Liar for Hire with Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia)

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one, Your Honor, Mr Jin Air. Just one time, can I? Please, Can I do kick it? Sustained. Oh, is staying for Mr Engineer. That's good. That was That was Sam. That's for you, though. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, no power overruling.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Teacher's Lounge. The first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. Of course I am. Howard, you can't hang your sign. Their Levis, your biology teacher. Ah, and ah, now basketball coach. Um,

you were getting your sign.

Ah, in the outside of the locker room. Yeah, it was that we had an away game. Ah. Ah. And I just wanted to hang a sign to make sure that my guys knew where the locker room waas.

So you were getting told you couldn't

ask? I was getting tell

like you were looking around campus. They would never been toe Los Angeles. You'll see these yellow signs around when there's a shoot happening. A film shoot the tougher where the parking and heroism confusing letters and letters on. And you were kind of trying that strategy. You're putting signs all over campus so your students wouldn't get lost.

I'll ever campus started at the bridge heading into the town that we're playing in. I put him up everywhere because I was scared. Some of the kids decided to self drive. I said, We're going on the bus, You don't need to do that And they said with

you all And I said, Yeah,

I'll say, It's That's a big comment on Sam's bus driving. Yeah, I don't know.

Nobody wants to ride on my blast.

I'm so happy, you

guys. There's nobody want

a ride on my bus.

I don't know. I mean, we

was because of the anger, because the

anger of this work, I think it's

because they just angry swear. I think it's saying that the angry swerve

everybody here has written in a car with their dad knows the awkwardness oven angry man driving a

car. Yeah, and I don't I don't let that awkwardness sit. I bring it to the surface. Before I talk about it, I scream about it. I've attached to megaphone, pointing backwards into the bus where I let everyone know my thoughts every 10 seconds. I give

you half day. It's tough. It's

kids. There's a car in the lane next to us and I mean in it.

I'm not a brace themselves. I said, Get

by the little window in the back. You're gonna have to kick it out. If I go to the

O Tip 10 seconds later, we're

on a budget and I don't know if I want to go

straight anymore. But see, the kids know and I'm trying t plan for them their own safety. And I don't know why they don't want to write on my bus.

Well, can I give you one suggestion? One. I say Look at the right in advance or print out the map because your relationship with ways is unhealthy and erratic. Uh,

yeah way. Well, it seems like he can.

You're referring to it as he which it's an app. It's not

Well, everybody knows I changed the voice to switch maker. Everybody knows I change. Divorced my wares to Schwarzenegger is that next works in. We're doing doing a gnarled Schwarzenegger impression. Yeah, it's one of their comedy choices, and I changed that to have a laugh. Turns out. This guy's confusing as all get out. I can't figure it out. So between me yelling into the megaphone Swartz and Impersonating yelling as Schwarzenegger,

I'm crazy between all those things. At the same time, it's not my fault.

I lose my mind, right? I got to hear my own voice, right? I gotta hear Nick's. Watson's voice.

We're fine As Schwarzenegger difficult

to create difficulty, difficult times difficult equals impossible. That's what my dad always

those air great T shirts that are selling like hotcakes

difficult equals impossible.

You refer to me,

you for me. But yes, but you have to realize the consequences of the choices that you've made,

which is we're getting a ton of self drives to the

Teoh inside and, you know, and you guys know, uh, I'm overexposing signs. I'm putting more more than need to be up.

It looked

like it was one long sign. Last there was each other.

It's it's It's 3008 and 1/2 by Elevens with just a single line across and then and then 11 with

This isn't paper These air this card, stock

card, stock, last or £25 card, stock

and They're causing a lot. A lot, A lot, A lot. A lot of driving blindness. They're very reflective. Yeah,

and I'm putting them. I'm putting them in places that are very visible for drivers. So on stop signs, like hanging from, uh, traffic lights on the backs of cars that say following me right on. And so it's a

lot just really confusing because you got cars driving all over town with an arrow that points left.

And and here's

the problem. I told these guys, You gotta wait till you see one of my guys and then wave him over and then have him follow you. But these guys are running their errands right? With my signs on the back of their car. It's a problem. And so I've just been told quite a few times in the last week. You can't put your sign there. Yeah, I

get to the game of the week. I followed one of those follow me cars to New Hampshire. Um, which is? Well, I was very far from Hamilton, and I was like, This guy's got to be lost. Everybody's got to follow me side. That's

a detour may be taking a long

detour. Yeah, I ended up at his great aunt's funeral. Uh, which I was not dressed for I basketball game. Right?

Uh, how do you go to basketball games? You go. Masters

goes a We all know Bill Russell, the player coach. I'll go dressed Player mascot on

scene The player mascot Before we've all seen Teen Wolf

for stealing 10 12. Player mascot Rodman did play a mascot for a couple of seasons.

A non contracting, right? They just

said he grew corn. He grew horns. And who's the bull and the rebounding champ?

Yes. Uh, so I went as I read his Dennis Rodman going his player mascot, which is what I go to the games as that people will cheer me now when I want to do a little dance, get down tonight. But so I met this gentleman who you hired to drive around with a sign on his car. His great aunt's funeral. Yeah, I am getting booed for what is a I was say, looking back. Non specific eulogy. Rare

for a funeral audience to booth. Oh, rare. Usually usually that sec. Two sports spectator events, if you will. Usually pretty demure. You're not a not a rousing boo.

If I didn't know it was rare. I found out when the Guinness van screech quickest and loudest funeral boo. They brought the two records. Ferguson louder

way brought in the decibel meter.

Yeah. Wow. Last one was obviously me trying to stand at John McCain's funeral. George Bush. The first stood out of his wheelchair and everyone applauded him. And then I tried to stand here. Booed

May was about I thought it's Bob Dole. Bob toasted. That was Bob Hope it said,

Well, everybody forgot after times because it was panda,

but it was it was pinned about.

You were booed, you rotten tomatoes, someone wielding the guillotine and said, Yeah, yeah, yeah, There's mob mentality.

Luckily, I do have what doctors call chicken neck. So the key A team ended up actually not fitting my neck. It was too wide, and I slipped right out.

Why? Wow. But you did

still run around like a chicken with your head. Go up because you're so traumatized by the, uh so imagine

me at George Bush. The first funeral. Okay? I was wrong. It was Bush. Okay. Dole stood was Bush tub.

Bush is dead. Now

that has happened

while spoiler alert. I'm gonna have some memory issues today,

OK? I don't know what's been

going on. I've been getting a lot of Instagram ads for back pain on, and I think I'm buying some bad back stuff. That is not really good for me. And I'm just getting some head trauma. Well,

I saw you about the back Spike. That was you. It was a little steep. It looked like when you're laying on top of it, it looked like it was a little more reflection in your back.

It's a 180 degree horizontal angle that I'm at, uh, with the spike grown right into it, a bit of back pain, which, honestly, I was hosed. I could make a bit of male affiliates,

the banks, but you were really in house because you overpaid. They charge you as it was, some newfound thing we went to Home Depot's a nine inch carpenter.

It's exactly what it is. I saw the people of back Spike people find the next day I was ripped off kind of thing that electrocute you. If you're not sitting upright,

you what you got a little too much lay down and electrocuted you,

I think ill treatment of the man thing. I think that this technology is just not meant for a man of my age and body.

What? I've seen

this thing. It looks like ah, wall socket outlet they would have in your house. And you put a little thing on your back. That is metal prongs. And if you lay down on it, it shoots you out of the wall shoots.

So I think that probably call again. We have the back

spike where the back spike. And then, of course, there's the electrocute er based for it

doesn't mention. In fact, I'm not convinced it was invented for the back. I'm not sure you got You didn't get an ad for a house and give us back. You just

got an ad for carpentry Electrician's.

Okay, well, then why am I sleeping on the shed? I got the shed. Um, but I mean tired. By the way, Todd Padre theater.

Sam. Weatherman Drivers add leadership, all kinds of good standards. Uh,

of course, we do have to mention way. Barely talked about it last week. Our friend Bill crave e is on the road, and we missed the hell out of him. Yeah, he's trying to sell the beef paper. Um,

emphases on, try he at me a telegram. And I think that and no. Okay, there. Paper, paper guy showed up, very eighties. Shut up. You said you gotta tell me what you just said. Tell them

like it was 80. So he was, like, a little late for the

thing that it was very 80 s. He was weight. But anybody's a Devin. And then he read it in. He said, Beef, diaper move. Stop, Stop. That

was diaper move. We've been

trying to decode for the whole week.

Anybody up there? Puzzle solver. If Dan Brown listens to this, we're looking to figure out what beef diaper moved way.

Don't know if it's saying that the beef diaper is moving, as if selling very well. We don't know if it means it doesn't stay where you put

it. In a move which I remove

its that that's bad news.

I know

it might be a nuke pitch for a product where it's embracing that embraces the smooth.

I've also heard

word that it could be about creating a dance around

the beast fell right. Smooth theory, of course, is that while he was reciting the telegram, he was in somebody's way. Beef diapers and we just move.

Have any just kind of forgot what he was doing, like building

a freaked out, yelled at the way. Missed our friend. I think the big update before that was, of course, he couldn't get beef diaper dot com. So his diaper beef, which, uh, which

was a website, that he had to pay them to take down dollars. Of course, we know a diaper. Beef

means it was poop shops. So

now there's a big trend of people disappointed when they're looking for diaper beefs

on, they end

up finding the beef diaper. And so there's been a big, a bit of a backlash from the diaper. Be

fast pills on

the road. We all said this is a great idea. He's an entrepreneur. He's going to figure this out, but he is quickly being with either problem after problems or the telegram. Was

it just be right if

we could get actually get him on the line. I mean, we've all this. We tried his phone. I'm sure it's either been disconnected or he lost it because it's going straight to voicemail.

Maybe he'll send a carrier pigeon or some other old type of communique, and we can check in with him via

that would be great at

Hamilton. Um, I hate to say it, but things you hate to leave somewhere and for the school to be working better, but the basketball teams on, too, and I'll

say we buried the lead. Uh, since my players started self driving, we have actually won a game, which is which is a brand new thing for this school. Bill obviously never had a successful basketball game. I've done very little in terms of sort of imparting knowledge or wisdom, but I did, of course, locked a team in a gym with a webcam and let them sort of figure out how to play basketball in their own last week. Ah, and it worked out because we played the worst team in the league. Ah, this week and we squeaked out a win by four points. Um,

I think week doubt because there was some controversy over the last 30 seconds of the game.

Well, uh yeah, there was Ah lot of people said that my team was was

hair joke,

her drill all over the

bowl. Yeah. Three kids. Kids don't reflect the other way potential over the ball,

kid. A kid was shoot a free throw, and somehow ball got stuck to his

hands somehow. Does a super

job. Yes. Okay. It was a looked like a clean ball to me. Uh, ball got stuck his hands couldn't shoot his free throw, squeak to the and then

lose it in the river. Little money so you could get away so you could put a little deal

in the bowl. And then after the free throw, the ref was like ball. And the kid was trying to throw the ball, and it looked like he was doing like a too slow kind of hot. Not gonna throw it

in the refugee.

Better call. A technical not given about baby. She

and

technical foul kicked him out. Hold him in contempt of basketball. Kids can. Drew.

Kid took Balto locker room a locker room. Uh, no ball game over.

Came over big for so the hair gel incident. Four point win, But also a little bit of some confusion, especially with the new um, the new you know, Ball Manager Scott. Calm being on there. A lot of people are thinking We think we know where this hair gel came from.

And I'm telling you, con is clean. Conscience is clean.

Khan is clean. Is not. He is not what the papers or say is not a hair gel

bandit. It's not. It is not a big supply. He

does not go to stores, load up his hair with hair gel and walk out like he didn't need to buy anything.

That he doesn't wake up in the morning, go down a slide headfirst only made of hair gel, and then walk right into work.

All right, so it's what we can put those rumors to bad. All we know is the team has won two games. He's hardly thinking over, and I'm eating my words because I obviously bet aggressively.

You kind of got a little Pete Rose action. You bet against the own team.

I did. Yeah, well, I got around to you and I also slid cleats first and

the reference of a rift. A lot of you

are saying, Hey, Todd, don't wear cleats in the basketball gym. It'll ruin the ruined the lacquer on the

floor that was cleaned complete first, but scuffing up the hard way. They're

soccer cleats that got metal on the bottom. And I'm telling them it's not about what you need on the court. I can't be upright anymore. Without athletes on, I mean something. Digging into the ground, you could give me hiking boots. I cannot get any traction these days. So, uh, what cleans up into a ref Pete Rose style and have a bit of a drinking problem

that's neither here nor there. We're not talking about that in 20

20. Well, congratulations, Howard. I think we all wanted to see you get a win.

Yeah, I say

one thing, Howard that has had me a little nervous for I want to say the past eight or nine

episodes. Oh, wow. Yeah. Hold on to this one through

every day you start with a little nickname, huh? That's given to you, not from you. And it's your whole personality for the week. Uh, I'm a little worried that you're a bit in the wind. Well, what if you picture own nickname Howard? Yeah. What about next week? Who do you want to be rather than who other people tell you You can't be?

Now that's an interesting approach.

I liked your cadence of that lesson.

Yeah, that's an interesting approach. Uh, and

I would

love Teoh, not be at the whim of the people around me, but, I mean, we're human beings. What happens to us is what defines us. You know, we have way have no control over that kind of stuff. And I can't I can't just refuse these nicknames. You know, if I

can see you have

to take them on and make them your new name.

But But isn't it better to own it and accept it and not let it have power over you? Then it is Teoh to

try to fight against it. If that was

the case, I wouldn't be legally allowed to drive. President M. V said you're done.

You tell the D. M. You go up to Devi like Sam did and said, Can

I just get that picture you took a real quick. Yeah, And, uh, how do you laminate this? Oh, let me get the license background. It's for an art project and they give it Teoh made 10,000 fake

ID's. You tell the kids it's only for driving. Yes, you make sure that they're They're

all 2020 in it. They're underage. And I'm underage when I drive because I'm going to be safe. I don't want kids breaking into my desk. It's full of 10,000 fake I. D. S. And take one of these ideas and go and do anything. You're responsible. It's right. So I make him all under 20. And now when I drive without my license, wink with my license, I have to put on young hair. I have to put on young hair. I wear Jenko owes. It's a whole thing. Yeah,

Yeah. I mean, that's what kid that does. That is what a kid looks like. Uh, your but not maybe. You know, maybe next week I will try Teoh. I'll take this week for myself. Good. And I'll think about it. And I'll see how I'm feeling next week. And

I'm going to take this weekend. I'm not good. I'm gonna try to

do nothing that makes someone else give me an ignition question. Can I have you ask yourself a question? I love that

I want you to close your eyes, OK? I want to look at your own

self, Okay? And I want you to say, who am I? All right. What's your name? Who and

what do you see when you close

your eyes? Okay. I'll try to

To me or to

yourself. No, I'll do what

you look at yourself inside. Shut up. You

go first.

Here we go. Your first pleaded. Please,

please. But here, let's get going. So

who am I? It seems like came out was Please, It seems

like he looked down, maybe, but didn't close your eyes. Is that, um I right about that?

That is. I think it is kind of first thing I saw. All right, here we go, guys. Or close. I can't even look at me again. Who

you are not what you're

wearing. Okay, here we go. Here we go. This is good thing. This

is really good. Building up a lie. All right, area. Okay, First that comes through my underweight underway. Underweight

wear shoes are underweight. Brain. You're looking down again, wearing under armour underway

and shoes for people who are big bone you wear underneath their self esteem. Yeah, Yeah, there's self esteem. Well, that's another. That's another. Uh, that's the undershorts I wear. So for Steve ourselves, teamers.

Rico. Free. Yeah. Yourself. A steaming good.

By the way, What? We are brought to you today by underweight and self esteem. Um, if you Are you underweight? Do you have self esteem? Great. That's the product. Uh, look, Howard, I want to check in next week cause you knew this assignment. Yeah, poorly. Uh,

you know, I threw it right out

of practice. I'm gonna practice it, and we'll do it again next week. And it'll be Well, maybe we'll do it again next week.

If we remember. I'll remember. Okay. Speaking sounds like a threat. All remember, speaking of self esteem, self confidence, things are moving. I think they're going very well with my new girlfriend. Um, I have, uh obviously things were going swimmingly with her husband's corpse

is gonna say he's still above ground.

Yes. Your new girlfriend is a woman who has ah, deceased as measures. A widow who technically isn't marrying that

puppet. That's right. And

so it right. What we've had to kind of

do to make this go forward is find a way for him to fall in love with someone else so she can figure out how to say goodbye. Um um, So, uh, you know, we put him on the APS. We got him out there. Of course. And a

nap. What happened to you? Put a dead body on?

What do you put a dead body? I, um

I mean, just the normal ones. You Can you come out alive? E put one

alive. Um, uh, it added stuff. Tell anyone this, but we have one of the life span. First question alive is obviously Are you alive? That's why about that.

But you e file you just out of all the classic dating photos you be draped them over a sleeping tiger took him to the Santa Monica Pier,

periods with the baby and one of his kids in a dog

trying to jam a big cotton candy into his mouth. And one of them's

right. Yeah, he's got fun with me, Jim. Self friend Jim Selfie were just himself way. I'll tell you this The gym selfies were tough for streaming is a little I'm framing is a little off and his body is just not what you want it to be for himself? I mean, he still decompose mint. That's well, I will

say rock hard. She's in full rigor mortis. I mean, this guy's I don't know if their muscles but his arms or solid.

Yes, that's muscles. That's what we told the dates. And, um, you know, he's been We

create a great personality forum.

We create a little system. She does the voice I do the puppet ing.

So he's met some people on alive people in alive. Wow, that's really cool. And, Senator, double dating

way. We've got a double dates and you know, my look with the absence Not always great. I think we've gotten dead fished a few times. Uh, where will be halfway through date? We realize this is two corpses today with another.

Have you thought, though, Todd, that every day you go on your dead fishing someone else?

It's different for us is in the name of true love. And if someone else falls in love with

him Great. Well, that's the thing. I mean, you can be a catfish. No, I don't want to get calf. Exactly right. Thank you,

Sam. I mean, it's obvious, Howard the

same way you are. You can cheat, but your partner can't cheat on you.

What's what the Internets for? It's the veil of anonymity. You can say whatever you want. You can be whoever you want. You can participate in whatever subculture you want and never have to show up. That's absolutely right. You could be a liar for hire.

Um, and who's better liar than an acting teacher? May So. But this is great news. We did get him on a great day. He's now going on a 58 turn it with Lisa Leslie on and we are hoping to close the deal.

That's E. I hope that day. Wow. Slam dunk.

Okay, A lot of basketball today. Spoiler alert. Okay, well, who knows what we'll talk about later, But, um, you know, I'm hoping to He's got to third base with Lisa Leslie, and I'm hoping that we can kind of start to separate ourselves and finally make this relationship about her and I

That's that's amazing. It's on you. Yeah, I really hope this is a healthy relationship for you. Time so far. This That's awesome.

I would take issue with who had pat assessment

But don't you still hope that way? Seeing Todd

wringer? Yeah,

get run through the

and I really would like this

Ever dated the woman that worked at the Laundromat?

Yes. We've seen you get dry cleaned, which is painful because it's hot and there's no liquid,

There's no liquids. And it wasn't one of those great chemical free ones that chemical having it was chemical. They

had to hang you by your hair on. They couldn't find the shirt they were looking for, so they just kept their thumb on the button. You're flying. You're flying around.

My person who owned me lost their number on it, so I was there for a year. For the dry cleaner. I am. I am looking so forward to just being happy and settled and dependent on this one woman for my joy. I think it's gonna be great. I'm gonna bring her around my ex wife's house. My daughter. Uh,

would you do that? You know, just to let him know, share your life with a pair of my life

was amount. If you're happy, you want people to know you're happy? Absolutely. Because they worry about you. I mean, God, Screeches the whole for I mean, Mark. No, they don't answer. I'm just, you know, they high. The last time I talked to your ex wife, she was like, Had they picked him up yet? But

you hearing referring

to the cops.

This is really vulnerability in Todd's voice. I have never heard this

amount of people over alleged justice.

He didn't say. You didn't

say where before his cure. Special stories are

so vulnerable, you can't even speak.

You saw her.

I see. I saw your

wife last moment. We're, um I guess your hair still, Um, you're

just a smelly Well, no. I don't think her hair was smelly. She? No, she, uh is the reason you

talked that talk about. She's changed.

If she met somebody, I was washing her hair.

I don't know. She she, uh she had just come from ah, Burger King. And so she's death.

Well, you say also one thing that is curious.

Do you want me to go? Continue to tell you what what we talked about?

I'd like to hear

Well, she said she walks into my office. She came by the school

bythe Did you hear that matchup will always made. Mm.

She came by my office with a fresh bag of burger shape. Yeah, she said T,

by the way, no such thing as a fresh

Shia. Well, she asked me. She asked me, Is there any possible way that I saw Todd of Burger King? And I said, Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I said, Yeah, there's that. You definitely did. You some behind a counter gave you this

video. What your way. Just told Todd You gotta persist about you work at Burger. It's Can you work at Burger?

Why would I lie about it? There's no because you're in a theater teacher. Heavy to do double shifts at a Burger King.

You work a hit? The school early six.

I've made some bad investments throughout my life. I've got alimony. So it would make sense that you would think that I would work in a very

wait a second. I do. What? Did you come down with? Alimony.

I didn't tell you

us? No, I didn't have our money.

You were diagnosed? Yeah, The divorce judge. Would you

found guilty? They also told you came down with alittle. Well,

this was later. I went in for a second opinion, and they said not only go to be of alimony, and so I went to see a doctor, and it's pretty

advanced. Really? Yeah, it's pretty. Advances

me behind what? You owe back alimony.

That's something about my back. I didn't understand the diagnosis exactly, but yeah. Um, well, whatever it is, I do have alimony. But I wouldn't. I have great insurance through the school have been kicked off the insurance for arguments. Uh, so I don't need another job. Burger King

a real day. Get me there.

Thanks a lot. So I stand

by you, I think getting kicked off health insurance

fraud. You didn't say so. So, like you. Are you so

much that you're definitely a health?

Risk your heart? That's why. Sure was argument. I I've been in an argument for 30 years. I cannot stop. Here

is the problem. It's with myself. Yeah, And

how can I be wrong?

I don't know, but the doctor said that your arguments cause you have to have an irregular heartbeat.

And this vein

he's pointing to his forehead. Uh,

you feel now that it's

come out the other end here at the back of his head. Booth is a Mohawk.

Well, it's a little bigger than it is in the

short of eighties punk. Mohawk told

like tennis right now about losing my insurance.

I mean, the way to prove them wrong just to have an argument with them about it.

Well, my thing with arguments is, if I could just win it. If I could just win who I'm yelling at, they'll finally treat me the way I want to be. Treat.

Have you ever convinced anybody that you were right in there are wrong? No. Have you ever been convinced? No. I think it might be futile. Uh, well, I don't know. I can't follow up on that, but futile. Basically.

You are. Sorry. I was just gonna say it,

President. Glad you man's playing it to us. How? I was gonna say I sit through this. I need a break. Okay.

Yeah. Let's take a sacrificial

explain to me how to use my Penis, Howard. But I did catch

Howard mansplaining how to use a pianist in this group of women.

You gotta quit my man. I was just checking to see if I get it right. Yeah, you're fishing for the truth and I usually beat Yeah, I thought I knew.

And I was just like, running it by him.

It comes off his mansplaining when you go up to a group of women said, But you don't know how you out of a man's Penis. I remember. Start telling him. I mean, just stop

it. Especially when the

response was a unison. We don't care e fault after the P Brax.

My bad. All right, shall Thanks so much for sticking it out through the break. We appreciate it as always. Ah, you know, we're

excited. Ah, about our guest today because most of the time these guests, they're coming in here from the school. They're coming in here. They know us. They know what's going on. But we have a look into the future. A little bit. Ah, you all know, um ah, Margaret Kankowski. She's ah, a junior here at the school. And we are lucky enough to have Margarets brother Lukowski in here to tell in a little bit about the school. How's it going? Look,

really

it's good. It's really cool. It's really cool to be here. This place is way bigger than my school

for sure. That's right. Of course you go, Teoh Hamilton Middle. Which is? Ah, just a few. Ah, a few yards down the road.

That's right. Both the schools in town are named Hamilton after Alexander, of course.

Yes. Yeah, Yeah. Uh, we're really glad to have you here.

How old are you?

Me? I am about to be bar mitzvahed.

Okay. 12. 12. Uh, congratulations. Krukowski. Yeah, about three bar mitzvah on a Zafar a zoo. What kind of movies do you watch? What Got a language Can I use around you? Do you go r rated here? We give you 13.

I'm cool. Whatever sigh cool for high school is what I'm doing. Today s So I'm trying to figure it out and trying to, you know, fit in and and, you know, this is who I'm going to be in a couple of years.

So you came in with a big clothing choice? Yeah. Big Jim goes on oversize Beanie and a backpack with a ton of patches on it.

That's right. Yeah. I got to show off what I think is cool. And I have only 20 patches that air hamburgers. I'll have a hamburger they're all different

hamburgers. Hey, who doesn't love a

half? I love

a burger for a hamburger. So looking at these, I see Ah, let's see. This one's got tomatoes on it. And what's going on with this one? Well done. Yeah, all right, that's 2 18 MAWR. Let's see,

there's this one's got the works. It's got everything you could ever put him

in a way that you could ever put on.

Yeah,

there's one

with the letter by ice cream on the dang thing.

That's right. Yeah, there's the one with lettuce wrap here. Obviously, that's Ah, your key toe friendly or your low carb Atkins diet burger.

And then there's like a double a triple. There's a quadruple their form with five Patties. Six Patties.

There is a slider

as well, but you almost can't tell. It doesn't It's They're all small, so you can tell it's a slider size. But it says slider. Yeah,

well, look, I got to say it looks like you ran out of burger ideas around seven. And then you went double triple quadruple five by 56 We go up to a 13 by 13 on that, it's all right. Hey, you're 12 title

ripping this kid of fire in here for his career choices. Cool. That's awesome.

I think it's just, you know, if you get a build your identity on something, you know, do it right. What

are you doing?

Trying to big league this kid down. Welcome to the real

world. Look, this is high school. You're about three. Barb. It's what you're about to be a man.

I started where? All this stuff to try to be somebody that could fit in here and it's really backfiring. Almost a me.

No, no, no. I'm preparing you for the harsh World High School. It's going to be like this right away.

OK, you're OK. Look Okay,

Let ground yourself center yourself. Deep breath. Here we go.

Look, you know what you're doing. Even blew off Howard on that a little bit. You wish. OK? Why would I do that? Yeah, that's exactly what we do here in Hamilton.

Okay, cool. Hey, that's awesome. I feel better. Um

good. No, you're skateboarding, and that's pretty cool.

Yeah, I built that myself. You see the lightning bolt on the bottom? I painted that. There.

You do. What?

Did Yeah, I went to swap meet, and I bought all the parts. And then I put it all together myself.

That's a lot of engineering. And how would you say quality was You ended up doing that build.

It's fine. He goes. I mean, it hasn't broke. So we're here. I

did here on your way in that It kind of had this, uh, i'll say metal on metal start a sound of just, like, sort of like, Yeah. What it sounds like if your car is riding on just rims.

Yeah. Before, uh, yes. You can hear me. Come in. It's very cool. I don't mind it, you know, Like that just happened.

You're pushing pretty hard.

Yeah. Smooth. Right, Right. I mean, I got it helps my calves. So it's okay. Maybe I could join the sports team here. You know, I got big, big calves. Well, and what do you need cabs

for? Maybe a track and field. Probably long jump, jump, jump.

I got to say, Look, I mean, he's being modest. Let's dio through a little shit sandwich eggs. That's a little rude about the patches. These calves are to die for thes air, fantastic halves for a 12 year old.

I mean, it's all my skateboard.

So whatever. You too And I want to be on that workout.

I could build you that bored. I just go down to the swap meet with my mom this Sunday, and I could bring you back some stuff.

You got some skating history? More of a a razor scooter guy ever

built one of those before.

You got to try it. The razor gang is cooler than skateboard. A lot of people are saying

what happens in high school. They're cool. Todd, you don't need to be cooler than this kid. Yeah, I mean,

I am, but I'm not trying that natural Look, are you thinking is are you here cause you're thinking of different high schools around town?

Are you touring them

like a college?

Yeah. Yeah. I definitely was checking this one out because, you know, my sister does go here and yeah, it is like, right next door to my middle school. So be really, really easy for me to go here.

We want you here. What do we got to do to get you here? What's what are your selling points you're looking for?

Um Well, I'm definitely looking for somewhere where I can be, like, really cool, cause right now, in middle, I'm not, You know, I don't wanna admit it, but it's like I'm here to reinvent myself in high school. What makes cool here, Hamilton High.

Who? You met the right guys. I'll tell you this. I've reinvented myself more times than I have fingers. Um, and so what? Can't count off seven fingers detail about times,

So that's getting seven years.

But look, I mean, I mean, you got what? You ever hamburgers. You got these amazing calves. I can't get morning

skate. Morning. It's still tool for who do you

hang out with? The middle school? Whose? Your crowd. Why are you not

well? Actually, I don't have any like friends in my greater my class. But I have. This guy's my neighbor. His name is Bryce. He suck a big dude. Some states, I kind of weird. He's, like, 30 but we like, hang out and it's cool. We, like, do a vlog together and we watch, like, TV and just hang out with Bryce. You know, he's he's cool

and he's 30.

Yeah,

And you have a vlog with it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do A vlog. What's

arrest brace?

Don't call in

just a few braces in town. Hey, is the one that cannot leave his home, okay?

And they put that sign on his roof. It says house arrest.

So you do the vlog from his place? Yeah. Yeah, well, it's got I mean, everybody deserves a second chance. Um, wait, what you talking about?