Not Bald Roger

I do feel like the tide is turning on the public opinion of you. After some

of your... In which way?

For the better.

Yes. Yeah, I do

think you have

owned up, lowered yourself, or what is it?

Yeah, like humbled yourself. You've humbled

yourself.

I've humbled myself before my judgmentors.

Well, and you tried to get away with just lowering yourself.

Yeah, I took the lifts out of my shoes. Well, I gave my shoes to DeSantis.

He sadly took them down a little bit. He took them down a little bit.

DeSantis is looking good since

gave me your shoes. And is DeSantis... So in the...

you

And I drew out a crude sort of like what's actually happening in the shoe.

An x -ray, if you will. And he's on ballerina toe point in those, right? Absolutely. Well, ballerinas can't quite do it. That's what he's doing, but

yeah. Right. He's being courted by the Lincoln Center New York City Ballet,

right? Because he's up on super toe is what

they're called. Up

big

on

One

toe.

big toe.

French word.

is an unbelievable dancer, and he's in the completely wrong race.

He

Yeah, I know. If you

ask me. I think he should be going fully for the Russian ballet.

Oh, he's polling really well in Swan Lake. Yeah. Polling

really well. Well, the polls have... I will say I did get called by a pollster the other day, and the poll was a little confusing. It's like...

Is a pollster a sort of like a mafioso, like a gangster? Is that what a pollster is?

I don't think that's what they technically are, but the guy on the phone definitely sounded that

way. They're thugs.

yeah.

Oh,

Yeah.

Yeah. He definitely, when I said my answers, said, you sure about that?

All right. Well, Ron DeSantis

says hello. I don't know if that

means... I mean, he shot the mouthpiece of the phone.

But wait a

Yeah.

second.

Ah, my ear!

loud! Oh, my God. Yeah. Those phone lines will deliver a gunshot right to your ears.

It's too

Yeah, it was scary. They really will. But no... What did

you say?

question? What did you say? The question was a little bit confusing. It was like, which of these roles do you see Ron DeSantis in most? President of the United States, lead in Black Swan. The movie. Oh. The movie, yeah.

Huh? What was the

Takes away a lot of the lesbian undertones of the movie. But it's interesting. And we know simply one ballet that doesn't have to do with a swan, right? Oh, there's Goose River. Yeah. Oh, Goose River. Pig

Field.

Yes. Pig Field. Yes.

Pig

Field is really good. Goose Cracker. Goose Cracker. Goose Cracker around the holiday season.

Explain to me Cracker. Where's

Cracker? How does Cracker fit?

Like Nutcracker.

Nutcracker.

Nutcracker. Goose Cracker. Excuse me. Goose Cracker. Nutcracker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course, Wicked Goose.

Wicked Goose. This one, I don't know.

Is it just Wicked the Musical, but with Goose? Yeah, we

know that. Wicked the Ballet. That's just a bunch of mean people on point kicking you in the nuts. Wickedly talented up

there.

Dazeen.

Dazeen.

Well, Todd,

it is really impressive to see you lower yourself, give your shoes to the Santas,

and just kind of be a guy who people can approach.

Yeah. Because I think that's some of the issue with you, Todd, is it's not that you're actually a bad guy. You just have sort of an abrasive exterior.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah, but I've fixed that now, and I'm a good guy, and I think the abrasiveness at the end of the day, that's covering up vulnerability.

Oh, right. You are melting your shell off in a nice way. If people don't remember last week, you drove your Ghostbusters car through a crowd.

But not on accident.

But not on accident. On purposely targeted. But it was only because they were standing in the way, and he was trying to leave

fast. Listen, listen. If you go down the same road every week, and then all of a sudden there's a permitted festival, parade, et cetera, I'm hitting the accelerator, and I

ain't doing a

detour. Once it's plugged into Google Maps, you shouldn't have to do extra.

You can follow the line. Right. But

typically,

you can run through a parade. You can drive through one.

And as long as you're a nice guy, people won't be like, you need to apologize.

Or they'll sort of move. They'll sort of like, the seas will part.

Right. Something like that. Right. Well, that's how Moses initially split the sea. Whoa. And I, yeah. He just drove through it angrily.

Yeah. Yeah. Moses was just a dad whose kids were being too loud behind him. Yeah.

That's what they don't tell you about

Moses. He gets so much credit. I think with enough time, Todd, I think with enough time, you could be seen that way as well. Whoa. A Moses type who led us through the darkness. Todd's Christ. Christ.

Well, you were, you were

lost for 40 years once.

Right?

Yeah.

And your origin story is very similar to his. You were sort of put in a basket and floated down a river and discovered by your parents.

Yeah. Yeah. I was thrown in a basket by my.

You sunk your basket, right? You were just such a bad captain.

Yeah. Of your basket.

I was thrown in a basket. You ran in a ground. I was

raised by a

volleyball.

Your best friend. We have my dad, my best friend, Wilson.

Yeah. You were lost in the middle of the Jordan River, even though you could see both sides and easily swim to them for

years.

I was a baby. Oh, but later on. Right. Later on. Later on. Yeah. Later on, I got lost right on the Jordan River and I was just bouncing back and forth. I couldn't find my way

through. Wow. So yeah, Moses, Todd's Christ. I think it does have a ring to it. What do you think Moses's name is? What's that? What do you think Moses's name is? Moses Christ.

Moses Christ. He slams like his brain to make new space.

Right. It refragments itself. It slams all the Bible together. When Todd drove through some protesters. Is this a

Christmas song? Let my Todd's is Christ. Let my Todd's is Christ.

Todd.

I thought it was going to be something like, let me go to the mall or

something inconsequential. Let my Todd's is Christ.

He's basically saying, let me be

Todd's is Christ. Right. I agree. He's not like advocating. I know you agree. He's not advocating for his constituents or his worshipers. He's saying, let

me be. He's kind of saying, please worship

me. Right. Right.

Yeah. Very needy Lord. It makes sense. It really makes sense. He's an artist. He's a chef.

He's Todd's is

Christ. Right. He needs followers. He just needs them. And we are kind of condensing things a bit. Things have. The tide has turned for you, but it has been a tumultuous week here at the restaurant, folks.

Yeah. As you all know, lots happened last week. Just a real a real mess of chaos came down upon us here at Meadle Juices.

And Todd, you we've all kind of spent the week doing a little bit of damage control. We've had to sort of kick kick the grand opening down the down the road

just a

hair to get to make some room to sort of rectify things.

I'm taking issue. I am taking issue. I'm putting my flag down. We've had a tumultuous week. Todd. My name comes

It's been really hard here. Todd. It's like, yeah, of course, there are some things that I did. Doubled down on the whole situation.

up again.

In search of a good review.

Drove through.

Went on Z -Way. Did not go well at

all. The only person to request going on Z

-Way. Yeah.

Knowing what was going to happen. You said something weird

unprompted. She didn't even ask you a hard question. On intro, yeah. Yeah. On intro. You stepped in front of her and introed the show.

But then

somehow you turned it around. She isn't doing it right. We've all seen the show. She's not great at the intro.

You did somehow turn it around on Z -Way and she was running from you for the second half of the episode.

Todd ways. What were they saying now?

You can't just put your name at the beginning of a word.

Todd's just crying. When Todd took over Z -Way's show.

I'm really worried about this God complex.

It's going in the opposite way that you should be headed.

Absolutely.

Can I just bring you down to earth a little bit? Good luck.

You're back of house. You can't be around people.

That's your issue. That's why you work so well in the kitchen because you're an artist who does beautiful work, but you're completely unsocialized.

You are worse than a rabid animal when it comes to socializing with other people. I think you're lovely.

Right.

I love that.

That's what I like.

But

other people, I think, have difficulty with you driving over them, have difficulty with you yelling at them, have difficulty with you messing up their food on purpose because you feel like sticking it to them.

Okay. I'm hearing you. I'm hearing you. It doesn't seem like it. I just think, for me, what makes people so uncomfortable is my ability to see the truth

immediately. I see the truth, and it makes people nervous to be around me. And that's why I'm so good on stage, reflecting the world.

Back to people. We all love watching actors in movies. You ever hung out with an actor? Not too good.

Right. Right. That's what I, it's true. I'm a celebrity, man. You know, I can present reality, but you don't want to spend 10 minutes near me.

Right.

Right.

Right. You don't want to have a dinner with

me. No. Maybe that would be

good for you. You are such a celeb. Maybe you kind of lean into the celeb chef thing.

Maybe that's your

personality back there. Todd chef. Todd chef. Well, maybe. It's like top chef. Oh, okay.

I think you have to go on top chef, Todd. You can't just start Todd chef. Nobody's going to care about

Todd chef. I want bottom chef. And listen, your shoes do have holes, but those aren't crocks. Those aren't crocks. Yeah. If they

were crocks, the holes would be on the top.

Yeah. You

holes

have like

drilled into the soles of your shoes. You're sopping wet from sole

to knee. I don't think. These are armadillos. Dillos. They're Dillos.

They're Dillos. Dillos are not like crocodiles.

They are the Flintstones car of shoes. They got no bottom. And then they

have a little top.

Yabba dabba shoe. All right.

Your yabba dabba shoe. Your bunions are absolutely fucked. They've never been worse.

Yes. Am I at the podiatrist now here? This is what I'm saying. Todd's the problem. Todd's shoes

are crazy. No, Todd.

Todd's bloody feet is getting in the food. You're

not the

problem. Don't cook

with your feet anymore, please. Please

don't. Stop limiting me.

Your toes are all tied up. You got pretzel bunions. It's absolutely fucked.

It really is. It is. I will. In Todd's defense, we are pointing out a lot about

him and not offering

much for ourselves.

Yeah. But it feels like we need to have a come to Todd's moment. Well,

I love the way you're saying

it.

Well, I feel like Todd, you are definitely gaining. Everybody's looking at you around town. Eyes are on you. You can't make a move without making the press. I went into it. And it's good for our business. But I think you are truly on fire and burning. And listen, it's working.

Oh, yeah.

But I think you are going to crash and burn.

They said that about the big guy. They said that about Trump.

Right. And look at him, man. He's still rolling, leading the polls. Right. You know, there are certain men, me, the big man,

we don't know we're supposed to die. Right.

We don't know we're ever supposed to be wrong.

Well, I agree that that's your thing. You can't harm Todd, baby. So, yeah, maybe I will crash. But I'll never know. I'll never know. So, like, I hear what you're saying.

I am loving the attention.

Yeah. We know you are.

And it's never been hotter.

But for the wrong things. But, I mean, attention's attention. You are gaining fans.

And they do want to eat here.

And, I mean, I don't know.

It's tough to turn down a paying customer or a screaming customer.

Is someone bad if they've amassed a following? I don't think they can be. And we can look back at history.

I don't think they can be. And have a clear answer on

that. But now I'm rethinking it. The truth

is the truth.

I want to say, just restaurant -wise, I took some of your constructive criticism. You said the menu was overwhelming. You said there were

too many

things. It was like I couldn't make one choice. So, I, with your help, took it under my wing. I was like, I know what to do with this word of mouth. I'm going to do a little pop -up at the farmer's market.

Stripped down just a few items. The menu, too?

Yeah. I mean, menu and chef stripped down.

Well, there was a

pole. Menu chef and ideally customer. But that's up to them.

Oh, there was a pole. Yeah.

There was a pole. And not a pole stir. A stripper pole.

Yeah.

It was a stripped -down menu you were doing. Well, you've been taking a stripping class. Mm -hmm. Not pole dancing.

Stripping. Stripping. Very little dancing. Because the dancing is distracting from the stripping. It's the art of getting

undressed. Well, we'll be down at bikinis being like, stop with the dancing. We can't focus. Strip. Is this a strip bar or not? So do you take Venmo? But yes. But I wanted to just

get rid of my mouth. Can you Venmo a quarter? Does anybody know how to do

.25? Can I receive Venmos from the dancers? Request. Request. I don't like this dancer. Request. Request. Request. Request.

Stop your dance, please. Pick up your phone.

But

small menu. Just trying to get the attention back on the food and on the place. Back to where Jon Favreau making that movie Chef.

so

Right. Which we all know was a metaphor for his experience with Disney in the Marvel world. Right. Shrunk it down. Just him in a truck with Leguizamo. Leguizamo.

It's me and the pest.

Doing kind of farmer's market food. You took pest pretty literally for this one. Sure. Well, I can get Leguizamo.

So yeah. It's me and the cockroach. To be fair. To be fair. It's the biggest cockroach. Yes. In the Guinness Book. Yes.

Thank you. To be fair. It's a big, huge

cockroach. And it has skills. It has skills. Let's be honest. I've never. Like Ratatouille. That rat could cook. This cockroach is an expert suge. I mean, if you do

walk him, he does scatter towards the shadows, which

was trouble. Right.

So do I.

But what a saucier.

I mean, he can make the sauce out of

anything. Right. Right. Right. And so it's me.

He's got so many hands. You know, like when they're like, I wish I had another hand in

the kitchen. Totally.

like seven. He's never said that.

Got

Really? He's never spoken. Never said that.

Not to me. No, we just have a flow. You and I.

That's incredible. When you develop that kind of relationship with people, I feel like we have historically kind of had that relationship. Yeah. Like a sort of unspoken synergy, which I do need to sort of speak up for a second and apologize. I still do not have a firm answer. As everybody out there knows, last week we talked a little bit about how I'm not the best conversationalist and people don't want to spend time at the bar.

Right. And I have the statistically lowest amount of time that people have spent on the bar. Somehow over the last week or so, that has sort of manifested in some kind of sort of active force field. Because if you could all see this be recorded, I am sitting 15 feet away from everybody because something's going on and I'm actually not able to get within 15 feet of other human beings.

It's been really

interesting.

It's like one of those kind of like stranger things phenomenon where like I woke up one morning and I walked outside and my neighbor got close to me and they were just sort of physically repelled away into their yard, knocked over their mailbox, fell into their trash cans.

It's a really confusing thing. Your personality has somehow jumped over into the physics world.

Yes. And not only metaphorically repels people away, but physically as well. Yeah. So it's been really tough. The bar has been empty. I've been trying to figure out, devise some sort of Rube Goldberg style machine to sort of deliver drinks.

I think you're solving the wrong problem. We got to get you to a doctor. Obviously, our health care here isn't the best. We've got

everyone on the same plan. You guys have health insurance?

Oh, have you not gotten on the plan?

I haven't

any start paperwork

gotten

or anything like that. We were looking at

Cobra for a while, but we couldn't quite afford it. So we're on Gartersnake.

Yeah. Oh.

Yes.

We're on Gartersnake insurance. And all it really tells you is if red meets yellow, you're a dead fellow.

It's not. It's mainly like... Yeah.

Other than Snake. It's a black man of jazz.

Yes. It doesn't really tell you much at all about

if you're sick.

But you have to have it.

Yeah. It's like, well, I don't know. My neck is swollen. I think there's something going on with my endocrine system. And the doctors are just like, well, I don't see any colors at all

on your neck. Could it be your underbelly? Yeah.

Yeah. Nothing. Try constricting a small mouse

and eating it. I don't know. And that's it. And that's it.

And I don't know. They really are exasperated. They don't know. And they're tired of being asked. They just want you out.

I went in like...

Hey, dude, we're snake insurance. We don't know.

Yeah. That's what they say. We're based on Cobra. We're garter snake. We talk about snakes. Okay? We don't know.

You went in for a checkup and they asked you if you'd just eaten a giant deer, right?

Your belly was really big. That was close for you, though.

Yes.

It was. I had had mostly venison

over the course of the day. One of the better restaurants in town, I

would say. Mostly venison? Yeah. Oh, my God. Mostly venison.

you feel like there's a lot of chicken at Mostly venison now?

Do

That's what I was going to say. I would say it's mostly chicken. I go in there and I get the grab bag.

Right. And I swear to God, there's almost no venison in that thing. And I need venison.

Venison is my menison.

It's my menison. It keeps me so healthy eating deer. Yes. If you've listened to this podcast for the past nine years, you know how much we love to eat venison. Yeah.

I'm

a venison freak.

Historically. Hey.

Yeah.

They're not floppy. They're not cut flat. Very floppy. No. The necks weren't able to be cut flat enough. So they don't sit flush on the wall.

At the end of the day, we'll get you on Garda snake insurance. It probably won't help. But this is not the situation is not the Rube Goldberg. I don't think that's the fix.

We have to figure out what's going on with it. It has to be a short term fix because we're going to be opening up. People got to get their drinks. I got to figure something out.

Well, I will say the force field has a nice glowing blue. So it is attracting

mostly moths, flies, bugs that like light. But a lot of people are sort of like walking

up against the force field being like, we want to come into the restaurant. So I don't hate. Have you had anyone get through what happens to them once they're inside?

They kind of start vibrating intentionally in the closer they get to me. And then at a certain point, the energy just kind of explodes and they

fly. My understanding is that to us, it looks like it's happening in time.

To the person feeling it, it's an eternity. A second is an

hour. Wow. So they are slowly dying in sort of a black hole Howard. That's tough. And I

know the feeling. I definitely know the feeling.

Oh, yes.

Yes. What is that? What do you mean by that?

Well, just like when you're dying in these, sometimes it feels like you're dying in a black hole.

Okay. You know, sometimes when you make us breakfast and we're eating your breakfast, it feels like I'm dying in a black hole.

Just eating the breakfast you made. It's just like a little bit like, I want to get out of here.

Oh, well, I guess I never knew that. I don't want people to feel. What? I don't want people to feel that way being around me. You know, I don't want to, I've never wanted to sort of repel people in any kind of way. I've always wanted people to just, I wanted people to have fun around me. I wanted to be a fun guy.

Oh, and you are a fun guy. It's just, it's some of the stuff we talked about last week. The nose, the clothes, the

hose. The

hose.

The bows.

You got to change nose, clothes, and hose to start.

Like, just, you got to.

But, like, obviously, personality -wise,

two

thumbs way up. Right. But look,

virginity. I think that's what it is. People are scared of the external obvious negatives.

They don't get to your

gooey center that we all know and love. We know you're a lovely, gooey guy, but we can't get past the disgusting exterior.

You are a lovely, gooey

guy. It's like a Tootsie Pop.

Hmm. Hmm. How many licks?

You hate the

outside. You hate it. It's the worst part.

Then you get inside and you go, this is nice and gooey.

But you eat a Tootsie Roller and you go, this was too easy.

Obviously,

the wrapper's impossible to get off. You're doing that for

hours. Well, yeah, you got to lick

that wrapper so many times before. How

many licks does it take to get the wrapper off the Tootsie Roller? But honestly,

that's how you know if you're good in bed.

If you can get a

Yes.

Tootsie Roller open,

you're good in bed. Oh,

let's just say.

Let's just say. If you can get a single Tootsie Roller open, I want a sex

roll. How many times have you been in bed and used the cherry, tying a cherry, not with a cherry stick?

I do it every night before I fall asleep. Every night. Every night.

Every night. Every night.

Every night.

I never get it done. I'm tying my lady's vagina into a knot.

Oh, you do it with a lady.

Sometimes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why it's so impressive. If you do it in the, like, you know, you'll do it with your Shirley Temple. Right. And all the ladies go, so what would he do downstairs?

Yes. Yes. You got to tie that shit up. You got to double knot that pussy up. You just have to do it. And I've heard

from women. I've heard from women. Nothing feels better.

feels better. They're screaming in pleasure.

Nothing

We have heard from women. Look, I want to say this, Howard. We, the bar is the business. Yeah. That's

our lowest overhead, our most money, so we need to find a way to fix this problem. I've been

doing some research. To fix

this problem. Yeah, I've been doing some research on my own to try to find a

solution. Oh, good. That always works. And I did find a man on Craigslist who claims to sort of give men tips on sort of connecting with people.

That sounds

perfect. Oh, I love this. It's kind of a thing you can go

to. You got to

get in your masculine

energy. Yeah, you can go. A Craigslist guy who dresses crazy and pretends not to be bald and puts his hair really tall.

That is what his

profile picture looks like. We've seen this guy. Dresses nuts. Talks to a bunch of losers. Makes them

confident. Yeah, not bald Roger from Craigslist. Yeah. So I'm going to.

I believe him. I believe him. Not bald Roger

is so trustworthy. Oh,

you say what? Not bald Roger. Puff his muscles, not alcoholism. Yeah.

Puff his muscles, dude. That's an expensive course, but it's worth it. Yeah. Puff

his

muscles.

So I'm going to

go to. You got a meeting with him? Well, I'm going to his two -day seminar this weekend. Oh!

The seminar.

Yeah. The seminar. Yes. The not bald Roger seminar at the

Ramada this weekend. That's amazing. I can't wait to see you when you can. Man only. Yeah. And in his response to my email, I told him the situation. I told him I've had a lot of trouble repelling people. Used to be figuratively. Now it is literally. He's like, I've seen people like you all the time and I have made them see results. So I'm hoping that the seminar this weekend with not bald Roger

can really set me on the right track. You have to get in your masculine energy. Exactly. Yeah. And the best way to make women, friends, anyone like you is to choose the restaurant. Just choose the restaurant. You can't sit around. I don't know. What do you want to eat? What do you want? Cheers.

Coward. Yes. Coward. If I were a wolf, I would be eating

you. Yes. Force somebody to go where you want to eat and you will fuck.

Masculine energy. Hey, dear. How about Baja Fresh tonight? That wasn't a question. It was a statement. Five nights in a row.

Baja Fresh. You and me.

Oh, my God. She will be in love with you. Baja Fresh every weeknight. Weekends fasting. You're in your masculine energy. Oh, we're all doing intermittent Baja's. Oh, my God. Intermittent Baja has changed

life.

my

I was worried it wasn't going to work

for me. It's my body type, but it worked. 12 hours off, 12 hours Baja.

I have never eaten so much tortilla in my life,

and I am stopped up completely.

Nothing's

coming

out. It's all going in. I know what people are asking.

So you're eating Baja Fresh nonstop for 12 hours?

Sure.

But it's not just that. It's the lifestyle of

Baja Fresh. Yes. It is tables that still have rice on them.

Yes.

Everywhere you go. Not just in store.

No. You bring a little packet of rice. Yes. Like chairs that are attached to the tables. Yes.

It's that stuff.

Yes. The soap in there is like, why does it look like my hands will get dirtier if

I use this soap in this little container? Yes. Yes. Salsa bar, which spills onto salsa floor. Yes.

Yes. And I love the little

hangers

on. Salsa bartending. The little hangers on on the little basket where it's like, oh, there's some melted cheese on here from a few orders ago. Yes. Oh, yes. Stack of baskets.

Yes. Stack of refried bean baskets. Signs insisting that you don't throw the basket away that you ignore.

An open kitchen where you can see nobody

making your

meal. Yes. A fast, casual concept

that takes

40 minutes.

Yes. Open flame, but on the electrical system, not where the cooking chicken.

All that stuff.

Baja Fresh is the number one restaurant where both of the words in the name are a lot. You will not

find Baja. You will not find Fresh.

Yeah.

You're going to get your masculinity.

That's what you need is your masculinity. Not Paul Rogers

is going to change everything. Not Paul Rogers. I'm so jealous. He's made me

promises.

Well, and if anything, this could be a good ad because you'll probably end up on TikTok.

Yeah. You'll probably be at the awesome

seminar and then get it put out. You'll probably get a chain wallet out of this thing.

I hope so. Whoa. A real man has never lost a thing. You got to attach a chain to it. Yeah.

Absolutely. Losing something is feminine. It should be bigger. I have chains on everything. Yeah. I have chains on my keys, my wallet, my phone,

my hair, everything. Yes. The key. You're chained to your car. There's a...

Yes. You are... Right now, there's like a full line of eight to ten chains out of the room. Thank you for noticing. I feel like not enough people give me props on this. It's crazy. I'm chained to everything.

Yes. I swear you I'd lose

my hair if it wasn't chained

to my head. Yes. You're right.

Exactly. Exactly. Well, because you know how... You know.

It's one piece. It has to be chained or else it goes away.

It'll fly right off.

Yeah. Of course. I just want to make... I'm not chaining each single piece of hair. I don't have any more single pieces of hair. It's

one whole. I have one single piece. No. Yeah. You got the piece. We all go to... Yeah. We all go to tape on piece. We all get our pieces taped on every Sunday night. Nobody's got any

idea. We're looking good for the week. Do you guys

do duck for scotch? We roll

it down.

Oh. That's a great question.

It depends what I'm doing.

Yeah. Yeah. If I'm going to go parasailing or something, I'll use duck or even gorilla. Yeah. But if I'm just going to kind of go Christmas shopping or something, I'll use scotch. Yeah. I like... Some days I get tired of the tape, so I'll just spit on my head and rub it around and put my piece down and it'll hold good enough.

Yeah. If it's not a windy day, no problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I check... I rabidly check the wind forecast. Nobody checks the weather like a peaceman. Nobody checks the weather like someone in the

brotherhood. They don't tell you that. They