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Ep 6: Mall Bathroom

Originally aired: May 1, 2026

A few people try to use the bathroom at the mall.

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knock knock hello

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sorry someone's in this one too you

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below and see probably

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can just look

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you look way whoa

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sorry excuse me I saw your eyes I just didn't want to embarrass you by opening the door and you being in there so I just wanted to make

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sure

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here we go found an

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empty one here you don't know how long that J crew sail is going on for

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I think it's through the spring so probably end of spring maybe beginning of summer

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wow six months

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it's a long sail

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J crew's having trouble

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fellas

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fellas come on let's cut the chatter here

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why you want it silent over there you shy

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yeah I'm a little shy and you know I've been just talking to my family all day this is

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kind of where I come to take a breather

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yeah bathroom's a little bit of a respite you know everybody's asking for something dad give me 20 bucks dad give me 30 bucks dad I want Sbarro

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I'm like hey I want to go sit in the bathroom for 45 minutes

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well y 'all can probably tell what I'm supposed to be doing by the by my boots and yeah you're

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supposed to be keeping us safe in here huh

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yeah let me look all the way down

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look at my boots and my pants security

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oh safe Santa you're safe Santa

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red

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guard

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safety Santa safety Santa safety Santa I

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forgot they were doing that this year yeah we gotta keep everything safe and also kids can ask us what they want

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damn or they can ask I always wondered I appreciate

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your service

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yeah

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thank you for your service absolutely no problem

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I always wondered are you going to the bathroom more because you got little kids sitting on your bladder and on your tummy all day or is it about average do you have to prepare for that

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I wouldn't think that that would be a problem but when you you plop a kid up there it's going to push something out somewhere you should get colostomy look

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they're running love in town it's like trying to find masks yeah my dad's been having trouble during COVID they were all gone colostomies I well I'm going to take part of the blame for that when I heard that there might be a shortage ooh I

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cleaned up on them I got a you hoarding garage colostomy bags wow wow

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this all good yeah I'll bring you one

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lucky

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man next time when I bring my kids for a picture I'll bring you one

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god I wish I had one now honestly

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I would love to shit without peeing

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I know

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I wouldn't even have come in here I would have just you know where I'd have gone I'd have gone on the exterior landing oh my god I'd never go out there oh my god you peer over you look at the

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buca di beppo god that's the place to be it's like you're in Italy and you don't have to go anywhere

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I don't even need to smoke a cigarette out there shit in my pants feels good enough and it's not your

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pants

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no it's released well you don't want to get addicted to it you don't want to get addicted to it like cigarettes

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yeah you're always having to step outside I was having to step outside to use the

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colostomy

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bag it's

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like hey I'd love to eat here is there a room in the shitter section you don't want to do that right right

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hey

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you

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on

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your phone yeah sorry looking at some TikToks

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I

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don't mean to be rude but I'd like people to be present with me if we're having a conversation sorry I

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know yeah

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what you sneaking over there my uh is that anybody you got a channel

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didn't

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oh yeah I'm looking at my I'm looking at my own TikToks

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oh okay so you're working a little

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bit yeah well just like checking on my views got got one

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that's got 13

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13 hundo this morning oh whoa y 'all seen Grape

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Lady huh

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Grape Lady yeah the oldest viral video

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time

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of all

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Grape Lady

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Grape Lady used to be my cell phone ring my ringtone

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ow

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ow ow that's crazy

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that's crazy

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not

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for

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me to

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crack up anytime

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anybody called me I love it I currently got my favorite viral video as my ringtone yeah I do which one hold on a second I'm getting a call is it Crasby

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right oh I

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love that one yeah hello that's weird that we all do that

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Krispy Kreme

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I got I have mine

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no thank you

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no

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thank you please honey we need you out here

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place me on the do not call list thank you you can

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do that with your family

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yeah a lot of people don't know that

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that's all you gotta do is say that

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and then if they call you it is

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illegal it's illegal I can sue I can sue hey y 'all got any I mean not toilet paper but like any toilet paper alternatives over there I gotta

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yeah

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I just gotta blow my nose

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yeah yeah yeah

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you want aloe or not aloe would be great I bring a full fanny pack to the mall I appreciate

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that sometimes I blow my nose in this ratty stuff yeah we all have handkerchiefs cause

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we're old guys at the mall

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yeah but I don't want to use that

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yeah you don't want to use a paper towel that's been in my back right pocket all day for a week

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no I forgot mine that's why I'm

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asking something well yeah that's why I bring the fanny I can't tell based on the echo are you the stall next to me how many over are you

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I'm on 3R 3R

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I'm

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boom

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battleship gotcha

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yeah got em gotcha stinky one stink bomb gotcha over there I thought that was you yep yep

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you guys playing the install the install video

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games I forgot we were still playing I shouldn't have admitted my position

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I'm so glad they installed those it's

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like on a plane no one will ever accept your invite you wouldn't believe how good we've gotten at this game when I come to the mall I bring three four pairs of shoes couple pairs of pants and I'm in every stall you don't know where you're hitting me because

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I'm in all wait are those fake legs over there I'm not telling you you don't know where I am they're all kind of moving a little bit you technically got me in 3R but I ain't tell you where else I

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am

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those that that one legs they're dressed too broad I know that ain't you

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what you don't think I wear hammer pants MC hammer that's me all this J crew stuff you guys are talking is the crazy stuff

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seems like you needed big pants to fit too much stuffing

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alright so I told you my lie right away

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listen I'm playing Battleship give me a break alright well you want to pass over the top or under the bottom

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what's a better pass for you you know what I'll just come out

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alright me too

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I'll just come

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out you do an up or down oh down okay Sam yeah

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pants

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thank you oh my god

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there you go

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that's a nice bushel oh yeah I hope it's not too many

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they just met up down out there keep some for later

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thank you I will this is crazy what is you

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so you make them with your niche is that what you were saying yeah make TikToks with your niche up to 1350 now it

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makes you in your niche it's me in my niche yeah yeah

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she's funny man she's funny

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yeah what is a niche

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what's a niche

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hmm

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oh it's my brother's it's

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my brother's daughter it's your brother's daughter yeah I see your sister's daughter's your niece your brother's daughter's your niche

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yeah yeah yeah

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I've been trying to make TikToks with my nest shoe

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yeah right hey man that's too much that's too much nest shoes are

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tough no I didn't

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sneeze

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it's tough

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got an shoe I don't have one I'm trying to

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get my brother to have one I need my brother to have his son

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damn

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so what do you and your niche make

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we make you know kind of those videos that's like you know tips tips for like she's a big softball player she does that so we do kind of like

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training the extra large ball

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yeah yeah one of the kinds of

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kickball size softball yeah yeah yeah

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it's a

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it's a regulation practice yeah

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we do

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practice ball content

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I bet your niche and you have found

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your niche yeah absolutely I'm searching it all

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practice ball content you click that on tiktok you only get our video oh my god I'm seeing only you

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I'm seeing only you guys

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yeah

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no overlap yet okay so three videos yeah 1350 on third video is

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pretty good what's the 1350 when you got 50 views in the last minute what is it uh it's just big ball y 'all hitting it or yeah I'm just standing behind the sort of uh the net uh underhand tossing the big practice ball she's slamming it uh is it soft like and like a wiffle or or

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or it's soft kind of like light or is it like a regulation softball just huge it's regulation softball with a with a lighter stuffing so that the ball is bigger but the same weight as a

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regular softball those legs just floated up which one I know that ain't you

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I'm in about to send a I'm in one of these

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4b I knew it I

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knew it I got your trawler yeah I'm looking at the comments here and it's all no wonder it's blown up thank god I've needed this for years finally practice ball content oh my god thank you so much I will be doing this with my niche soon

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so much easier to hit is it okay if I do practice ball with my neshu what

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is practice

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ball that got into a huge argument

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yeah yeah it felt like it was too close I gave him a thumbs down and then he he

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fired 30 ,000 comments that says what is practice ball look

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at this related video what is what is a neef what's a neef

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what's that

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go live respond to it I'll go live real quick I'll go live real quick I'm gonna go live let him go live hey everybody excuse

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me turn it off turn it off quiet the whole time

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no no it's okay we finally had one crack here we always been sitting there oh now the dams are open hey Cameron hey Tina hey hey

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Michael

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yeah we'll just wait for everybody to get in

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here oh god oh fuck

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my hole my asshole Jesus

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Christ

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yeah hey Stu how you doing man yeah we'll just wait for a couple more people

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to

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come in all right we see one of the comments

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big ball yeah

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yeah

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what's practice ball I didn't know they could sound

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off they were just like

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sending those videos yeah yeah yeah

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all right

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sorry stop what was going on at Steak Escape out there Steak Escape I think they're changing the name oh is that what it was because it was

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down they wouldn't serve me it's Steak Prison now

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closed

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all

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oh no

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they didn't want to encourage escaping anymore so it's a whole jail theme it's a whole jail

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it's kind of pro prison

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they got bought up by the prison industrial complex now you got to make your own well it's a bit because there was that big case hey Cliff how you doing there was that big case recently did you guys see that the guys got acquitted after they escaped prison

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because they said they were inspired

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by Steak

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Escape

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hey Monica how's your daughter

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don't ask about her

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what's you're building a real community that's awesome that's a real community you know Monica

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yeah you're gonna have

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to respond to this it's her it sure is you're ignoring the main thing you gotta comment on it

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you can't pivot forever man

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I can't believe she watches

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that's awesome

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that's awesome

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that's

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awesome people are on you dude they're so bad alright y 'all my surface is getting a little spotty my surface is getting a little spotty thanks everyone for joining just say what a neef is what's a neef

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oh hey Phil good to see you man good to see you

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yeah I'll be on later we know what a neef is we

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know what a

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is alright y

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neef

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'all breaking up see you next time practice ball question mark toilet you back down you fucking coward dang I'm worried about this

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steak

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prison guys I hate to say it you know I've been having such a good time in here with y 'all I'm almost done

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oh man

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oh man

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I don't know

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that's how I feel

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y 'all wanna all walk out

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leave them down and say hey

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one last time

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let's do it one last time on

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three so we go on pants down hands up pants down hands up

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walk out okay and no stride can be bigger than six inches yeah

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I'll put you down

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so

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there's no chance oh

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yeah no I got a size 22 waist so this I'm barely getting any

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distance

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yeah jealous badass 22 inches up top I got a 36 waist and a 36 shoe so you know I got problems I'm sitting up tall

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all right y 'all wanna go put somebody away from life for life and share a steak out there

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I'd love to yeah I just gotta fire off a text to my family let them know I'm gonna be a little while longer

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tell them do not contact list

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I should I should yeah

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there's so few families in town though I'm gonna put my family on the I have it just

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written stop all caps whenever my

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wife texts me

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that's a good idea I might have to try that with

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everybody it's legal yeah guys I am shaking with excitement I gotta see you

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all the face to face all right all right ready let's unclick the

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latch on two

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two

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one

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let's open on one

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and

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and now let's run out

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run run

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oh my god huge

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whoa

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practice what is

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practice ball hey Monica how you doing

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what are what is

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it I'm on live

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no that was me I've been in the stall the whole time

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trying to figure

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this out who's

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this bill guy in the

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chat hitting on Monica

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what's practice

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ball what's practice ball Monica I agree oh now Hillary's in the chat

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bill

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get out

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uh

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oh

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gotta go

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how'd they get voice access

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I bring them on I bring them on kind of like when those like weird kids debate people

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god you're awesome I love your content

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really good stuff

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yeah let's pull them up and then I'm gonna go find my family and try not to go to state jail all right

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one two three

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oh oh

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quick two second hands under the water just for show

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okay

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I got close I got