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1. BLEEP

Originally aired: October 29, 2024

The Teachers are back! Bill, Todd, Howard and Sam discuss their new job teaching at an exclusive private school.

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whoa what there's not any rats in here it's a beautiful library this is a nice

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there's anybody

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that's a rat in here it's me right

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you were a rat at one point

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well

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now which one are we talking about for the mob like you

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i think you could be a rat for any if you're telling on someone you're a rat it doesn't i mean mob is is it's

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the worst rat if we're going by delta statuses you guys i

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think we're past this kind of stuff i think we are

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think we've grown up a little bit more than this kind of

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i

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conversation no offense to anybody but i think that's sort of our old selves yes yes what would you like to talk about

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my new haircut our new uniforms our new place i just feel like we've we've

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risen into the upper crust and we're still talking about rats well let's go he threw out one two three your new haircut we'll start with that it's perfect that's what i said you said a little bit off you want it to look professional yes and you do

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you do well i told him the top grows a little slower than the sides so i want a little off the sides none off the top a little bit of a mushroom cut little but

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it's fancy right it fits the fancy vibe

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absolutely well like teachers

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who teach at an academy they don't care about their hair classically they they don't like look amazing so they're just all about this the studies

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well it's i think you don't want to look like you put too much into your your appearance because then you don't seem smart you know i always

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said

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when i was growing up

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i was like if you look too good you must be a dummy is what i've always said this is the opposite this is an opposite of a ceo energy ceo clean cut nice clothes talks good good

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teacher ugly fat sweaty

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you you took two one of the words right out of my mouth which one

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uh sweaty sweaty got that box checked and i think i will forever uh i don't know if your guys is uh in your sort of school school supplied uh apartments i don't know if your guys's acs are working but mine is not so

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if i am a bit more sweaty a little more irritable just know it's because i have not been sleeping well uh and i have been trying desperately to get the maintenance

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department to come through and fix the ac

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i have to immediately admit to something i know it's early and i don't want to start in some

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sort of this is good rat stuff

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good rat it's good rat i'm admitting i'm writing on myself

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good that's what therapy is good rat

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that's good rat yes therapy is good rat i've been seeing a good rat lately and it's been helping me uh and what i have to say right now howard is i turned your ac around and i've been piping it into my uh into my closet so that when i put my clothes on they are nice and fresh and

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cool i've been seeing a long tube going out of howard's window and

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into another one it kind of looks like et where they're all running in and

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out of the house and you're getting actually pumped in heat watery heat humidity

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into your yeah you're taking the coolness that might exist in my because now you have a swamp heater

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instead of a swamp cooler

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i feel so unburdened thank you howard

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for letting me say that you know what i i've spent most of my life just being upset at the world shitting on me

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um

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so excuse my language i know we told the school we wouldn't curse

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we don't curse anymore yeah um but i you know i choose to turn the other cheek here yeah uh because i'm sort of uh looking at this new opportunity for us as an opportunity for growth for me an opportunity for growth for you todd i think maybe now you recognize that what you did was not nice

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yeah and you

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have done it and maybe you'll take steps to rectify

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shouldn't

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it

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you need to rectify that you need to switch it because there are

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bullfrogs here no one rectify sorry i'll re -refy it

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i don't think rectify means rectum is that what you're thinking

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oh

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i don't think i don't know i don't that's why you you were like it's time for our annual review you were like but you will

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review yes i said that loudly

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it was about 75 teachers staff and everybody and i stood up and said but

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you will

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and i'll say i'll say todd it was wild what you stood up and screamed when we watched colin powell speak it uh

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i'm tired of people cursing anus colon all these

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curse words

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these are

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curses

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yeah it's rear but hind in okay you know what i'm thinking about is that real quick real quick

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never hold that i just want to say real quick before we move

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on before we move on from you're going to switch the you're going to switch the uh ac unit because i have seen a bunch of uh bullfrogs looking in your window jealous of your environment in my window yes they're

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jealous they're jealous of your swamp room yes anyway go ahead sorry that was just a quick no let's say that needs to be that needs to go i'll say i noticed you were trying to say that five minutes ago

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and i did and i don't think it was worth it it was

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we'll never know if there was a live audience for our podcasts we would know that that in fact did not work we've learned what doesn't work for a live audience since most of the podcast

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it is most of the interactions we have

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almost all of this does not work live so this is something you can hear that is comedy that does not work live do it alone everyone should be alone way more right now uh listen alone force your girlfriend to listen with you uh

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but otherwise they don't

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need that note yeah they don't need that

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you for forcing your girlfriend there are girlfriends at blank point all across the u .s listening to big ron day all across the u

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yeah thank

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.s blank by the blank point the blank was replacing a word we can't say

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anymore thank you anus point anus point well what i was going to say speaking of the bullfrogs

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is i'm not even sure if our i don't even know if we're talking to the same audience anymore if this is a new audience

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of students because we've totally switched schools this and we are now teachers of the bullfrogs

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yes right we're teaching our

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mascot here we're teaching at the school and our mascot is the bullfrogs which was confusing when you said there's bullfrogs looking in to get into my room and i said well i'm not going to hang out with students in my room

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no

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this is a

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but

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beautiful beautiful no

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no no it's not the

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students it's

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the

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actual animals beautiful campus here we are at an academy

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you've seen these on movies once every four years if you've seen the x -men it looks like that it looks like charles xavier's x -men academy

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you

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know if there's famously choat where a lot of the kennedys went this is obviously croak um this is

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a academy nice private school the croak bullfrogs excuse me croak bullfrog academy me um which very rarely is the mascot of the school

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in

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the

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name it's true

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and is it it doesn't have to be

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named after hamilton j croak yeah yes um who is uh a very big name in hamilton and he also uh the bullfrog actually is connected to that to it as well when he would give speeches a lot of times he would do a big burp beforehand

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yes

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and he had a

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very low voice so his burps would kind

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of well let's not forget his physical stature i mean he

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was

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shaped just like a bullfrog

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of his body was neck

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most

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yes as um maybe howard's about to say what we got hired here at the croak um bullfrogs which is an academy for higher and richer

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yes affluent

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families send their children from all around the country to get the best education you can

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get anywhere in the united states the teachers live on campus we are very well taken care

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of yeah

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this is a super private school big

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doors big charter big dome also it's it's a very private

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big dome you've seen the

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sphere in vegas they modeled that after our gym

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yes our gym is the initial sphere um

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and we also got a fish to play here um when we open it up but we had to sign a they listened back well they had ai listen back to all the teachers lounge just before they hired us

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yes

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and then they gave us a list of things we cannot do if they're gonna hire us

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here yes um they were short staffed not a lot of teachers want this job you have to live on

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campus and the kids are have a reputation of being you know if you've ever seen those movies where the kids sort of treat their teachers like shit uh excuse me gosh i'm the one who's cursing

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what what but you can say shit you just can't say anus or pooper oh

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awesome i'm sorry oh todd that was really helpful if you keep doing bleeps we can move them over the word yeah all right thank you um but no you've probably seen in these these kids are not the nicest kids they've they've sort of been born with a silver spoon

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in their mouths but it is tough because we do not get paid a lot we are

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taking a huge huge pay cut because we really are more we we care more about academia than we do really i mean our needs are met

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we're almost like a living super

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yes we get to live here for free and we get paid a little bit but we do have to both clean the premises and teach the children

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yes if we

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have to if people have need fixes their garbage disposal isn't working stuff like that we have to pound at their door during the most inconvenient time and bring in our friend freddie who can do any sort of can i be honest i feel like that's why i got the job because in my interview i talked way more about being annoying at the front door than i did about any sort of teaching stuff

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oh right you led with that we were like maybe just mention that i didn't

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even mean to but they seemed so interested in how i can be annoying for up to six seven hours if i really need to and your initial email was the capitalization was all over the place

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it didn't respond to the first five things that were referenced in the email and they're like you would be a perfect super landlord it has to be yeah it has to look crazy in your inbox so that you so that it grabs your attention

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and when you knock on the door you don't step back you you get you stay right there close and

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you are they to look through the people at me why am i on a hidden camera show all of a sudden oh no thank you

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yeah you are you're returning the peep yeah absolutely i bring my own people and i peep through my hole into their

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hole

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hole is a word todd i love your new commitment to being clean todd's new commitment to being clean i think has changed us all because it's like finally i have i don't know what you would call it like a i don't know if mentor is the right word but someone who i actually respect and look up to which has never happened for me in my life

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thank you it's what i've been going for

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i had a big um a brief stint at the fcc bleeping things

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for a while in

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between

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this he was gonna say big

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stint and you changed it to brief which was right it was big but brief little stint at the fcc well you did one live uh one live uh

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kind of live yeah i guess well you were in they increased the delay it was supposed to be a zero second delay

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but it was a two minute delay because of todd's skills

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yes he could not get to the button on time in fact you added some fuck somehow to the grammys but no a words which we love right

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yes yes well uh i accidentally did a two minute delay and then i piped in my own audio so for two minutes all you could hear was me cursing trying to figure out how to fix it right

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rihanna was supposed to return for the first time

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stupid

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anus stupid freaking hole sorry that was a

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dramatization thank you i think you can say curse words if you quote that's right one of

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the things i'm actually teaching right now is parody law and it's a r o d y

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no p a r r o t y it's parody law and if you repeat anything in a voice that sounds

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close enough

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that's legal it's under the laws of parody p o p o r d o d

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y i'll say you

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are uniquely qualified to yes to to teach that because a deep cut would be that your parent is a parent yeah that's right and i'll tell you what the shoulder is warm whenever he wants to come back it's ready it's my purchase your purchase ready

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right now wow

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yeah that'd be something we'll explain that backstory eventually we will get

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nobody forget you learned to speak from a parrot at one point a hundred percent yes

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but no this i i wanted to talk about that parody law class um i looked at your first day syllabus and it's that spongebob meme of him doing the thing with the words all crazy

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oh you don't believe parody law is real

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yeah that's what it is and i think that that's something a lot of these students could learn about

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well it's about where creativity meets finance because a lot of these kids have the resources to do whatever they want

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but they need to learn the legal ramifications or else they're going to be screwed and now you've you've received a credential to teach basic sort of law because you've been in court so many times

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very basic law it's okay yes teach it yeah they said technically you've done more hours than any lawyer of all time

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you've passed through the bar so many times that you're a lawyer

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no that one time i ran into it it fucking hurt like shit excuse me i forgot i okay

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yes so we're sorry so yeah i'm doing a light law class it has to do with copyright law and entertainment and that's great because these kids like we said are are are they come from affluent backgrounds a lot of

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them are going to have jobs in the future there's going to be actors

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there's going

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to be people who are entrepreneurs who need to know the ins and outs of business

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and i

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think you know we also bring a unique perspective which was what i leaned into in my interview when i got the job here of bringing a sort of common man perspective to

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these

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extremely out of touch

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i'm sorry sorry i just tried to give you a little back rub there just to show you were the common man i didn't realize it would hurt you so bad that was howard you've got a really bad sunburn uh i do um because of course on move -in day uh i left my keys uh in a bathroom in a public bathroom uh i couldn't get into my apartment so

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i was sort of stuck outside for is that why the roof's gone

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i did i climbed up on the roof and i sort of burrowed a little hole in around uh the fan exhaust for the oven because it was all i could do

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i know it was the it was a bad choice you're like santa claus coming into your own little kitchen

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yep uh yeah i was and so that's another thing with the ac and the big hole in the ceiling it's going to be tough to get maintenance

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but you know what you are a man of the people even that

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you know yeah what these kids would have done was call mommy and daddy exactly or call the dean i fixed my own you fixed your own problem and that is such a good example because these kids here i mean it's a lot of big time kids it's oh martin short's son is here

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martin star's son martin shkreli's son martina navratilova's son martin lawrence's son is here it's a very specific school

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yeah um and so they need to learn and they're all going to go into the entertainment and stuff like that we know that you know the children of entertainers are just going to do the same thing

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yeah so we have to teach them the grounded world which is what you're here for and a big thing about it too is it's not all creatives you know there's business people here uh bezos's kids are here uh

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elon musk's kids are here yeah

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wasniac's kids are here they're weird

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i hope that us our example doesn't further their want to not be normal even more

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as hell

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right and want to continue in their parents footsteps but i don't think it will i mean there's some clear you know troubled kids who have a bad attitude who maybe grow up grew up you know in a house where their parents were working all the time they weren't there they're raising themselves but a couple of them

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are really gifted

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oh but they got really bad attitudes yes

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and we're gonna get through to them

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and they need an attitude adjustment and we are the attitude adjustment bureau

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here does anybody know being gifted with a bad attitude better than us i mean i would say that's one two three

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four very skilled and to be honest on our worst day we don't have great attitudes you're right

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um what i'm realizing here is for me one of my goals for this season of the podcast is i would like to show people how actually accessible we are

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that's a great idea so i would like to start by doing something uh it's my fault we should have done this from the beginning but if you're listening to this for the first time ever this your first season the teacher's lounge thank you so much for being here thank you

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thank

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we're so happy to have you

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you

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we love you

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uh i am todd padre i'm a theater teacher i'm an actor i'm a writer i'm a feminist i'm the world's only winner of the rasgot that's a razzie for music film television uh and painting

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that's new right

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you just got that one yeah well they every time todd gets an award they just add it to the rasgot yes the rasgot has gotten it's the rasgot ghoul now yeah

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rasgot ghoul

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remember

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dark knight from the dark knight raz all ghoul

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yes that now it just happens to be that all the things i've won spell out rasgot ghoul um no relation but um that's who i am and i'm now at this school and they have brought me in to teach um theater and uh performance for the future so what i'm

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am pulling in the technology and knowing that the modern world is going to be different for these young ai todd performers well part of what you're doing is teaching the kids how to imitate ai

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doing is i

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that's what we've got to do is we've got to beat the ai um so uh we're taking on ai head first in my

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classes yeah we it's kind of similar to the parody i think we could even work together and for me you're inputting models of ai into human brains and trying to train them to outdo the ai

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yes um so we're doing we're doing a triple blind study

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which is a human without ai a computer with ai and then a human with ai in their brain

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right and we're doing a play where people try to decide which one is the most realistic and you

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have a blindfold on the whole time yes i'm triple blind myself while i'm doing it which means a blindfold on my eyes my nose my mouth

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thank god you'll be very unbiased that way

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that

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way i can't be biased at all because sometimes i'll breathe in and i go oh i could see that

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i weirdly i i saw you uh uh teaching the other day or or rehearsing or whatever and you were triple blind and you were having a lot of trouble sort of rehearsing and helping the kids rehearse um but you

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somehow had found a pie on the windowsill i tell you my hearing is better than i thought so i did waft over to the windowsill by ear

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because you heard a pie cooling

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wow

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wow that's impressive we are looking to go quadruple blind um

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that is so such integrity yeah you gotta plug those ears if you're not gonna

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get and now do you wear gloves because you can still touch um we'll see we'll see i've got

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to see oh i don't want to go uh you won't see actually uh very good well i love

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your commitment todd it's very important to these children to see that the the people leading them are absolutely committed

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because how can a student even learn to try if their uh teachers won't i mean

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it's a hot topic you know that the ai thing so i'm excited

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to see how that's going to come across oh no they're doing ai at hot topic now

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we're fucked

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now

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time no no you took a huge shirt

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oh oh imagine the huge shirts f fbi and this is not necessarily hot topic this is more spencer's uh uh

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federal breast investigator

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they topped it yeah

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ai topped it that was really yeah better than what we have of course yeah i did like what you just did though where you sort of very formally introduced introduced yourself

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yeah it was really nice it does help it's the handshake agreement

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with

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the audience why don't i why don't i do that i will all do that really quick before we get into uh hi everybody out there i'm course i of course am howard levis uh was the heir to the levi's fortune uh disowned by my family um everyone i uh everyone around me doesn't believe i've ever had sex i believe it was caught on camera one time or at least recorded um i was a uh i ran for mayor once i've i've taught a

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host of other subjects well i'm sorry i did somebody interject while i

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was no you did a fantastic job my name is sam

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well there

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was okay yeah go ahead

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to

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i do want

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say howard for me and this is just for you we might have different perspectives my introduction is a way to sell myself to the audience right you went right in with probably the four of the worst things that have ever happened to you

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your family disowned you no one thinks you've had sex you lost the mayor mayoral race because you showed your penis to everybody i don't know for some people that is a sell because that's being really vulnerable

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yeah oh that's my really i've got to remember my

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good rat practice yeah you have to rat on yourself that's been my goal uh my goal going into this is knowing that these kids are going to are going to fling barbs at me i'm expecting barbs and i

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am going to just have thick skin finally and i'm going to put my head down and i am going to absolutely crush it this year at school uh what do you think is one big

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success you're going to have this year because we are focused on a lot of your negatives but i see you succeed

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that's a great question for the good rat

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work uh well i actually have uh have taken over as the uh academic decathlon teacher so i'm going to sort of facilitate uh for academic decathlon which of course is like you could a lot of people out there try to dumb it down say it's just a trivia competition but

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there's a lot of running it's swimming it's biking it's the whole thing oh well this is an academic decathlon so it's it's just i'm lost it's all brains i know a lot of people are but you know it's there's

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it's it's more like a shooting archery um

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uh no that's like olympic kind of events this is all why would anyone watch it or do it then man i look i'm excited for it you guys obviously don't get it i'm very excited it's uh you know there's there's a sort of reading comprehension contest there's speech and debate

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oh a reading comprehension contest i will tune in what's that on espn too that

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must be on that must

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be espn prime they probably bumped men's basketball for that

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no this is uh this is just going to be sort of uh shown on the collegiate our car or not the collegiate circuit which is a group of boarding schools uh who compete it's going to be on the youtube channel for um uh our croak academy

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and what's your goal for the team are we trying to do top five in the state

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because all nations they've won

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10 years in a row right

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right uh they did what they've won 10 years in a row the teacher uh who did it last year uh mr morrison he retired last year and i'm taking over um the team looks really really good i got some real smart kids

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in there um i will say our first meeting was a bit challenging i was uh you know i you guys know i struggle to lead and sometimes i sort of let the uh the pack lead the the alpha if you know what i mean

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and that that kind of is what ended up happening so we didn't get a ton done in our first session but i am hoping

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yeah

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fingers crossed they read you uh drag queen style they

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they dressed you down with jokes about your physical appearance really good

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reading comprehension

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on you in

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my first in my first day i decided i'm going to sort of do a fun thing where i'm going to sit everybody in a circle and i'm going to stand in the middle and i'm going to kind of just like go around and talk to each student to try to get a feel for who they were

0:24:08 Speaker 0

they kind of mistook it as like uh have you ever seen in a football practice that thing the pickle barrel where somebody sort of sits in the middle and then everybody goes around and just like hits them as hard as they can i

0:24:20 Speaker 2

don't know where they got this idea but they sort of took it as like a roast circle

0:24:23 Speaker 7

and

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kind of just went right around the circle all 12 kids just sort of laid into me for oh they pickle barreled you with words

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damn

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yep

0:24:31 Speaker 5

i mean that'll create some type of rapport between

0:24:34 Speaker 2

you and them

0:24:35 Speaker 4

sometimes kids need to give you a hard time to let you know like they fuck with you

0:24:39 Speaker 5

yeah

0:24:40 Speaker 2

yeah because like you know no no that's an okay word yes it's just it has nothing to do with the body it's about the posterior in the body and the airy bleepers um but bill why don't you hello my name

0:24:54 Speaker 3

is bill cravey uh you guys know me i i coach basketball at hamilton i was uh let go for throwing a big uh a big pyrex of lasagna at the other team and then uh

0:25:09 Speaker 5

um

0:25:13 Speaker 2

we're sure you gotta show off your teeth show teeth during intro we're trying to do that

0:25:19 Speaker 0

learned a lot about hosting a podcast from some more popular ones

0:25:19 Speaker 5

we've

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but yeah sorry to interrupt for teeth show um and i uh what else have i done

0:25:29 Speaker 4

bill so much so much the beef diaper one of the most popular items in the

0:25:29 Speaker 2

um

0:25:35 Speaker 5

world yes the beef diaper i have sold all out of my stock i had a warehouse it's fully sold out when you don't try sometimes everything happens uh you know that little uh uh that little pad underground beef that sops up the blood uh whoa underground beef

0:25:53 Speaker 4

mark that as an idea

0:25:55 Speaker 2

that's a very interesting idea

0:25:56 Speaker 4

underground beef beef that is raised underground we don't even have to see the cows anymore

0:26:00 Speaker 2

especially how hot it is

0:26:02 Speaker 5

yeah that should make

0:26:03 Speaker 4

the cows

0:26:04 Speaker 2

feel better

0:26:05 Speaker 5

they're already okay yeah what what's happening to them and if we put them underground just to get them out of our side

0:26:12 Speaker 7

i think that would help but

0:26:13 Speaker 0

yeah the beef diaper as you guys know it stays where you put it a lot of times you throw ground beef in the pan and it sticks to the ground beef and you have to sort of peel it off and what even trash can do you put it in nowadays i don't know there's green there's blue there's black there's little bucket which one is it

0:26:29 Speaker 5

my little bucket is overflowing like crazy i don't know when they come to pick that up

0:26:33 Speaker 2

well now there's more

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ants than

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than compost in

0:26:35 Speaker 1

my little bucket

0:26:36 Speaker 5

little bucket we've come so far as a society but now we're back to little bucket in the kitchen and i don't i'm doing it and i will continue to do little bucket if you're out there in your cities introducing little bucket little food bucket

0:26:53 Speaker 4

little composty bucket little composty food but i want people to know it's only food in there and also any any paper that's been stained by the food i don't know why that but any plastic that's that's squishy not hard plastics like uh um you know water bottles and stuff the little thin plastics

0:27:15 Speaker 2

cellophane cellophane the even if that's stained with food that's got to go in the black bin that's black bin

0:27:20 Speaker 5

so and google guys i want you to google this every day because you forget every day and i want you to google it every day when you throw anything away

0:27:28 Speaker 2

a big thank you to our cities for really making the effort they dropped

0:27:31 Speaker 5

the bucket at our door and said if you do this wrong we'll arrest you

0:27:36 Speaker 7

so far i get arrested at nightly at 8 p .m i'm just trying to throw away my uncrustables because i like the crusts where is the crust so you just throw away

0:27:47 Speaker 1

the whole thing in the package what no i'm wanting crusts but they're

0:27:52 Speaker 5

uncrustable

0:27:53 Speaker 4

there are no crusts i know and i'm figuring that out and then you pull it out of the box and then you go wait there are no crusts

0:28:00 Speaker 5

and you just throw the whole package well you guys know me i've never liked with my peanut butter and jelly i want it to be all lined up crust like lincoln logs bop bop bop bop bop bop oh i've seen your house it's crust logs

0:28:15 Speaker 2

i have a i have a wolf away because he's he cuts his crusts

0:28:20 Speaker 5

up yeah he kept going him every dad over 50 they can't do

0:28:24 Speaker 2

crusts they had a 58 year old

0:28:26 Speaker 5

and he's like oh

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dad

0:28:28 Speaker 4

i've been doing with my own

0:28:28 Speaker 2

you know what

0:28:30 Speaker 7

and i already don't like this

0:28:30 Speaker 2

crustables

0:28:34 Speaker 5

i've been using them as little air hockey pucks i take them out and i leave them in the bag well they are much harder than any they're harder than diamond absolutely uncrustables are harder than diamond i use incrustable blade on my saw all right uncrustable tip the tip

0:28:51 Speaker 4

if you have uncrustable tip on your skill so

0:28:54 Speaker 5

everybody

0:28:56 Speaker 4

in the city check out my new earrings 24 carat uncrustable oh oh yeah

0:29:02 Speaker 1

wow

0:29:03 Speaker 2

um i um you know this is hard to bring up because i'm recently out of relationship and one of the breaking points she wanted a yeah she wanted a 24 carat diamond i gave her a 38 jelly uncrustable

0:29:17 Speaker 4

i can't believe she didn't get

0:29:20 Speaker 2

that it was blood jelly it was

0:29:23 Speaker 4

blood jelly oh of course you only buy the most expensive

0:29:26 Speaker 2

uncrustable it was it was uh sourced very improperly and inappropriately but it's how i showed love

0:29:33 Speaker 4

i'm so downtown to get it in the district

0:29:35 Speaker 2

yes i went down to the jelly district uh

0:29:38 Speaker 4

that place is wild you can really haggle down there forever

0:29:42 Speaker 2

oh yeah just me and an israeli guy back and forth for about two and a half hours and you ended up coming back with jam

0:29:49 Speaker 5

damn

0:29:50 Speaker 4

damn he

0:29:51 Speaker 2

told

0:29:51 Speaker 4

you on the jam but anyway i don't want to get off on uh uh because i could talk about little ben for hours but

0:29:58 Speaker 3

it'll come back up i'm

0:29:59 Speaker 5

sure it's going to come back up it's it's something there's something there uh but uh anyway i'm of course teaching a lot of different subjects uh uh uh i'm teaching a little bit of history uh world history i'm teaching a little bit of math but mostly i am coaching the rowing team i have a little

0:30:19 Speaker 1

i have the little bullhorn up in the front of the canoe a coxman

0:30:23 Speaker 5

excuse me sorry it's just a word that

0:30:27 Speaker 7

oh

0:30:28 Speaker 2

no

0:30:28 Speaker 4

that's gonna be tough because we might have to say it a lot

0:30:31 Speaker 2

maybe we can big nod when we're about to say a word that's not about the

0:30:36 Speaker 4

body that'll work what you yell for them to row is you yell you yell anus don't you

0:30:46 Speaker 5

have been yelling anus uh i said it i i've my butt's been itchy and i said right and i said it once the first day and

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i

0:31:00 Speaker 4

they started rowing like and i was like and then all of a sudden

0:31:03 Speaker 5

zoom bat out of hell right bat out of hell just like a few seconds bat out of hell yeah uh and it so i have i stuck with that

0:31:17 Speaker 2

just a quick side note no the devil is keeping all these bats prisoner so when the bats get out of hell they are coming out so excited yeah

0:31:26 Speaker 5

i thought they liked it there i thought they lived there i thought it was part of the ecosystem everything down there does not like it

0:31:32 Speaker 4

there well they like to hang upside down when they sleep and heat rises

0:31:35 Speaker 2

yeah

0:31:36 Speaker 2

spend time in the hottest part of hell they're in the hottest part of hell to also stand up on the floor it's all it's all reverse what you want in hell

0:31:36 Speaker 5

they

0:31:44 Speaker 4

it's really that they can see really well

0:31:46 Speaker 5

and they can't scream they don't make a single peep huge glasses on the bats in hell and they come out screaming

0:31:53 Speaker 2

anyway none of them have rabies they're all safe of course in hell

0:31:56 Speaker 5

but uh

0:31:57 Speaker 0

but they were they you've been doing great for that team

0:32:00 Speaker 5

yeah we

0:32:01 Speaker 2

have and the

0:32:01 Speaker 4

winklevoss twins were on this team and now that their um their kids are on it so that's exciting yes a lot of famous alumni come from here this is a big feeder school for

0:32:10 Speaker 2

harvard for clemson a lot of the freaking ivy leagues

0:32:14 Speaker 1

the tinkle

0:32:14 Speaker 3

bosses yeah clemson's a good school yes if i'll say that

0:32:19 Speaker 2

might as well it's barely in there it has one piece of ivy on a building technically but it's one of them

0:32:25 Speaker 4

we'll pick suey the razorbacks a lot of people coming out into ivy from here

0:32:28 Speaker 5

yeah they're opening up ivy ivy is beginning to open up

0:32:31 Speaker 2

yeah

0:32:32 Speaker 3

chowon county community college in

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north

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carolina well san

0:32:36 Speaker 4

diego state ivy league

0:32:38 Speaker 3

yeah it's very

0:32:39 Speaker 4

much how hbo uh went away it's becoming a bigger umbrella we have we're sort of consolidating and making everything ivy there's there's a driving school that's now ivy league uh you know it teaches young 16 year olds how to drive that's ivy

0:32:53 Speaker 2

angry dave's

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yes

0:32:54 Speaker 4

angry dave's hey angry dave knows how to turn in the right form

0:32:58 Speaker 5

absolutely you've got a lot of tutors out there

0:33:01 Speaker 2

but bill i am actually as your friend yes and maybe confidant even so happy you're back to coaching that's where you started

0:33:10 Speaker 0

i think your life fell apart when you left coaching and before and before and while and while and

0:33:17 Speaker 1

before

0:33:18 Speaker 0

this is a good opportunity for you to reconnect to your roots

0:33:22 Speaker 5

i think you've kind of meeting people had a coming of age here well yeah i mean everyone loves a coach something about a coach just works

0:33:31 Speaker 2

yes you trust them you trust them that they're that you know they're they're they're doing the right salt of you gotta you grab a boy around the shoulders and be like hey it's okay

0:33:42 Speaker 4

yeah you get them next time kind of thing it's a special kind of guy

0:33:45 Speaker 2

that as an adult wants to spend all their time with 14 year old kids yeah it's a special type because most people don't want to put in that work

0:33:54 Speaker 4

no but that's such an important time in those boys

0:33:57 Speaker 5

lives yes you smell like them which is helpful you don't see your family because you're out there coaching so much and riding on a bus for most of your adult life

0:34:08 Speaker 2

and you've been blasting the theme song to friday night lights uh on your way to school i hear you go to sleep to it at night your sound machine plays

0:34:16 Speaker 5

it yeah i am in it uh so i'm i'm probably going to change i'm going to try other words maybe

0:34:24 Speaker 2

they

0:34:24 Speaker 7

get these kids that's mine

0:34:25 Speaker 4

that's mine but because

0:34:26 Speaker 5

you never know if that's just the first one you said that made them take off yeah they're already used to that one and it and our times are slowly we're we're adding

0:34:33 Speaker 0

hundreds of a second

0:34:35 Speaker 4

every week so

0:34:36 Speaker 0

i don't know we're trying to find the right combo of guys you know there's a

0:34:41 Speaker 2

lot of different combos and and i i feel like i have a lot of power you know a lot is on the on my shoulder and so much of sport is not just ability but um collaboration and

0:34:53 Speaker 5

how people uh uh managing teams and i'm really excited to see you be be good at that thank you

0:35:00 Speaker 2

thank you sam the man weatherman

0:35:00 Speaker 4

yeah

0:35:02 Speaker 4

well for those who don't know me my name is sam weatherman and i am the best teacher at this goddamn school in the past i've

0:35:10 Speaker 2

created a museum a spa part of the body is goddamn

0:35:16 Speaker 4

i don't think it is a

0:35:19 Speaker 1

a spa i was the mental health expert at a school i've been to the louvre i've done many many special things in the world i'm a

0:35:19 Speaker 5

museum

0:35:26 Speaker 3

driver's rewriting of history well i have been there a

0:35:30 Speaker 4

one way to

0:35:32 Speaker 2

say it blew up i've been to the louvre i'm not gonna tell everybody everything right away i'm just giving them an intro that's bad rat

0:35:38 Speaker 4

that was

0:35:39 Speaker 2

bad bad rat bad rat bad rat

0:35:41 Speaker 4

i've been to louvre but i blew it up

0:35:43 Speaker 1

bad rat bad

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rat

0:35:45 Speaker 1

bad rat anyway so i am a big mental health advocate i am a big uh helpful teacher at the campus sure i was a driver's ed teacher but i think the kids knew they could kind of come to me for anything

0:35:57 Speaker 4

yeah yeah i'm excited um

0:36:01 Speaker 2

because there's not a lot of driving here uh it's a walking campus

0:36:05 Speaker 4

yeah walking so i think that takes away kind of your addiction a little bit it does and a lot of kids are dropped off by their driver in the morning so that's nice i just don't have to deal with a lot of the craziness of the loop and all that stuff

0:36:16 Speaker 2

i will say i do love the image when i'm getting up in the morning i'm having my coffee i'm putting on my nice cold t -shirt i look out the window and you're having a cig with the drivers and just chatting with them

0:36:27 Speaker 4

leaning one foot against the car sometimes you're trying to get both feet against there's nothing like a taxi line and all these private drivers wish they were taxi drivers

0:36:37 Speaker 0

just

0:36:37 Speaker 0

do so we're out there we're shooting the shit we're turning on our little cb radios as loud as they can go we're smoking a pack five packs an hour and we're just having a blast this is salt of the earth you stand out there you sweat your fucking ass off and then you get back in the car and turn your ac way down so everybody has to deal with it yeah

0:36:37 Speaker 2

like i

0:36:54 Speaker 2

um uh is there something you're really excited for being around because i i know that you've always had a bit of a i'll say a an overground beef with um the hierarchy of the moneyed class

0:37:10 Speaker 4

you're a blue -collar guy yeah yeah i've never really been good with authority because all that is is just trying to control people for your gain so if anyone tries to fucking touch me at this school i will break their

0:37:22 Speaker 2

ass okay so you're not doing well with it

0:37:29 Speaker 4

yeah i mean listen but you're trying to teach these kids how to stand up for themselves

0:37:34 Speaker 5

how to not

0:37:35 Speaker 1

be taken advantage of

0:37:36 Speaker 5

by the man that's part of the law of the

0:37:38 Speaker 4

system yeah exactly you want them to know the system the system's rotten from the core yes and you want to know

0:37:46 Speaker 5

that so that they can now learn how to use

0:37:51 Speaker 3

it because i'll say this i'll say this one thing rich people's kids need to learn is how to take advantage of the system

0:37:57 Speaker 5

yeah that's the thing that they need to learn everyone should and these people they come to this school they've probably seen their parents get away with murder and they're coming here like how do

0:38:06 Speaker 3

i get but i feel like they're trying to change i and i you can hope i feel like they are souring

0:38:14 Speaker 5

on their wealth

0:38:15 Speaker 4

they're souring on their wealth the winds of change are blowing well they're at the perfect age they're rebelling from their parents and their parents are so rich

0:38:24 Speaker 5

these kids are they they think differently than us you know they're they're gen z they're gen a

0:38:24 Speaker 4

and

0:38:24 Speaker 5

yeah

0:38:32 Speaker 2

gen

0:38:33 Speaker 1

that after

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is

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what does it just go to the

0:38:37 Speaker 2

output what are they going to do after z

0:38:38 Speaker 1

they started way too late with

0:38:40 Speaker 5

x what they were like this is

0:38:41 Speaker 1

gen x yeah why are we starting it x y z

0:38:44 Speaker 5

and then this millennial oh where

0:38:47 Speaker 4

oh all of us all of us

0:38:47 Speaker 1

no

0:38:49 Speaker 4

three x y shoot these pants don't even have a zipper remind me to put a

0:38:49 Speaker 5

one two

0:38:54 Speaker 5

zip oh wait hold on yeah we just cut button

0:38:56 Speaker 5

we're here with button

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flies

0:38:57 Speaker 3

flies oh this is button fly actually that's that okay it's okay i was

0:39:01 Speaker 5

i was saying okay no wonder they that okay we've had a few days that they roasted your ass about having a zipper

0:39:07 Speaker 3

yeah and and this is actually a good segue to what i think we should maybe go over after the break is

0:39:12 Speaker 5

some of the code of conduct uh that this school has sort of imposed on us as teachers and the students this school is very strict uh and some stuff that like you wouldn't think you'd have to tell people but there is there's a pretty strict code of conduct so we're gonna go to get lunch it's amazing lunch whatever we want

0:39:30 Speaker 7

amazing sandwiches amazing coffee i mean none of it all of it on china plates no there's no plastic thank god

0:39:39 Speaker 2

thank god yeah it's it's very green here

0:39:43 Speaker 5

uh every time

0:39:44 Speaker 4

you finish your meal you see a wrestler from the late 90s early 2000s not punching somebody i can't believe she picks up every tab i think that is fantastic

0:39:55 Speaker 2

every meal on china it's good for her

0:39:57 Speaker 4

unbelievable um but yeah we'll uh x y b's uh examine our buttons and why don't we why don't we go grab some lunch take a little break and we'll come back for the second half of this

0:40:07 Speaker 2

great

0:40:07 Speaker 4

ah unbelievable i'm stuffed that's a good lunch right that's pretty nice to be back on a real campus that has a real cafeteria

0:40:17 Speaker 2

i feel like we're on a college campus this place is so nice that was actual cinnamon toast crunch it wasn't the

0:40:23 Speaker 4

stuff on the bottom row and the plastic bag yes i and i i swear to god i had a thomas's english muffin not just a muffin

0:40:32 Speaker 2

oh yeah

0:40:34 Speaker 4

nooks and crannies

0:40:35 Speaker 3

uh that's how the butter gets in wait that's so good i guess i missed a i'm i guess i missed the good the good stuff uh what were you over at the french omelet station with bill wait no wait hang on i was

0:40:48 Speaker 4

sorry was that a bar

0:40:52 Speaker 1

wait was that a

0:40:54 Speaker 4

hold on

0:40:55 Speaker 1

we all

0:40:55 Speaker 2

saw your

0:40:56 Speaker 1

bill why just we were talking about all the good stuff and you're over here at french omelet station like a fucking idiot

0:40:56 Speaker 4

french omelet

0:41:01 Speaker 2

oh wow brie cheese and perfectly aged onions

0:41:05 Speaker 5

i guess i

0:41:06 Speaker 4

didn't know that that was crunch i didn't know i was supposed to getting i was supposed to be getting high -end versions of uh traditionally

0:41:14 Speaker 2

sugary bad food i got magic spoon cereal for seconds wow that ten dollars

0:41:19 Speaker 5

cereal

0:41:20 Speaker 1

well i was over there at the omelet station as you guys know i've switched from non -stick to stainless steel pans and i've been

0:41:28 Speaker 5

cooking eggs at the at what they tell you to cook them out on tiktok and they come out dark brown and oily oh if you if you burn the shit out of your egg in a stainless steel pan it won't stick

0:41:41 Speaker 1

if you cook it to an absolute crisp i'm like just clean the pan and eat what you like you idiot

0:41:50 Speaker 4

what are we doing stainless steel pans are good for one thing and one thing only ruining your life

0:41:57 Speaker 7

it's like after you cook you have to clean for an hour

0:41:59 Speaker 5

it's i mean i do not so i guess what we're supposed to do is in order to not possibly inhale little pieces of teflon we eat the worst shit we've ever seen wow man is that what we do i guess so i i

0:42:13 Speaker 3

i just only i'm so frustrated about the kitchen this episode and it's becoming so clear what is on my

0:42:22 Speaker 2

brain you're getting radicalized by the

0:42:24 Speaker 5

algorithm you know hang on you got i

0:42:27 Speaker 3

think that's what you're taking on in the play thank god yes i think

0:42:32 Speaker 5

yes what a what a politician yes yes we will we are in the system folks we're we're around so much walnut wood we're going to be politicians so soon sorry that was crazy not i think i went into you know or wood

0:42:49 Speaker 3

y 'all i think i went into the wrong room nothing was i

0:42:57 Speaker 4

appreciate you wanting to go over and above howard

0:43:02 Speaker 5

where were you i

0:43:03 Speaker 3

where were you when we were just on lunch uh well i was i walk i walked in there i thought we just got separated and i went into the little room where every all the the workers were eating how was that oh you had

0:43:14 Speaker 1

work or lunch

0:43:16 Speaker 5

toddrick please

0:43:19 Speaker 4

god we don't do that anymore not

0:43:24 Speaker 2

it wasn't bad that

0:43:24 Speaker 5

anymore

0:43:25 Speaker 3

we're recording that's right you had a nice authentic lunch i wasn't bad it was just you know i i i was kind of blown away when we got back uh on the road when you guys were you're telling you're saying it was such a good lunch i was like

0:43:39 Speaker 0

yeah it was pretty good

0:43:40 Speaker 2

got a one of those little hockey puck sized hamburgers with a a craft single on it oh stop describing it it's making me

0:43:40 Speaker 6

i

0:43:47 Speaker 3

sad i had some crinkle fries i

0:43:49 Speaker 2

had a little cup of chopped up pears and uh half grapes of chopped up and

0:43:54 Speaker 4

half grapes yeah half grapes you know well they couldn't afford full grapes a little carton of milk yeah

0:44:02 Speaker 3

you're eating a worse lunch than they serve the students here the free lunch now where did you guys go

0:44:07 Speaker 5

because we got to the we got to dining hall

0:44:09 Speaker 5

a left to the carving station you hook a right at fresh squeezed orange juice and you're

0:44:09 Speaker 4

you take

0:44:16 Speaker 3

at almost and they're in the cereal because i walked i guess i got lost because you know i was in my phone responding to some emails and i guess i got lost and i went in that little dark elevator that's right outside the front

0:44:26 Speaker 7

door

0:44:26 Speaker 5

the dumb waiter the dumb

0:44:28 Speaker 3

waiter that's i didn't notice it was a little bit cramped not the guy who forgets to bring us our waters no

0:44:33 Speaker 2

dumb is

0:44:34 Speaker 4

nice

0:44:35 Speaker 5

no no

0:44:36 Speaker 5

is

0:44:36 Speaker 4

that

0:44:37 Speaker 3

i got a way meaner word for that guy that's our

0:44:39 Speaker 5

stupid

0:44:39 Speaker 2

way come on guys i could get meaner we guys we know how hard it is to run a restaurant don't be mean to this guy

0:44:45 Speaker 5

that's true that's true we

0:44:47 Speaker 0

did that's true but i

0:44:48 Speaker 5

know i went to the little door to the left of

0:44:51 Speaker 0

the front door there's a little door kind of you walk down like five or six stairs

0:44:54 Speaker 5

what are you getting at what movie is what is this reference i

0:44:58 Speaker 4

get it it's not a reference it's just it's just like a basement i guess if anything it's a reference to webster that old tv show he used to ride the dumb waiter up and down in his house

0:44:58 Speaker 3

can't

0:45:06 Speaker 3

is it was a reference to web webster yeah i was making a web web web manual

0:45:11 Speaker 4

it's a web

0:45:12 Speaker 5

reference web reference yeah don't do web references in

0:45:14 Speaker 3

here okay we're off the web but no i we barely even do that i thought i was i thought it was weird you guys weren't down there but i made i had some really great conversations with the back of house staff at

0:45:23 Speaker 5

the cafeteria uh

0:45:25 Speaker 3

you know i

0:45:26 Speaker 5

talked to a couple people is this

0:45:28 Speaker 3

you inching up to a story about you telling us you lost your virginity does it take way too long before we did not you knows a lie

0:45:35 Speaker 5

i didn't i would why would i be talking about the cafeteria and then i would tell you that

0:45:40 Speaker 4

i had the other half of these grapes

0:45:41 Speaker 3

huh

0:45:42 Speaker 2

maybe a

0:45:43 Speaker 3

honey oh that's what it was so you were gonna lead up to eventually being like and those were half grapes because i was you know with a woman you guys is that what i know you guys are more

0:45:43 Speaker 4

little

0:45:52 Speaker 5

obsessed with my sexuality than i am honestly thank god well

0:45:56 Speaker 3

someone's gotta take care of it i

0:45:58 Speaker 1

if i don't obsess over other people's sexuality what am i going to do literally all day

0:46:04 Speaker 4

well what am i going to do when i'm neglecting my own sexuality i have to focus on

0:46:08 Speaker 5

someone if i'm not fucking are you gay or not stranger

0:46:12 Speaker 2

right who's gay hey are they getting a divorce what's going on over

0:46:16 Speaker 5

there let me know because i do not have sex uh

0:46:24 Speaker 0

that's weird i just i guess i'll stick to closer to y 'all because i uh i felt like i was

0:46:28 Speaker 2

kind of

0:46:29 Speaker 0

going into the underbelly a bit when i where i went to get lunch

0:46:32 Speaker 2

yeah it's worth it i can't think of a better word there's a better word but it's where the poor people eat

0:46:38 Speaker 4

well let's let's use it as a metaphor the whole school is a bullfrog right yeah

0:46:44 Speaker 7

you were in the underbelly yeah so you kind of went

0:46:46 Speaker 5

down the thin -skinned gullet and you were hanging out in a frog well yeah there is a waiter you can take and see the real world here

0:47:00 Speaker 3

right uh where are you saying there's like the real world

0:47:02 Speaker 5

there's an elevator below this

0:47:04 Speaker 3

school there's an elevator you can take and you okay you see where regular people

0:47:09 Speaker 4

were like we've all seen the movie us yes i think you might have been having lunch with some shadow

0:47:16 Speaker 2

characters oh yeah were any of them talking like this

0:47:22 Speaker 3

well nobody actually ever said any words to me

0:47:25 Speaker 4

uh we're all doing crafts with giant gold scissors i

0:47:28 Speaker 5

better watch this movie if we're gonna do it

0:47:31 Speaker 4

uh no what

0:47:33 Speaker 5

i

0:47:33 Speaker 1

want

0:47:33 Speaker 5

to talk

0:47:33 Speaker 1

what

0:47:34 Speaker 5

here is what i'm really excited for this uh school

0:47:34 Speaker 1

about

0:47:38 Speaker 0

year uh and kind of

0:47:40 Speaker 2

what our cell was here is they've got the leaders of the future competition every year

0:47:48 Speaker 1

here every year uh where all the private schools in hamilton in the adjacent hamilton area compete with each other in various physical mental emotional and political events to see who are the best kids

0:48:02 Speaker 3

right which of course i mentioned before the academic decathlon is a part of again it's not a physical competition there are physical contests but it is a the mental sort of uh intelligence side of the competition the

0:48:14 Speaker 5

winner is well -rounded you can't just be smart and rule the world you can't just be strong and rule the world you can't just be emotionally intelligent rule the world

0:48:25 Speaker 4

how are you going to get into one of the top ivy league schools like clemson if you're not getting these little things on your

0:48:32 Speaker 2

transcript yes and so we are going to help build well -rounded students um i'm personally excited um uh i i wanted to kind of share with our audience and you guys share after my near -death experience i've turned over a new leaf

0:48:51 Speaker 5

are

0:48:52 Speaker 5

happened at the end of last season or

0:48:52 Speaker 2

you talking about what

0:48:54 Speaker 2

no one reason i don't really remember how that one ended none of us do no i think it was a nuclear explosion which why don't you tell us what you're talking about yeah um well um i was being intimate with a woman

0:49:08 Speaker 3

um conversation

0:49:10 Speaker 2

uh no physically

0:49:12 Speaker 3

in um

0:49:13 Speaker 7

in the bedroom

0:49:15 Speaker 3

um

0:49:16 Speaker 1

oh and she started to um unbutton my suspenders

0:49:16 Speaker 2

ooh la la

0:49:28 Speaker 5

and those things are tight so they're whipping up to the ceiling clapping on the ceiling

0:49:32 Speaker 4

and it's not just one button it's it's a 30 piece it's a

0:49:37 Speaker 3

button

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30

0:49:38 Speaker 4

suspender which is um i saw

0:49:40 Speaker 3

on a well you need them to secure

0:49:42 Speaker 2

i need them to secure my

0:49:43 Speaker 3

pants get my pants filled down i tried four button suspenders

0:49:46 Speaker 5

grab your pants up it was called pop pop pop pop pop that's what it was called pop pop pop

0:49:52 Speaker 2

um and when she removed the suspenders they popped to the ceiling

0:49:59 Speaker 5

you gotta get a little bit longer it's not that you're uh head overweight it is that they are you think the strap is too short yeah

0:50:10 Speaker 1

they're there it's creating too

0:50:11 Speaker 4

much

0:50:11 Speaker 5

tautness yeah it's

0:50:12 Speaker 1

taut okay

0:50:14 Speaker 4

yeah well i will also say your pants hit the ground so hard that they indented the floor because just the elasticity of the pull from the suspender

0:50:23 Speaker 2

yes

0:50:24 Speaker 5

so it was too it's like when a boat is tied have you seen how these they're wrapped uh flattened steel and it comes through and it's just like

0:50:32 Speaker 3

bang and it like throws men to their deaths

0:50:36 Speaker 2

yes that's exactly what happened to me almost

0:50:39 Speaker 5

thank god it was

0:50:40 Speaker 2

thank god it's like rolled steel coil

0:50:43 Speaker 5

it was like right and that was what happened and so indented the ground shot it up to the ceiling

0:50:48 Speaker 2

the reverse of both of them came back and bill has covet

0:50:56 Speaker 5

they don't care about it at this school

0:50:58 Speaker 2

you can add it too the richer you get the less it matters but they do tell you at the end of every email that make sure you're being safe be say all the kids tell you that right before they get coven and come over to your house

0:51:12 Speaker 1

they seek you out when they have it

0:51:14 Speaker 5

you hear a coughing kid

0:51:15 Speaker 4

coming you're like that's a rich kid with covid kids used to just like teepee your house you know what i mean

0:51:20 Speaker 5

yeah now they'll come over

0:51:21 Speaker 2

and spit covid all over

0:51:23 Speaker 3

the oh a

0:51:23 Speaker 2

halloween is going to be a nightmare

0:51:25 Speaker 3

they don't ding dong dish they ding dong cough

0:51:28 Speaker 4

yeah they bring your doorbell you open the door they cough in your face and then they run away the

0:51:32 Speaker 3

other day i opened my door and there wasn't a flaming bag of shit there was a flaming tissue

0:51:37 Speaker 2

full of snot these kids

0:51:37 Speaker 4

flaming

0:51:40 Speaker 5

i mean they're getting smarter like raptors every year yeah so you're hooking up with this woman you call sort of like you break the sound barrier

0:51:49 Speaker 2

yes uh nasa ends up coming over and saying we're going to use this technology to launch our next rocket into

0:51:54 Speaker 4

space right 38 buttons

0:51:56 Speaker 2

that's all 38

0:51:57 Speaker 4

buttons

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but

0:51:58 Speaker 3

um 38 buttons on a piece

0:51:59 Speaker 5

of fabric about the size of a band -aid and nasa is struggling they're constantly going around being like how do we win

0:52:05 Speaker 2

how do we get this stuff up there it's us versus elon and he's killing us and of course the chinese

0:52:09 Speaker 5

we've got to convince the world that we actually do something oh my god they're running astronauts running around banging on doors being like you got anything in here that we could use in space

0:52:18 Speaker 2

i guess my suspenders

0:52:20 Speaker 5

most of my training is in a pool

0:52:22 Speaker 2

but no your suspenders are now uh on a little island off of fort lauderdale florida

0:52:27 Speaker 5

yeah studied by

0:52:30 Speaker 2

nasa they're being studied by nasa and meanwhile i um the the

0:52:34 Speaker 5

cape the cape sorry not fort lauderdale the cape the cape yes

0:52:38 Speaker 2

cape canaveral the cape evil canaveral capes canaveral cape

0:52:42 Speaker 4

what were you saying todd

0:52:43 Speaker 2

i got it scared me

0:52:46 Speaker 4

much

0:52:46 Speaker 2

evil canaveral

0:52:46 Speaker 1

so

0:52:48 Speaker 5

oh evil canaveral is where nasa is launching

0:52:51 Speaker 2

they do all their daredevil launches

0:52:54 Speaker 5

yes evil canaveral and evil's gonna try to get to the moon

0:52:57 Speaker 2

he actually made it first well he's trying to get a bunch of buses on the moon so he can jump over them so

0:53:03 Speaker 5

slingshot around the moon and come back he's got a contract with elon to get buses on the move and jump over

0:53:08 Speaker 5

elon's working with only the best and

0:53:08 Speaker 2

yes

0:53:09 Speaker 1

brightest evil canaveral sorry no

0:53:11 Speaker 2

i'm so glad we found evil canaveral what about cape canaveral

0:53:16 Speaker 4

also good canaveral is something too

0:53:18 Speaker 2

would have been better

0:53:20 Speaker 3

cape canaveral is a

0:53:21 Speaker 3

name yeah

0:53:21 Speaker 2

better

0:53:22 Speaker 5

it's all good though so you're on

0:53:25 Speaker 1

a date with this woman

0:53:27 Speaker 2

um yes so um she unfortunately uh left the mortal coil when that happened um she died steel

0:53:34 Speaker 5

mortal coil yeah

0:53:36 Speaker 2

the steel mortal coil

0:53:37 Speaker 5

decapitated her

0:53:38 Speaker 3

jesus

0:53:39 Speaker 2

christ todd

0:53:40 Speaker 6

yeah let him get to the story it uh

0:53:42 Speaker 3

clean uh it clean cut it off to death and i got so

0:53:48 Speaker 4

scared it was just thorough that i was gonna die too and it was such a near -death experience for me you were close to you with you this is one of my greatest fears that i will also die when i'm very close to someone

0:54:02 Speaker 5

yes when somebody

0:54:03 Speaker 2

gets blown to smithereens right in front of you

0:54:06 Speaker 4

it makes

0:54:07 Speaker 3

yeah it oftentimes i am covered in blood and little pieces of human

0:54:13 Speaker 2

yeah and i'm like i'm like oh my god that could have been me that could have been me or someone's like hey they died uh early of some sort of sickness and i go what was it is it something i could get oh also i'm sorry you lost them um

0:54:26 Speaker 7

that that one that one

0:54:30 Speaker 2

second but but um uh ever since then i have changed my ways and i think it's been helpful for this school but i have become

0:54:38 Speaker 7

a good man i've reversed my behaviors i've seen the error of my ways and i wrote a play about it that we're going to be doing for the uh performance art portion of the future

0:54:48 Speaker 3

leaders and it's been approved the script's been approved by the uh committee and everything

0:54:51 Speaker 2

um approval is so nebulous

0:54:54 Speaker 3

you know what i mean uh early in the process we've got a

0:54:57 Speaker 5

they're still kind

0:54:57 Speaker 2

few weeks

0:54:58 Speaker 3

of right they do give the kids full creative control to see if they're going to fall on their face or not

0:55:03 Speaker 2

yes so um uh right now the tentative title is um todd bless us all um

0:55:10 Speaker 5

i get it right

0:55:11 Speaker 4

and

0:55:12 Speaker 5

it

0:55:12 Speaker 4

is about

0:55:13 Speaker 5

my kind of i oh i i'm gonna get this

0:55:17 Speaker 2

um the play

0:55:18 Speaker 5

and i'll say that loudly

0:55:22 Speaker 2

i've seen all of your plays and i think you are a fantastic artist and the way you're talking about this one i can tell this is gonna be the first one i really get thank you i and thank you for because i didn't i don't get my last plays anymore because i'm a new man that was a

0:55:34 Speaker 4

disgusting man that wrote this is a man who wants the students to succeed and wants them to beat ai once you become a new man that old man wasn't you

0:55:42 Speaker 2

oh

0:55:43 Speaker 4

yeah you don't have to take responsibility for those old things you're a new guy now

0:55:46 Speaker 2

everything's different that was me before now i change

0:55:49 Speaker 4

machine gun kelly this is what machine gun kelly says he got a full body tattoo and he's a different man and he's not responsible for any of the awful music he made before

0:55:58 Speaker 2

this and look at who he gets to kiss yeah

0:56:00 Speaker 4

oh megan kelly oh megan kelly that one of the greatest hollywood

0:56:06 Speaker 3

megan gun kelly

0:56:08 Speaker 4

megan gun

0:56:09 Speaker 3

kelly

0:56:09 Speaker 5

now his wife this is interesting not to to cut you up but that's that the the machine gun kelly defense is something that you've been talking a lot about in your law classes

0:56:18 Speaker 4

oh yeah it's much like the chewbacca defense it's my a lot of these other famous

0:56:22 Speaker 5

defenses kelly's kelly defense too hairy it's from south park it's from south park oh yeah but it is from yeah um

0:56:28 Speaker 2

too hairy to do this

0:56:29 Speaker 4

you know

0:56:29 Speaker 2

there's there's the classic um you know pleading insanity you can you can

0:56:34 Speaker 4

really plead all kinds of things

0:56:36 Speaker 2

the snickers defense famously

0:56:37 Speaker 4

hangry snickers i'm

0:56:39 Speaker 2

hangry hangry turn me into joe pesci for a second

0:56:42 Speaker 4

yeah god i

0:56:43 Speaker 2

wish i wish you know how many people i tried to do that too when i was an agent in hollywood

0:56:47 Speaker 4

i tried to get people

0:56:48 Speaker 2

you made them hangry so they would turn into into pesci

0:56:51 Speaker 4

finally they'd book something these losers end up not

0:56:53 Speaker 5

booking i drop them like a catering in the morning if you want to act good starve yourself go into that first scene go into rehearsal

0:56:59 Speaker 7

you gotta be careful

0:57:00 Speaker 2

yeah i love i love that defense and i love um uh like modernizing the law

0:57:09 Speaker 0

the law is so stodgy when you reference old cases uh um

0:57:09 Speaker 7

because

0:57:15 Speaker 2

the state of california versus todd

0:57:17 Speaker 4

podre what women versus todd podre when was that from what

0:57:21 Speaker 2

uh mgm studios uh department of human resources versus todd

0:57:26 Speaker 4

and this is like from way

0:57:27 Speaker 2

longer like 2021 like like this stuff that doesn't apply anymore you're a new mgk you're a new guy yes and so now it's modern names that people recognize i think

0:57:36 Speaker 4

the students will be plugged in that question for you todd just for legalese purposes are you thinking about an identity change physically because i know you've changed from the inside out but you still kind of look like the same guy

0:57:49 Speaker 2

i don't know if you're going to be able to have plausible d i have to look different not just behave different

0:57:54 Speaker 4

ideally okay i mean honestly you could just look different and not behave different that would be my ideal

0:58:00 Speaker 2

i don't want to change the big eyebrows

0:58:02 Speaker 4

here i'd like to keep the same sorry big eyebrow

0:58:05 Speaker 2

here i'd like to keep the same i guess body weight i could shift sure you could go up yeah i can't go down

0:58:12 Speaker 4

i

0:58:13 Speaker 0

hit body bottom

0:58:13 Speaker 1

think i

0:58:15 Speaker 4

the definition of rock bottom you're so weak you lay on the floor constantly

0:58:19 Speaker 2

i couldn't lift a rock

0:58:21 Speaker 4

and i am a rock you're right a bunch of birds sit on me and uh bleep on me which i think i i really think is making you more vulnerable it is like making you sort of a man of the people salt of the earth literally part of the earth and i think literally salt i'm being used for salt a little bit yeah yeah like on a cold road sometimes they'll throw you down

0:58:39 Speaker 2

to dry

0:58:40 Speaker 2

bit a lot of him and

0:58:40 Speaker 5

it up a little

0:58:41 Speaker 5

todd

0:58:43 Speaker 4

so i think you're doing a great job

0:58:44 Speaker 2

and i think this identity shift will be really

0:58:46 Speaker 5

helpful and i have your back we trust or blessed

0:58:48 Speaker 4

todd with

0:58:49 Speaker 2

todd bless america todd bless america and todd we trust is nice

0:58:52 Speaker 3

like

0:58:52 Speaker 5

i

0:58:53 Speaker 5

that maybe todd bless america colon and todd

0:58:56 Speaker 3

and now as a

0:58:57 Speaker 2

changed man i would assume then that your approach to sort of putting this play on is probably going to be different i would assume that's a great you won't be in it we'll hit those bleeps and bleeps on uh bleep soon but yeah um i will uh not be in this

0:59:10 Speaker 3

one wow it will be

0:59:11 Speaker 4

an ai of me starring in it uh and just as well as a student playing me and we'll see which one is more authentic wow you know this isn't for todd but i think for the other guys i think we should be careful saying in todd we trust because giving him sort of a god punk complex more than

0:59:26 Speaker 3

has might be

0:59:26 Speaker 2

he already

0:59:27 Speaker 4

not good

0:59:29 Speaker 3

yeah i don't know if i want to i i i will see we'll see how it goes todd i hope you are i hope all the things you're saying are actually true and it's not just another way for you to manipulate the world around you to fit your sort of perspective and needs

0:59:43 Speaker 4

and thank you for not listening just there we did see you sort of glaze over and i really

0:59:47 Speaker 5

appreciate it yeah

0:59:48 Speaker 2

you said this wasn't for me so i went somewhere else for

0:59:49 Speaker 5

a while

0:59:50 Speaker 2

i feel like this is new though the world is new it's a new time i feel like the world is changing so much that i feel like uh this could be very good for the student i think so too i think them seeing that i am willing to change

1:00:06 Speaker 5

is

1:00:07 Speaker 4

really helpful for them um and even that word manipulate what are the first three letters in that word

1:00:14 Speaker 2

uh

1:00:20 Speaker 4

so when

1:00:21 Speaker 5

it's a

1:00:22 Speaker 1

female piece of the body the bleep goes

1:00:26 Speaker 4

bleep females are beautiful

1:00:29 Speaker 2

right beautiful bleep right

1:00:31 Speaker 4

at michael angeles david ugly little penis

1:00:31 Speaker 1

look

1:00:31 Speaker 4

it's i mean

1:00:33 Speaker 2

but look at the venus de milo

1:00:37 Speaker 3

well have you seen todd your face when you just

1:00:41 Speaker 2

talked about the venus de milo was shock gorgeous although it's the female figure it's been years that's all they

1:00:48 Speaker 5

do but have you seen the penis de milo

1:00:50 Speaker 2

but

1:00:51 Speaker 5

i want to razzy for it

1:00:57 Speaker 7

oh you are a

1:00:58 Speaker 4

good sculptor

1:01:01 Speaker 2

i love to throw clay but yeah i i overall

1:01:04 Speaker 4

that's like a good sculptor is he just good at titles because it didn't really look it

1:01:08 Speaker 5

seems like okay this isn't for todd he's not listening

1:01:11 Speaker 4

todd is getting really good at not listening when it's

1:01:15 Speaker 5

not

1:01:15 Speaker 4

for him

1:01:17 Speaker 5

it's very when he's getting notes something's on the ceiling what's up there todd what is up there come back

1:01:27 Speaker 0

to us

1:01:28 Speaker 1

oh sorry

1:01:28 Speaker 2

i just thought i was we are talking about your personality disorders you are obsessed with the rafters you never know what's

1:01:37 Speaker 5

above you well i appreciate that and i think like excellence is what we're looking for here we want to have the most excellent students we want people to go that's where you send your kid if you want them to be taken care of you don't have to obsess over their education go there and let the best and brightest minds mold them and that's what i'm trying to do with the boys as you guys know as part of the competition uh there is a rowing part

1:02:06 Speaker 3

oh yeah it's right before crew they call right before public speaking

1:02:11 Speaker 5

which is and it's the same people doing both

1:02:15 Speaker 4

it's part of the relay they

1:02:17 Speaker 5

help right out oh you think you're you think when you're president you just are not tired when you get up there to talk

1:02:22 Speaker 4

they don't show you how big the stairs are right leading up to the podium

1:02:26 Speaker 5

joe biden's not old he's been rowing yeah

1:02:29 Speaker 4

that's right i've totally forgot about that

1:02:32 Speaker 5

joe joe joe joe

1:02:32 Speaker 5

right on

1:02:32 Speaker 1

that

1:02:35 Speaker 4

we did it

1:02:36 Speaker 3

joe we did it joe meant ran really far before they won

1:02:42 Speaker 2

it's a bit

1:02:42 Speaker 3

of an iron man

1:02:43 Speaker 2

challenge yeah if you if you pan down on kamala running shoes running

1:02:47 Speaker 5

shoes

1:02:48 Speaker 2

all the time focus but i think i think with my boys what i'm focusing on everybody can row obviously there are a bunch of schools out there they can row they're very fast

1:02:56 Speaker 7

but what makes the difference are hundreds of a second and it's that last hundredth of a second that what is what puts you

1:03:05 Speaker 3

ahead it's who wants it more it's that everybody's good

1:03:10 Speaker 5

everybody's good i'm inspired but you've got to be a hundredth of a second better

1:03:17 Speaker 2

that's what's separating you

1:03:19 Speaker 5

from two hundred thirty thousand three thousand million billion dollars and then simply five billion let him cook i but oh actually take my eggs off those shouldn't be cooking that long that's burning but i'm just saying

1:03:37 Speaker 2

you're not gonna be able to clean that

1:03:38 Speaker 5

pan if we take them off now so what me and my boys are looking for it's not only the correct form it's not only the the the row the muscle the long reach it is the oars it is the way the oars connect to the boat of course you really know what you're talking about the

1:03:56 Speaker 4

angle at the and we're talking about the boats

1:03:59 Speaker 0

i am perfecting

1:04:01 Speaker 5

this boat there i it's handmade you guys know who's making it he's the best woodworker in hamilton and i went straight to the source uh

1:04:13 Speaker 2

geppetto geppetto

1:04:16 Speaker 4

wow wow that was a genius move believe and as long as the 50th is working on well that's incredible as long as you know the truth for the whole

1:04:28 Speaker 2

season as long as you tell the truth for the whole season this should be a fantastic year for you oh

1:04:33 Speaker 5

does this geppetto have the same rules

1:04:35 Speaker 5

geppetto i walk in there he's he's he cried i have to cheer him up he's crying i want

1:04:35 Speaker 4

you can't lie

1:04:41 Speaker 3

to get i want to get out well the crickets and then the crickets his

1:04:44 Speaker 6

son went to the island of misfit toys or whatever

1:04:47 Speaker 3

and the crickets deceased and the yeah

1:04:49 Speaker 5

jimmy but did he want a son first

1:04:51 Speaker 3

yes he wanted a son right it depends on the adaptation of

1:04:55 Speaker 2

well this is an original jay this is this is this is this is

1:04:58 Speaker 3

pinocchio's great great grandson this is geppetto with a j not a g this is

1:05:03 Speaker 5

jay petto yeah jay petto j dot petto

1:05:05 Speaker 4

no and his sidekick isn't jimmy cricket it's jimmy glick it's

1:05:09 Speaker 1

jimmy glick it and j dot petto no it's a big it's jay i call him jet it's jay but it's geppetto junior junior junior it's like the fourth or something but he's in there he said i want a kid i want to give him a kid we got to get to work we got to get to work you keep trying to make a real boy blah blah blah do whatever you got

1:05:28 Speaker 3

to do in here but we're working on the canoe today plant is this great great great damn it

1:05:33 Speaker 4

really does but anyway you guys got to come see this boat beautiful we're just now sourcing the wood beautiful cherry wood wow just we're drying it now

1:05:43 Speaker 1

it's bleep

1:05:48 Speaker 5

we're dry

1:05:49 Speaker 1

it's going to be beautiful and then we're going to shellac then we're going to paint it's not going to have a single it's going to be the smoothest thing you've ever seen and it's going to take our boys right into

1:05:57 Speaker 2

a really so you're more focused on everybody together making the boat than on the rowing and the strategy there

1:06:03 Speaker 5

no we're working

1:06:04 Speaker 2

on rowing

1:06:05 Speaker 5

but i think the boat is very very important because you can get your row together all you want if you don't have the right equipment that thing's not going to glide and as you guys know it's that that that lake gets rough

1:06:18 Speaker 2

they're

1:06:19 Speaker 3

not doing it on an easy lake no yeah this is a double black diamond lake and i'll say this they keep i'll say this i'll say this they keep calling it a lake but i believe the like geological definition of a lake is a a

1:06:31 Speaker 5

body of water surrounded by land and this one is for sure

1:06:34 Speaker 4

very

1:06:35 Speaker 5

much an active

1:06:35 Speaker 3

river

1:06:35 Speaker 5

yeah very much headed straight to

1:06:37 Speaker 4

yeah i don't have you seen those videos of the hull over inlet yeah oh

1:06:37 Speaker 3

water

1:06:42 Speaker 7

my god florida boat ramp where people come in and out of nearly every boat sinks i want to say it looks pretty familiar

1:06:49 Speaker 5

though i have a hamilton inlet it a sport fisherman goes down there once a day

1:06:54 Speaker 4

trying to get out your boats are so much lighter oh yeah but we're going to do it on a smooth day it's going to be fine

1:06:59 Speaker 5

and it's like it's like training at altitude you guys are training in one of the hardest most difficult places in the world

1:07:05 Speaker 2

yes and when you go anywhere else it's going to be easy or maybe yes incredible incredible stuff i know we're a little limited uh by time here

1:07:13 Speaker 4

so i do want to kind of let everyone know what you guys are up to before we end the episode well you know as i'm working with the kids on copyright law and um parody law and everything i'm i'm pitching them things to work on as creative projects so one of the things that i'm having all the kids do is come up with a new theme song for the school this year and one of the first ones that's been submitted i really liked so i was going to share that with you guys if

1:07:37 Speaker 3

that's awesome oh fantastic yeah i'd love to hear it okay i'm just going to go ahead and hit play here oh

1:07:41 Speaker 6

all right

1:07:42 Speaker 6

all my students are a bullfrog they are all good friends of mine i never really listen to a word they said but i make them take my class

1:07:42 Speaker 4

great

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one of the kids submitted that

1:07:58 Speaker 6

really

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whoa that

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that was awesome

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thank you so much that was that's my the front runner

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one of the kids submitted one that starts with all my students are a bullfrog

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yeah

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but it was nothing up there for you it was written oh we're looking i was

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looking at the

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rafters again i think i get i get where he's at there i

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go

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but

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that's because that's good that's

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a cool project too to go

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sounds a lot like uh jeremiah was a bullfrog that song what's i don't know who's saying i feel like that's

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a song i think i think you're just thinking of the song i just sang you're thinking of jeremy by pearl jam

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oh i at this point it's jeremy oh okay

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okay oh jeremy that's

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really good well i think there should be a new song obviously a new alma mater uh uh uh or or what is that

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fight song fight song yeah like what's the thing that you like it's like a poem almost but it's your school's uh rap

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yeah

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hamilton a school rap you're talking about hamilton yes yeah or it's like uh you it's like uh yeah it's like a

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fight yeah pledge that kind of like a school pledge uh the new school pledge will be

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all my students are a bullfrogs yeah the bullfrogs live in the dirty mud the bullfrogs will not take no crud the bullfrogs will eat your dod the bullfrogs go

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bullfrogs wow something like that i could go take the field right now

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yes yes that's a fight song

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wow

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sam so we're a

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little more focused on the songs than the law well you have to get the art

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out there and then you check the legal you never want to start legal you want to do it and then you want to check the legal totally

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i love that um as an artist myself i i love uh putting art into other things in the world i think

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that's

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where we're falling apart is the battle between art and commerce

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mm -hmm um and yeah i'm really excited going into the uh the students what is it called voices of the future leaders of the future leaders

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of the future competition because obviously we talked about i'm i'm doing the uh academic decathlon which is a huge part of it my hope is going into my next meeting with the crew uh is to actually get them to focus on uh the the task at hand um and and lean a little further away from being a sort of like uh misfit band of uh of mean people

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so i'm hoping that i can get people on task so we can get to work so you're sort of the contractor and we're sort of the sub contractors of like you're kind of you're overseeing the the bit the thing as a whole

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and getting the people to come together and fight together

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because we obviously have our rowers we or do they all do everything uh it's but it's around it

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it's like

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the rowers do do the public speaking but not all of them do yeah they pass the baton yeah the examiner catalan it's it's a it's a competition it's just a competition for for

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intelligence

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and they're getting worried about all these bullfrogs at the window

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oh gee

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why are we recording in howard's room

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we

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have

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so we have the ac turned around

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in here i mean it's good for the skin i want to say this because here's what i've been thinking about is i really want this podcast to be more popular it would be

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a lot for me financially um and emotionally and one thing i've noticed is engagement

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help so here's what i want all of our listeners to do send howard some helpful videos on leadership that you've seen out there yeah

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send and i think this will really help with uh this academic videos and articles on engagement that you can send howard to learn about leadership

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that'd be awesome yeah you know i've got plenty of time i love to look at the internet uh and if you have any maybe fight song pitches for our

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school you can send

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those

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send a fight song pitch for sam over there yeah

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yes

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and tell us how to recycle stuff and figure out our trash show us the picture of your little box

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oh

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no that one no that your little box you know show us yeah take a picture of your little food box as nasty as it is and and and show us how many flies are inside of your house

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yes yes uh show us all the fruit flies you got because you're trying your best to help the world

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