let's start the frickin show. I'm sorry, guys. Everybody, Welcome to the teacher's lounge. It was the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But we have busted up at our favorite camp camp. I don't want to be here. We are counselors and mentors. Of course them. Howard Levis. I guess people are calling me blunt now it's become a thing around the camp. Blunt Levis Uh, blunt Levis. Uh,

quickest. Quickest nickname to catch on and all All of time. Thing is the beginning of time. Get us was here. Yeah, yeah, yes. I'll tell you what. People don't know this. It's bad. Guinness is back and they are flourishing. We've been donating my We've been

donating to get it to Guinness

trying to convince me and Todd to be the New World's fattest twins.

Yeah, I said a

hit job, right? They picked wins and they said Do it for what? I pick people and then they make him look like, right? Same clothes, motorcycles, etcetera. The famous photo, the biggest twin that's

goes on the swings on motors, telling the same thing every time they asked me, I'll do it. But I'm not gonna cut my nails.

Right. And they tried to make

oh, going for longest nails.

You want to be finger fingernail,

man? Yeah. Yeah. Which that nicknames not catching crazy now.

And you want to be part of the Justice League? His fingernail man? Yes.

I mean, I saw that Justice League movie and I went This is

awesome thing. This is awesome. I want to be a part of. This is one more piece. Yes, it's not confusing enough yet. Way need to introduce a

new character with very little back story They'd already done six times in that movie. But we needed one. Maura. OK? And I walk around and I scratch Superman hair

hair. Scratch the jealous in that. Here. You're not

getting the scalp. I get it. You guys innards, you don't get comic book. Sounds like Sam kind of gets it, but Superman has a lot of gel in his hair so you could get to scalp, but his hair gets itchy causes. Cal l son of Jor El, I think Yes, and I'm crypt on. Everyone feels their hair super man's hair on DATs All I've really talked through before they got me out the back door.

Ewbank carpet you are in Talks with them to never show up at the studio again.

Yeah, yeah. Um,

you're in

talks about a restraining order with them. I am.

My my agents are really fighting hard on that on those are the agents of Shield? Yes. The agents of Shield are working for me. Ah, and

these are the actors from the show who have no legal experience and expertise. Who? Just a guy from Iron Man three. Yeah,

I said I'll pay you a $400,000 retainer to do this for me. Well, that's your fault that you bedazzled your own retainer with diamonds. Well, if you could ever a tater in your mouth, you gotta You gotta bling up your retainer, baby.

That is a $40,000 retainer. It's that

it was hard for me to part ways with it, But I did.

Yeah, You still need it. That

was a

big part of your personality.

for a little while. Yeah. Yeah. Well, first it was bad teeth,

which was something you were really showcasing. You were the first person to arrive at Heathrow, and people say, Yeah, you need to get those fixed.

They created the first ever British dentist formula

is unfortunate because any and he immediately

went out of business. You did? Yeah. Yeah, way. We're tired Afterwards. I didn't in your time because it was an airport dentist. Eso is duty free.

D l O T y Unfortunately, no, no, unfortunately, no, no, it

was duty filled. You saw it that

way. A lot of poop this season. A lot of poop is natural free, but a lot of

pooping tax free. A lot of poop in there

because he would fix the bathroom.

Yeah. Yeah, well, his officers in the bathroom, and he's ah, he was a janitor dentist, like he was cleaning up my teeth, you know, like a

todo used the full size mop and

the poppy play plunged.

Well, let me tell

you this. You did not want that guy drilling in your mouth because it's a full size maintenance,

Drew. Yeah, it's a big waiting. It's drill and I didn't want it, but I got it.

Well, your rotator looks great. I mean,

thank you. E stole it back from the agents of shield back in my mouth.

I mean, Todd, how is the investigation going? Because we had a big disappearance of some campers. There was a little bit of blood splatter left behind. And also there was a long wait at a Chinese restaurant. Those air, the clues?

Yes, right. Other clues are some blood splatter so could resume footsteps on. And Ah, wait at a Chinese restaurant where you kept thinking they got a call us here, and there was some awkwardness about whether or not to complain about it, but it was a bit of a bottle episode. Wait, So but I'm on the C s. I tip here. I've got my students doing forensics, and these kids are top dog. A one I am in love with. Forensics have been my whole life, and we're really we're studying the blood splatter. Would you

say is the lead top dog or a one? Who's the lead investigator?

Who's the lead investigator? Well, top Todd today, one are kind of co investigating this, right now, uh, there's sort of it, the front of the pack. We'll just behind me. Um, because front of the pack is doing all right, but I don't know, they will ever be a lead investigator. Got you So

nicknames A really taking off is? Well, yes.

House lead investigator. Honestly, But what? The president back in the pack, honestly,

obviously hasn't total while I was all semester. Think that also over,

Thank God someone who keeps

true to the nickname. Um, And who's on first? Uh, but for those of you listening to try to get eso,

we get

answers on these disappearing kids. I got some news for you. Jury's out. We don't know what's happened yet.

Way did get one hot tip that somebody entered a door quickly and screamed. Jerry,

that's right. It was like So it was a new man, right? It was like it was somebody we'd seen before. Uh,

so a lot. A lot of people are saying, too, because I I've started a separate podcast about this trying to solve the crime because I love true crime. What a I got of truecar broadcast this broadcast. It's a broadcast. So, um, I walk around. I poke people and I tell him what's going on. But I you know, I just obsessed with true crime. It's just like people die. And I'm making money off of it, telling the story of these deaths. And I make I'm taking big, broad swings and guesses as to who it is. I'm really ruining lives.

You've been reopening a lot of cases

that the families have moved on from freezing cases. They call raising reason cases not cold their time and freezing. The families moved on. They've made peace with it. And I remember

your son that disappeared years ago.

We don't want it. We don't want it. Come on. No. Leave our front door. He was brutally murdered. How could you be over that?

Yeah, And that was a reenact that

was re enactment for my podcast. Oh,

you do your hiring actors that you know, local actors to do crude reenactments of murders, right?

Yeah, we do a little. That was crude, but okay, we do the top to bottom, and we got everybody we got can memorize his lines. Jimmy, um,

that's what was big for it. It's usually like like Dale cry on cue. Roberts, D have you?

No, no. We do have his brother. Uh, Dale, all the Visine in the world could get you out of their

their Their names are the same name.

Will know his brother's Dale Roberts Jr. Okay?

He still rabbits. You have missed his mark. Joe,

you've got you also have Jesse Speak up. Roberts? Yes,

Jesse? Speak up, Robertson, which you couldn't tell from listening. What about, um, Josh was supposed to be an usher, but now on stage rested. Yeah, Yeah, he's filled in a few times. Unwanted. Unwanted? Yeah. Yeah. Which I like his gumption. That reminds me of myself. And

are you still working with Can't stop looking down the lens,

Stevenson? Yeah, No first name or can't memory a disease stop stop down the lens?

Because that's what we're always screaming

out. Theo camera. Even though there's no camera in the in the, uh,

absolutely. He will look right down the barrel of some still whatever he imagines the camera to be in ruin and ruin it. All right. P for long barreled shotgun and shot himself in the face. Todd, uh, what you could say And a lot of people have been is that these people don't exist. They're all different parts of my personality. Sort of sounds like a bad morning zoo show or something like that. I said, Well, let's remove the word bad. And maybe it doesn't. Yeah,

it's not

like you're doing that again. That was a couple of seasons ago. Because they've been calling you Todd. Uh, Tyler Durden. Padre, right? Yeah.

And I don't get the reference, You know, I am be kicking my own ass a lot of times in front of everybody. It's my life. I got a lot going on. I think right now I'm flourish. You were going to get to the bottom of this crime. I've learned a lot about how not to ruin crime scene. So the next one will be better. Because I showed up on the last one bleeding profusely, greasy fingers and figures, and I had just shaved and I was kind of trying to get that I shaved on the crime scene. So my hair is everywhere, but I feel like, um, I'm about to crack it. I don't know what's going on with you. What

was going to

say? We should probably we should mention that a lot of people are blaming these disappearances on the fact that we stayed at camp this week and did not go on the hike from from a decree from Bill. Bill said there will be no hike.

I've been giving decrees, which is allies kind like an old testament. Ask ah, form of leadership. But I've been giving decree's

been opening those huge scrolls and here yang off of them.

Yeah. I mean, you guys came up to the mount and heard. Heard me speak the other day. You walked up to me with a lit candle

and told me, Hear ye hear ye. But it was just me. And you told me a story.

Yeah. I mean, sorry. Uh, sorry. You know, I've been some would say I've been touched by

the Lord. What could I others would

say? I mentally ill.

Can I explain something to you? And I hope it doesn't ruin your worldview. But that that Bush wasn't burning randomly. That was my fire Bush on when you started talking to it. I just started talking back because I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to embarrass you.

Were sitting just on the other side of

the burning bush to keep warm. Yeah. Yeah. Well, as you

know, I was talking to a burning bush. I wasn't

next to a campfire screaming.

Okay, well, if that's what you need to believe, Um, that's fine. And frankly, it makes me confident in my acting ability.

Good said nothing is more. Nobody is more stable than those who claim they talk to the Lord. Well, in the Lord talks to them. I just

think it must be exhausting for you. You're dancing on the street with that sign that says God loves you. Uh, dude, like a lot of side flipping And, like, cheering and decided stuff, though the sign is poorly written and small Thought

Oh, come on. Well, I I also

am directing people to subway. Part of me loves you, especially if you buy a $5. At the back of the sign is a pretty obvious subway at the front is a religious phrase.

Listen, if I could pay, we gotta pay rent nowadays. You know I'm not I'm not Paul. I can't turn from Salta, Paul and have no income. A lot of people say

that's what I'm doing. I'm turning from Sean Paul. I'm doing a classic solid upon

due to solve the poll. A lot of people are saying that that's a full rip off of my sitcom from Seoul. DePaul.

I don't know

if a lot of people are saying What's a new sitcom? Better call Paul is raise. I think getting a pretty good reviews that Paul the Apostle. Yeah,

who Paul is.

Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, because he was bad first

and its modern day Paul the Apostle And he does phone advice. It's kind of Frasier put with Paul.

It's exactly Fraser with Paul. Uh, he's got a little dog. Um, and that's that's the similarities. You guys were living such busy lives this summer at camp. I thought we

were coming out here to just calm down and

chill out. Well, we I mean, that stuff happens. There have been these disappearances. You would you say you've been fully chilled out in the kitchen.

I've really been keeping my head down And just cooking.

Yeah, just keeping your head down because you may be kept it a little too low in the

sky, but at

my forehead. Pretty bad. I burnt my forehead on the flame while I was trying to roast some potatoes on Is you forehead in top of hair and all of their well, I burn the top of my hair which led to the back

of my hair which led to my shirt which led to my pain which led to third degree burns on my Harry. But,

I mean, it's one point

I saw, I saw I heard you say orders up. Yeah, And you were on a plate. Listen, you were on the bike. I couldn't keep my head down. I've been staying focused in the kitchen and sometimes on your little to

focus, you can become a little too involved in your

work. So, yes, I did you myself up. You really been throwing yourself into your Yeah, I know, I know. Your thighs look carved professionally. Car. Well, thank you. It was a huge mistake. And now they're bandaged. I believe, because we're all prone. Teoh eating members of the podcast way Thrown tea blends body, old body.

It wasn't it wasn't a choice. It was a pre a pre condition you guys just had

Who could remember? I did love frankly, Sam, I was expecting to like it, but I loved your fingerling potatoes.

Thank you very much, and I I only have about one dish of those left to make on. Then I'm done with them. As you can see, the kitchen's been a little bit harder saying lately, because I only have a left hand to Sam. This is I don't know what's happening, but you're cooking yourself up in your serving yourself in the case that I made fingerling potatoes off my left hand and then I made Palm freeze. OK, so yes, I don't have a left hand anymore. My only complaint. It's all potato based

tickets. It's very starchy. Why you want todo

It's potatoes and your for your fingers and hands so you're getting a little protein, but I think you could branch out a little bit. I'm

trying to keep it simplification. Okay, I don't want to mess up and go to big. As

soon as you start

throwing in too many extra ingredients, it

says your tails

don't wait. Happened don't mean their

heads or tails in it.

I know, I know you're having trouble having keeping your balance trying to regular you're trying. You're trying to be regular. You're having trouble keeping your balance. And I think that's because you served mashed potatoes and you're you just thought I'd better not Feet. I thought I'm mashed him up well enough. And I guess I did. I guess I didn't. I guess you could tell that they were told. Isn't the problem? The problem was, there was no observant of your toes Were in that I toes Well, no, you shouldn't be. Failure isn't disguising your body parts. It's serving them. Listen, I

read a book

on creativity, and they said that

all the best artists and chefs I put in chefs really put themselves in your

modifying a book on Creative. It was about painters. I couldn't

find another good book about creativity. So I took, you know, and painters use their paints or whatever, and I use my feet. Nathan. Well, right? You put yourself into your work, but I

think you're taking I'll say this. I'm I'm glad you're You're putting yourself through this, Sam, because it feels like karma to me. You guys, you guys have done a couple of really shady things to me this summer already and this feels like karma. You slowly chiseling away pieces of your body until maybe you might just be ahead by the end of

this, you

know, because you guys know what you did. You know what you did.

You know, don't happy. I'm cutting off my hands and feet. These air accidents, what? Have a

little bit of heart, you know? Yeah, Well, you don't come here ahead only,

okay? I would tell you guys to have a little bit of heart because not only not only do you guys treat me like crap when we're recording, but you guys treat me like crap off the Micah's. Well, okay,

so why? Because we're trying to flush down the toilet, treat you like crap?

Yes. Yes. Why? Because every time you go around with a P. You who did that?

Yes. What? Because if you're in the middle of the room, double bunch of sawdust on you and walk away acting like I did something. Yes. Yeah.

Why? Because sometimes i shove you in my pants and walk around like nothing happened.

What? Because I try to wipe you off my butt cheeks all the time. Why? Because sometimes I'll eat it just to not have to find another meal. Yeah, well, sometimes, because I'll eat it cause I think it's embarrassed that I accidentally took one on the floor. But instead, I shouldn't have.

Are you guys done? Why? Because I stepped in a diaper and opportunity. I have kids at the mall so I could get a discount. The parent discount the obvious parents. You just showed them a dirty diaper and said, I'm apparently

you should have a diaper with you inside of

a parent discount. Is that what happened? Because I showed up at

the field day field for our second activity. I brought you guys breaded popcorn and I showed up. WEYDERT, Red ID visit breaded. It's breaded popcorn and I showed up expecting us to have a nice time hanging outside under the stars under the moon. Have a few snacks, hang out outside on the field. And what happened

there was flies all over you. Listen, I don't know why you keep trying to take us on a day that in the field you guys offered OK, it wasn't my choice. Snacks and sodas underneath the moon.

We went. We can't do that. stop trying to

trick us into a date. Maybe we'll hang out with you. Maybe it's the lie. That's frustrating.

I have my honesty be a crush on, you

know? Also, I don't want a loaf of popcorn. I never will. So I don't know what this bread is. Popcorn thing is, but I don't need a loaf of it. I don't need 12 grain bread in popcorn. I don't need I don't need popcorn. French toast.

I don't need cinnamon raisin loaf popcorn.

Okay. Well, you know what? Then I You

know

what? Maybe it's maybe it's time for me to just accept reality that we won't hang out. I've got a lot of responsibilities at the camp. You guys know you stink. OK, You guys know I'm headed over Teoh to the camp across the river. Uh, can't best Shalom to have a meeting about the triathlon. Uh,

you're talking to them? Yes, urine. I'm saying sleeping with the enemy. I am not sleeping. You are gonna cause piece You're not gonna create peace between us and Beth Shalom. You better not cause me so cross pieces. You cost peace that the world

is over. No, you

me go over okay. And I will be the second coming. I want to get you What? You're looking to profit so quickly. I don't know what did. Alioum will start. People responded to me when I accidentally wore my robe. I just don't

need to let

know how you you are. You are missing something inside because you you are so drawn to any sort of organized religion to give you the more power complex. Yeah, it also you gotta power

way yearn for a master. What did you say? Hey,

I think I said I can't relate to having a power complex, but I just think, Could you go one summer without starting or being in a cult

or even changing your persona? Try not try to just

be Bill Cravy for looking weak except yourself. All right. All right. Fine,

because yeah, I think we all need to do that. I

think way except any tides this week. And you know what? I'm going to say it.

You're ridiculous. Voices are put on

what? Your regular You regular. This is a persona. Yeah, Yes. Yeah. Well, it's

not say their

eyes is a persona. Sam is getting Bill bill. I'll

let you know. That's just Sam has been seeing some of this propaganda that's been put out by the lunatic in the White House. And he's saying that your ridiculous voice,

i e I can direct ships just is good. And I would say that I actually come from a family of lighthouse operators. So I will be good running

the line would say that or it's true. It's true. Yeah, but you also said you were in the Navy, but you just did, you know, weaken training. You were never fucking on

mopped. The ship's mast, you mop up? Yes, some people were, like mopping the deck. And I was like, What about this poll

you were on? Um, you were on What was it? Um uh, Elephant seal. Team six.

That's right. I

storm to this group of rocks near the jetty. And I remember rocks was not the jetty itself. No, it was near the jetty. A group of bad looking rocks

was a group of rocks mirror group of rock. Are

you sure you got the right group of rocks? Yes, absolutely. We did re Kon for six months. We found out that you know who was living in this group of rocks. You know, Ho Ah,

Maciel Bin Laden.

Seal of bin Laden. Seal of in Latin Was there on? We all know what he did. Yeah, Yeah. We all know. He took down the two lifeguard towers. He took down the two lifeguard towers and we found him. I was. So if there's anybody who should be in the lighthouse, it's May and I'm running. Mission accomplished. I'm running. This is my announcement that I'm running for lunatic in the lighthouse. I don't think I don't think it has to be lunatic light. I e think it's president of the lighthouse. No, I'm when this is my road to the lighthouse and you guys can either be part of my team right now. You can either get on the plane with me to the first stop. What's the address to the lighthouse? One rock way I bought in

your team. I said it last week. I'll say it every week. If you're my friend, I'm on your team till the end. I don't care what the New York Times writes about you. I don't care what society decides about you. You're I am with you. You Here You are here first. Teachers, large fans. We got a lunatic in the white house right in the room. You woo your vote Your vote for Bill Cravy. I'm gonna kill you,

Todd. Sam, what do you say? Yeah, I think I think this country is ready for a change,

or at least the coast near the lighthouse. And, um

yeah, I'm for it. I think way disruptor

in the lighthouse.

Finally, I'm going

to go up there. I'm gonna walk up

all of those steps all the way to the top. And I am going to make that light go around so ships don't run in to the coastal I e o in here. Who in here likes

the paint scheme of the lighthouse? Right now? Right now. Way wanting to be

a little bit different. Little bit classier, right? Uh, I am going to bake the lighthouse. Oh, people life, I

blanket, but we're gonna listen to both sides So any thinks the current lunatic in the lighthouse fucks Children. I what

don't mean to be a wet

blanket has something to say?

Ok, you know, I like my name is I understand breaking news. Blunt is now when

I e o wait, print the way. Theo,

There's people like me out there. Bill, who you still need to convince. I don't want you to get this idea that you can just coast on your friends, your base. You can energize your base all you want, but there's people who want real change around here. Okay? And just talking about how the lunatic in the White House

way I know how to get more than just my base. You. I am here for way.

Need to settle down, guys, this is getting out of hand. Okay, We need to settle down t

profit to running for lunatic in the White House. A seven

day, less than 15 minutes blanket is a corporate shill.

Okay. All right. You know what? We need to take a break, because I I'm getting flustered.

Attention, campers. We'd like to sincerely apologize for the mix up this morning involving the morning trumpet wake up song being replaced by the audio from a YouTube video of a racist old white lady screaming at a walmart customer service representative.

Wow, man. Well, alright, guys will Look. Let's were also we've taken a break. We've taken a breath, right? I'm hopped up for my, uh, campaign. Yeah, well, listen, I think we need to just Ah, I'll remember that we are friends, quote unquote whatever that means and not let our differences sort of Ah, get get in the way. Okay, Because we do have a guest on the show today as we we we try to dio Ah, And we thought we might get a campers perspective on what's going on because, you know, we've We've been talking a lot, but we brought in a good a good camper. I'd say. Yeah. Fell by the name of Chadwick. Boss. Man

hates up guys. Chadwick, how are you? I'm solid. Solid for sure. How yesterday? We're pretty

good. Good. Yeah.

Chaos going on at the camp. It all in all I'm doing good personally

can cast Was CASS

you having fun? Are

you know, like, uh I didn't

come here for fun? I'm came here for business. Mostly.

You stepped off the bus and said I didn't come here to make friends.

Yeah, I said, but Well, yeah, I said that. But then I said the fun thing to because, like anyone is sound like one of those reality TV stars and really not Intria TV. Uh,

yeah. It does seem as if you came into the camp one way, and now it seems as if you are richer or you're doing your your wealthier

now. Yeah, I'm kind of like a

drug lord. Ah, Drug lord. Drug court worked drug Lord,

uh, guess, uh, ah

kids have been, like smoking weed. We would catch them smoking weed. Yeah, okay. In here. And they actually

was a lot of the

co kaiina lots of wheat. But that's not me. I'm actually selling ties and, uh, Sands. And by ties and sands, I mean, Tylenol ins and tack

Okay, over the counter Tylenol and also over the counter. Uh, heartburn. So when you when you get lit up on San, you're talking about Zantac. So I'm

going with Zantac. I took half Azan on my way here,

Uh, because you had eaten a burrito, made

a burrito and eso I'm good now, but like, a lot of my money comes from the drugs ideal. I don't I wanted to do things a little differently. You know, we don't really have a pharmacy on on the campsite here, Right on their wares is a bit

and that. Well, let's let's watch your mom. Yeah,

bitch, though. My mom was a straight up fucking

she's a

bitch. Okay. All right, All right. Most people like her. Chadwick. I bought some perkies. You remember the other day? Eyes? Yes. And perkies trying to get, you know, just kind of a pain pill, Buzz. Yeah. Um, and it seemed like it was just in old school coffee machine. A percolator.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was an old school coffee

machine, but I don't do the job. Know what do you do? You were perked up. You were tired

from making coffee, trying to figure it out. And also it like it was so old. It shocked me when I tried to plug it into the wall.

Dude debts. And I don't do you, Would you? If I still do coke, would you come back and try to return the coke to

me? I don't really want to hear it was a Coca Cola, which you've also been selling for more expensive. And you can get him at the little ended by 19.

Well, what? That's your bad did you got? You got I can. I'm a hustler. I could sell assault to a snail,

bro. Which, by the way, yeah, Yeah. The snails have been out of control this summer.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah,

because it's fucking raining Did. And like, I've been straight up, I've been making bread, selling assault to these fucking snails. You'd be surprised.

This is so horrible. I mean, you're taking these snails livelihood, all of their money, and

I'm your burning them with. So it's kind. I don't

know if it's okay to say this, but I saw you sail a Popsicle to an Eskimo.

Yeah, Yeah, I fucking soul Genesco. He bought it with the fucks. The

problem. Honestly, like, Look, guys, I didn't

come here to make friends or Todd Fund

came here to see

if you guys want to buy anything off me because I'm all about my business.

I just clarify one thing. Breath. Are you trying to trick me into buying over the counter drugs or you just selling me over the counter? Did

I Don't turn tricks? I saw drugs.

I know you want to include everybody. I wasn't trying to see if this little boy turned tricks.

I'm 17. I'm gonna get gotten that again. I'm not a little bit

under it. It's a legal thing. I have to announce that now. Forever.

Way. You have to say you have Teoh. I saw you move the other day and you went I don't know what you were doing. What? You were going door to door and you said you were selling stuff. But I think you guys

like, Wait, do you fuck kids understand? Understand kids?

No, of course not. It was sick. I It's a crazy thing. I don't even know how to just

It was unfortunate thing he was at the gym naked in the locker room and accidentally walked out the back door. It was another room, you Walker. All playground.

Unfortunately, my gym, my gym. I uses a middle school gym. I work out on the on their wall course and will shoot hoops on. And then I'll change in the bathroom. And I took a call. I walked up back. Uh, I forgot I was fully moved. So now

has a technicality. One of those guys who brings his cell phone into the steam

room. I mean, and to be fair, that was more traumatizing to me because all the kids were looking reporting. It's

smaller than ours. That's it's exactly I got a big dick. Yeah, I got a big day. Yes, DS girls

suck me off for

some kendo. Whoa, she's Jesus. Just got a girl. The stomachache suck your dick to get some Pepto Bismol. That's mean. Probably players feel worse.

I did. My cum tastes like pineapples because I eat pineapples.

Would you know what it tastes like?

Tasted it. Do you guys not taste your own calm?

Rarely. Not really.

I don't produce any anymore. So

you don't produce common number to spare?

Uh, yours

is actually called Go right.

Wait. What comes out of here?

Because it's like, Go, go away. You're about to die, or you're about to move on to the next life. It's It's like, um, wait, it's evolutionary Italy. People want to get away from it,

right? Yeah, that's exactly right. I kind of like

a gas. It's like,

Yeah, it's used by the military. Todd comes. There's a little puff of gas that shoots out. That is, makes you say Yeah. I mean, you're independently wealthy because you sell your go to different countries