If you listen to my real I based some of it on my real experiences. That's what's gonna riel. And these have to be 15 minutes. So I got 45 seconds to go. Oh, I had a, uh uh, All right, so that was Todd. Podd really wants a Todd Padres character. Real Todd. Padre. Male White 76 can play Anything will do new today. Thank you for listening. 25 months. 25 Marseille. Uh, and here's be counting to 26 one to the one that looks like a t four. I know this one big. It's the sporting goods Has the name the sporting goods number six, Mark of the beast. Lucky number Slevin. Infinity but upwards. The other half of 69. I know the first words I said already. One and then fat guy next to him. Pirlo ones. Okay. 121 Tuesday 12 Team obviously one backwards e team. Oh, the year I wish I go ask my virginity. 14 15 16 17 eight in 1920 21 22 20 Backwards e 24

3 is getting them turned around. Most my teeth are backwards.

days. But since everything coming out, let's tell the truth here. This was not an accident. We did the old stand behind him and push him over the back drink. We pushed them. It's been backwards over a pig back into the top. I did. The pig as a

Okay. Now as we can see around the yellow chakra right around the throat, And that's the screaming chakra, like, which is what you do from your throat here. And what we wanna do is unleash the screaming chakra. So big breath in here. And release all your air and count backwards from 10:10.

Don't eat and grow it casing. Eat it now. Throw them enemies want Feel like Popeye backwards? You went backwards and

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No holding our cards upside down and backwards. All right. Okay. And we'll flip those back around so we won't be using any of those words that week and f i e Ok, you all make it to the second round. Good job. I

know. How the fuck do we in the episode if we're If we aren't even on and doing an essay, stay Flippy backwards. Uh, yeah.

No, it's not. And they all bend backwards. Yeah, they don't bell different, like fingers that each bend like a pink in the points outward. Yeah, I had them installed. Wrong also. Well, is it? Uh, listen, I get a little lightheaded. Not sure if it's cause I'm hungry or because I'm hot. Could you guys just if he can throw the hot dog back on the unplayed on late, that'd be great. We will maybe do that. Are you in pursuit or what? The guys shot the guys, shot out my tires, shoes. You know he missed me. 10 4 way. We need the dog.

And unfortunately, they got all the orders one hundred percent backwards. A tall iced tea was served as a short hot coffee. A cake pop was served as a savory, popped cake. Yeah. A cake that it exploded. And the Jason Meraz a CD that she had ordered because she was enjoying the music playing over the loud speaker and saw the CD upfront

performance? Oh, yeah, we're moving backwards, forwards left and right way physically. Oh, emotionally. Oh, you think I'll move the audience? I hope so. I mean, that's the goal with all art is to move not just yourself, but the audience and again will need to move by nine PM Well,

latitude and it s sensual. It's sensual, and I don't mean sex. It's more than sex. And that's what your backwards boomer brains Celtic this way in the 20 twenties. Okay, we gender is gone. You don't get horny anymore. Everyone's making.

I would like to see you try to stab my money. Defend me. I don't know him. I'm just ease my nerves. The way. We're going back to run Conquer Station. We're going. Going back Back to Ron Carcamo Station being I hope you got up at Jamaica Queens. If you needed it, the train will now be going backwards. Thing Levi's. The FDA would like to remind, you know, making your own meals on the trade. All meals should be pre prepared or Podd elsewhere. This is none. Your kitchen. Mom, please ignore the hot plates in the corner. This is not a place to cook or heat your meals thing being bahng.

Don't require time, Mother. Quietly do her Bice leaks. And, Mr Cheap, you're stepping backwards. Watch out! There's a big bubbling Goldring cauldron of oil We don't want to end up like you have way No todo It's not daring Keitel Chiefs places banning in Malloy Crunchy, crunchy He's getting Look,

So I have to take public transportation or a bus or a train to all these different schools, which is also making me learn my lesson. Because now that you can't drive, it's like, ah, that's like punishment in in itself, you know, because, um, driving is a privilege. It's not a right, you know. And, uh, it's very them. It means freedom doesn't mean freedom. So now the beauty of a car is that you can go anywhere, a train. You have to go either forward or backwards, so very limiting. It's infuriating. You know, A lot of times I'm sitting there and I'll sneak up in the business class and some of the business man, I'd be like, Well, why's this kid up here? But by and I'm like, Fuck, you try to slap them that it's turned, you know, several times again, the arguments and shoving matches with ease, asshole, businessmen and so you. But that's also teaching me a lesson to it. Making me appreciate the potential for time travel

car. Yeah, and I don't I don't let that awkwardness sit. I bring it to the surface. Before I talk about it, I scream about it. I've attached to megaphone, pointing backwards into the bus where I let everyone know my thoughts every 10 seconds. I give

Okay, OK, moving on. Second couple. Hey. Hey, Mom. You see how this kid is treating her and how she is treating him? Yeah, you're worse. Now you pitch. Okay. Moving out of the third couple. This is my beautiful son. And that's my beautiful mom. Okay, you're both fire. You're fired from the show. You're too gross. This was supposed to be about mothers not loving their sons, which is weirdly palatable, not the other way around. You seem like you're in a romantic relationship, but nobody wants that. Welcome to not the other way around the game show where we show you objects that you should not use the other way around. And you tell us if that is No, no, no. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Meaning you would use that the other way around. Or you would not so good to be on the show. No problem. So that is no problem at ever a problem for feel the feelings Sometimes sometimes it is. Do you have final say on who's on the show? I dio No problem. No problem. No problem, No problem. Alright guys. So we're going to get started. Sorry. That's the door, Brown. You know what that means? Someone's at the door Studio door. Hi there. I've got this shovel. Oh, is that a no? No. All right. Yes, yes. Bar somebody Shit Boy Bomb! Okay? Yes. That's how you buzz in you go. Bung bung. Yes, Robert thought so. Yes, I've used that backwards all day long. Yes, the donkey. The fictional donkey is here. Everybody give it up for your thing. Your doctor talk is a live action donkey that talk. Give it up. Welcome back to give it up when we bring on No, you know no criminal, so No, no, no, no, no, That's no, that's right. So we have three different people here who all have a secret to tell and we urge them to give it Ah,

Get fucked. Wow. Oh, God. He's walking off. I think he's out. The door hitting the ground. You dare say you won't see me in court? Yeah, because we're going to see on TV. This is the trial of the century Jesus A sees really outside the Broncos warmed up. Jesus. Hey, doesn't see if she didn't see if you missed it. He's trying to pretend the whistle. Oh, shit, he's He's showing a see how to back up as if it's attracted. You don't need a park tie. He's He's He's saying a little morbid. It's It's turning him up against the wall. Are you not trying to kill him? Talks. Legs are pinned against. You are right. You get you get further use against the wall. He's crushed your legs. Don't little boy. Too far to the ground. Good times crawling into the backseat of this Bronco Now coming after. Good way. That's not the direction of the court out. Where's Todd going? Jeez. Oh, God. I think Todd might have gone on the TV. There's gonna be a chase. There is one. That is a change. L a cartridge. Look at all the cars going by. There's so many cop cars. Yeah, obviously all can't see this, but we just turned on the TV. Andi there! There's time. Oh, he's waving out the window. They wanted a gun out the wind. They have a surprisingly tight shot through the window of a sees white Bronco. It's a really beautifully framed medium. Close up Todd's cinematography. Eso Skillet does say on the bottom corner, says Shot by Roger Deakins. So I guess this brothers guy school, it's like, Oh, they're cutting to a roadside shot. No going by. Wow, there's Todd Flipping the bird flipped off that camera and through a razor out dumping evidence is, Yeah, but that's not the way he wants to get rid of. Yes, So I wish everybody could sort of fall along to this because this is this is something else. We don't really know what's going on. We just know that Todd is in a white Bronco with shooting the moon. Yeah, Big Moon. There's this whole ugly that is the sexiest. But I've ever said he's How does the back way shooting a moon and also pissing little wiener backwards out his leg? It's like he's like, just peeing straight into the door. Oh my God! The headline on CNN now is man with tiny Penis peas backwards out. But he may be killed. O j It's pretty crazy. How small? The very the lead. Lately CNN, small Penis and all caps arrested a thought is barely recognizable. Yeah, this is bad. I don't know what to do. Guys, I wish we could, uh I wish we could help, but we did. We told Todd where we stand and we wow, are washing our hands of this. Killed his best friend. Oh, gee, I do too. That's really crazy, because O j has saved us our assets, but also so many. But, you know, But you got to think about the mental state Todd has been in this season. I mean, this guy has went from being on top of the world. Thinking is the best actor in the in the history of acting being like, literally shunned by an entire community replaced by Lin Manuel Miranda. But like made Lana, ma'am Well, man and and and honestly, he was hanging out with 15 year olds who who showed him how to skateboard. I mean, that's what I mean. There is a steer right. There is a straight up, perfectly drawn straight line from normal man to his first murder that you just see the progression and we've We've had it recording. See it to you in the middle of it. Yeah, I had no idea Todd was even sick. But now that I look back on it, so you know, I look back on the last clean. The last 35 episodes of this show has been sick the whole time, and I got a look at myself. This has happened to a lot of my friends when they've done something really crazy and let's be really scary, and I've gone did not see that and let me. All that's happened to all of us over again over the history of this show is a mystery. The history and that's what the show is, has a rich, rich history that is discussed. It reeks of history. It's at a it's your ripping in the morning after a long night of drinking Pistor. It's a piss story. That's what is listen. And it's a lot of that, you know, like we all. We've all been in that position where you get interviewed after one of your friends goes berserk, preserve and if reverse when the cameras turn on. What are you going to do? Of course you go. I didn't see it coming, because if you say yeah, I saw that he was capable. And what am I going to do? I'm trying to live my fucking life. You can't say that on camera. Everybody saw everything coming. It's obvious. Don't ever buy that lie. Oh, woe use that. Whose phone is that? Whose phone is that? Oh, here we go. Is that Sam Silver? Yeah. Oh, my God. It's TP No toilet paper is toilet paper. Yes, the man we wave our butts with its way owning up to your normal mike. Todd, get on the freeway. You're on surface streets. You're gonna get caught on surface streets. Better ways in ways, isn't it? We're stuck right here. You're in a neighborhood, like in a four way stop. Get on the freeway. He does a better way way in the first released through his phone. He's trying to figure it out. Yeah, well, he's trying to do. One of the funny voiceover is trying to have the rock give us direction. Don Johnson and Johnson. God, I miss I miss my job at and it's bigger. We don't have that line of communication. The Penis. They're really focusing in on the Penis in the coverage they cut to a story right now about it's called Living With a Micro Penis. This is unbelievable. It was a normal Todd, are you watching this in the car? How do you know what CNN is doing? How do you know what CNN is doing? Are you watching a car shoot? Where? Dio. What's inside? Tell us anything you would want or need or aquarium. Widescreen TV. Here. You can see there is an aquarium. Just hermit crabs. What's the upholstery like? Tacky, Sweaty got exhibit Teoh, I am not going to court. Yeah, I can tell you're going the wrong direction. They are. You're not going to jail. You're not going to court. I am not going to buy arraignment. I'm on the run, baby. Oh, Tie. I think that's a bad idea. What we talk about Before you left, we said you need to face the music here. Talked me out of it again. A c talk someone of his a c on the phone with the cops. He's on the phone with the guy that soldiers friends with crazy voice. Why is he talking to him when he's dealing with you there? Old buddies, They're just getting up. He's catching up with an old friend talking about O. J's Dad was speculating K or not. America, this is the DOJ killed because his dad was a punk thing. This is the wrong time for this conversation. But do you think that that guy has ridiculous voice? That's a great question. Is does some crazy? It sounds like. What is your deck? I SAB stop Ridiculous voice bribe around. Do I have to ruin for somebody? Oh, you go through. Don't go there, McDonald, And try to order in and out in you trying to surround you. But the line is too long. They can't get up. Teoh do animal style. It looks like the is that the cops are getting some. Teoh, stay back. Stay at least three cars back. The cops ordering with that person who's down the way in the driveway and Okay, fine. All right. You don't have that. Well, I will take It's out of the one of the only things that way. Don't have any of the okay I'll take a, um, time parfait them. You know what? We'll pull up with the horse. Mambo just pulled a muscle for windows. Absolutely. They see you anything. That is why I think give me three parfait is actually full time. That's too many calories and a flatfish. And, um, you know what is in and out in plays doing

he wasn't even in the building. You just ate debt. Left shirt. I thought I was eating that leftover shrimp. Oh, backward.

I got people on callbacks. Well, I'm leaving. Pretty. I found that you won't get a call back if you're just like I wanna meet up sometime. Whatever you gotta call and be like, Hi. I need you to call back immediately. There's an emergency, and you're the only person that can help call Darwin also. Ah, you get a quick call backward, people get that