Sometimes in life we get a little lost. Need a little advice. Well, if that happens to you, Just go see a therapist. But if it happens on the road near exit 42, you might wanna try this visitor's center.

Excuse me. Hi.

Sorry. Hi. How you doing? Welcome to the visitor center.

Oh, for sure. Thanks so much. Just a quick question. I missed I I realized I missed an exit. A like a few miles back just came way too far. I think I'm, like, 10 miles beyond. I'm looking to get to it's a it's a landmark. It's like it's called, like, biggest rock. Or something like that. It's, like, 1 of those, like like, world's biggest rock things, but it's just

on the internet

that's biggest rock. Yeah. Is that Is it do I have to turn around and go back? Or is there a way that I can get there -- Yes. -- through

here? Well, there are there are 2 ways. There's unfortunately, you do have to go 3 miles more on the freeway, exit, take the overpass and go back the other direction, and

then you're

gonna see it on your right there's this thing called biggest rock -- Right. -- and you just pull off there. And that's the way that you can go on the road.

Wait. So it's awesome. Offer. Yeah. I'm sorry. Is is the biggest rock, the rock that you can see from the freeway? No. Oh, because there's a pretty big rock right off the freeway. Near that biggest rock exit. So that wasn't biggest rock. It's actually a different rock. That's second

biggest rock. Can I level with you? Sure. That is the biggest rock. But there isn't really a road that gets to it. So we just

found

a bigger rock that's sort of on its own, and it's so big that it's sort of like a mountain. You know what I mean? Yeah. So we found more of a boulder and we call not we, but the powers of b called that biggest rock. Oh. So if you wanna go to the biggest rock, what you do is drive to biggest rock and then get out and walk, and then you walk over to Little Mountain.

Okay. So Little Mountain is actually biggest rock. It's

the biggest rock in the area. The biggest rock is a small boulder. Little mountain is a bigger piece of rock, but it is not biggest rock. Are you understanding? Yeah. No. No. No. I

get it. So just let me

secondary strength. Called Little Mountain. I was just saying that's what it is.

Okay. So let me get the directions straight again. I get back on the freeway. Go go. Couple miles. 3 miles further. Going. Yeah. So and then I turn around,

go back at 46. Exit at

40

i'll get to exit 46. Take exit 46 -- Yes. -- over the over the overpass, get back on the freeway, go until I see biggest rock, but biggest rock is actually Little Mountain, so I should take the biggest rock, exit.

Yeah. What depends what you want? Are are we still I'm a biggest driver you talk about Little Mountain?

Well, I'm just worried about parking now. Do I need to park at Little Mountain or or is there

there's no parking unfortunately. There's no sanction

parking.

You're just gonna have to park behind the rock and hope that nobody drives by a cop or

oh, okay. So it's just it's just kind of a free for

all.

Okay. Well, if you want

to, you can hide behind bulbous cactus. I mean, if you wanna park your car behind bulbous cactus, that actually is the biggest cactus in the area.

Okay. And it's big enough to conceal my car? Yes. I have a pretty big car. I have a fiat.

Oh, yeah. It should say to that.

Okay. Okay.

Then

yeah. That's Fiance are small. Right? They're very small?

You

think?

Yeah. It's huge to me. Okay. Wait. Thanks for coming in today. It's No. Thank you so much. Talk to you. Yeah. I'm gonna get back out of your way, 3 miles up, take the overpass around, get off at biggest rock park behind bulbous cactus, and I can walk to either Little Mountain or Biggest Rock. Okay. Cool. Thank you so much. I really appreciate yourself. What's your name again? My

name is Connie.

Oh. No.

My name is Arnie. Why would you call me porky? Just read the name tag. Why don't you call me

porky?

Badi badi badi badi. That's all folks. Okay?

Thank you so much. Do you have, like, a few rooms. Thank you. I'm very sorry. I don't I really

enjoy the

way out. I'm sorry.

I don't look like a pig. Is that I hope what you said?

I I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, sir.

It's okay. I'm gonna I'm

gonna be down my way. Rock. Sir. I will for sure. Thank you for the big the bulbous cactus rack. I appreciate that.

No problem. Have a great afternoon.

Hi. Yes. Hey. Oh, hi there. Hi. I'm looking for the t ninetiest shed.

Sorry. Say that again.

The t niniest shed?

Oh, the t niniest shed. Yes.

Yeah. The t niniest is supposed to be the smallest shed in the area?

Yes. Yeah. Well, yes, it is. If I gone too far, No. You're actually almost there. That's up at exit 47. So you're just

gonna keep

going 4 more miles ish. Okay. Then you hop off at eggs at 47 and take a right. And the teniniest shed is just about another mile off into the I don't know what you would call it. I guess, the brush, the dirt. Oh, it's about a mile sort of inland. Yeah. It's a dirt road. I don't think you need to to this to the tonight

is it brush or dirt? You

know, I have Would you what would you go out? It depends on the season. It's definitely dirt. But typically, there is some brush in the spring. Okay. So take or bake, take eggs at 47, go

about 3 miles off into the dirt.

Can I just say, sir, you have a beautiful smile thing? Are you for showing me things? Well, I have been smiling this whole

time for you. Just to show that I'm pleasant. You're famous.

I appreciate talking about

well, I like to show I just had my bottom row whitened.

So I

like to show both roads. Mhmm.

Yeah. The oh, the bottom row is very white.

I do. They said, do you wanna get them straightened or whitened? And I said, whitened. Of course. So they are crooked but they are straight. Right. So the t nineties shit

can I ask what brought you out to the t nineties shit?

Well, you know, I have a shed, and it's a normal size. I keep my scag in there. Are you familiar with a skag? I'm not. Tell me about a skag. It's a joystick lawn mower. You can cut about 6 yards a day. It's an awesome mower.

Wow. It sounds beautiful. It is. It takes for smiling back at me with your smile. Well, it's nice to share our smiles.

I can see my smile in yours.

Yeah. I just got the second part of my whitening done. I got the left half done, and I just got the right half finished. Wow. And both rose crooked. That's right. That is step 4. Okay.

Step

3 is getting them turned around. Most my teeth are backwards.

Oh, wow. I see that now. It's not a huge difference, but they're flatter back there. That's right. I see.

I can actually say you are going to love the tenanias yet. It's about a 5 minute trip. You go out there, you see how small it is, you open it. There's 1 shovel, and then you go, well, I get it. It's really fun.

Well, thank you so much, mister Pig.

Can I

ask I'm gonna get a Can I ask? Because this has been so pleasant. Yeah. How do you call me mister Big?

Because

i'm not sure. Name at all. I thought I got your name at the beginning, and I thought it was miss your pig. I'm not always Say on

the name tag.

Oh, what does it say?

Donny. I'm Name's Donny.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Josh.

That's okay. Honestly, I get it all the

time.

Alright. Well, I'm gonna get going.

I won't Can I get your name? This was such a pleasant interaction.

Yes. Please. Thank

you, please. Like John, Yes. Beautiful.

Yes. Just

like John.

Well, we're here all day. If you want anything else after after the 5 minute trip to the 10 90 shed, let us know. Okay. I will. Thanks. Thank

you. You're welcome.

Gonna clean up my little station here. Let's get messy with all these visitors.

Hi, am I interrupting? Oh, I was just cleaning my station. Hi. What can

we help you with at the visitor center?

Hi. I'd like my money back. I went to the Wentest lake and it wasn't winter than another lake I've been

and I

would like my I would like my 45 dollars back from the gentleman I gave 45 dollars to at the Wentest Lake. Okay.

Well, we're the visitor center, so

i'm not sure I have that money for you. So the problem was it wasn't went? It wasn't wet at all. It or it wasn't as wet as the lake

that in my hometown

did you get in? Can I ask, did you test out the wetness? Did you actually put your body in?

Well, I'd like you to use your powers of observation, look me up and down and and tell me if it looks like I got into the way.

Well, you look soaked to me, so I'm not sure I understand the complaint.

Okay. So, I am soaked from sweat because I am angry and upset and got into a bit of an argument with the gentleman I gave 45 dollars European to. To go into the Wentist Lake.

Okay. Okay. Well, I really apologize. Were you sent to the Wentist Lake from the visitor center here, usually we don't do that. I really apologize.

Really? It was I don't it wasn't this visitor center. I was you I don't know if you remember me. I

came in before a dryer and Maybe that's why I don't recognize you. You are sopping wet.

Well, you gave me yes. I am. And I look different wet. Don't I? Like it's

like a doll. I don't

know. Yes.

In my words, but you sent me you sent me the wrong way to the to little mountain and I ended up at went to lake and the guy said it's 45 dollars European and I said, okay.

Wow. Well, I must apologize, sir. I'm so sorry. We really aim to please here at the visitor center. Now, I don't have any cash that I can give you, but I can give you a voucher if you would like.

Yes. It's

sold. Okay. Great. Well, here's a voucher for deepest old. And if you go give them this voucher, you will be able to get in for free

instead of

the typical 20 dollars.

And free. And you're not pulling the wool over my eyes because I've been to 3 olds in my life each deeper than the other and so I wanna make sure that this whole oh 0, sorry, I misspoke. That this hole will be deeper than the other

threads. I understood, of course. Of course.

Well, I don't know

how how deep the holes you have been to are But this is our deepest hole in the county. Okay.

I would love to see it for free. Thank you. This

is babe. You're welcome.

1 of my driest experiences of the day. I

really appreciate

it, babe. Excuse me? I said I really appreciate it. Can

i and and you

probably just mean babe like lady or woman or something like that? But I've been getting called pig names all day long. And I'm wondering if that's what you meant, that I'm like babe the pig. That'll do, etcetera.

I thought the last time I was in here on the way out. You said, by the way, my name is babe, like the pig. Is that not an interaction

you're gonna have? No. My name is Donnie.

Oh, hi, Connie. Sonny.

Yeah. So No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Who's there? Feed delivery. Feed delivery.

Feed

i'm sorry. Is this a joke or is this really happening? Sir, do you really have to deliver feed? Yes. I'm here with a feed delivery. Okay. From a tractor supply store? Yes. Unfortunately, you're at the wrong spot. We are an off highway visitor center.

Not a supply But I heard the world's biggest pig was here?

You

know, I'm not sure where you heard that. I don't obviously take that to mean anything about me. My name is Dodd and hello. I'm I'm almost positive. This is where

the world's biggest pig used to be. People won't pull over here.

Maybe used to be, but not in some years. This has been a visitor center that I have been solely working at for the last 5 years it must not have been here. I don't know what So so did you

she seems to have lost this pig.

Uh-oh, Donny. Donny, you're getting Donny is getting pretty riled up right

now. No. No. No. I just that's something else. Because I have the phone in my pocket and it won't stop bugging me be bugging me. Oh, but me miss. Silent. Miss. Excuse me, miss. There you are. No. No? I don't know you. I don't know.

Had you get out of European.

Miss, I am a human that works This Donny's made ups rubbing off. I see a smell. No, sir. I am a human being who walks on 2 legs. Okay. And I will not

take this. This is an I deliver a lot of feed, and you have the gate of a pig standing upright.

Okay, sir. I'm also an expert.

All day long, please. I don't need this from you. Nerves from arguing. Okay. Well,

listen, I apologize. If you want to go to the deepest hole, you can. It's not the deepest hole in the country, but it is the deepest hole in the county we did accidentally put ATR in there, and so people get it

donny, what is your story? You're obviously the world's biggest pig And you started a welcome center trying to distract people to go to other places that were small or big or and

you just need to own it. And by the way, I do wanna hear Donny's story. And while we're doing stories here, I wanna hear this guys who just heard there was a big pig here and so he rolled in with feed. Listen.

We're not free

either yet, sir.

Listen. No. You know

what? He's right. He's right. He's right. Based on what he knew, this was a hot lead for him. Okay?

I'm a Listen. I can explain my story very quickly. Oh, I keep my ear to the ground for big pigs that need feed, and I assume they have an owner queue this woman saying Suey, who's probably gonna pay me. So I'm a freelance feed guy. Alright? Well, I'll

say this. This is frustrating because I thought my act was working. As everybody can tell now, let me rub off my makeup. I'm a pig. You The biggest pig in the county. That's why I won at the fair, but I was tired of the fan fair. I was tired of the blue ribbon poked directly into my skin. I wanted a human job, so I got a job at a kiosk on the road where nobody would smell me. That is how I learned English by working at a kiosk. A lot

of people do that. They come from other countries and get jobs at kiosks to learn the language.

Yes. Absolutely.

So would would you say in the fairs, it was easier to brand you as world's biggest pig instead of talking pig?

Well, that was my argument. I say, I think we got something else going on here, but I was raised by a very staunch farmer. Very staunch farmer, and he was like, it's the size, not the skills. And

i

said Is

that you, ma'am?

Yes.

Woman who was screaming Suey. Yes. That is me. That is me.

Well, me and my husband, this this was our pig. Late husband. In your face. You

my

husband did.

My husband did, unfortunately, die in an accident, pig related accident, He fell into the trough, and he was eating slowly over the course of a couple

days. But since everything coming out, let's tell the truth here. This was not an accident. We did the old stand behind him and push him over the back drink. We pushed them. It's been backwards over a pig back into the top. I did. The pig as a

as a tripping a tripping board. And my husband was then eaten by this pig and a few others, and I actually told this pig, I would keep its secret and my secret.

And we talked for him. This is Arnold Williams with Pig admissions. And we're on the scene with us on a pig efficient. We got them

dead to rights on him. I said I

would never be caught like this. Oh. 0.

You can stab like the cow's feet. Oh, you're chilly.

You

stab what you Let's get your

pig. Let's get your pig. Oh, my god.

I'm on this.

Suee. Yeah. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you

okay? Thank you for sticking around. My camera crew just ran them.

Thank you.

I I think I'm alright. Do you have

any last words? You you I'm a big admission. Here, I'll get your camera and turn it back on you. Thank you. Thank you. Good it on me.

Can I ask you a question? Did you did you bring pig admissions to me? Did you bring pig admissions to me to catch me? I can't believe this. Who

just who are you addressing?

My old owner who was suing me. No. I killed the piggymissions guy. That's I would never do that. Well, why would you embarrass me like that on national TV? How did they just find me?

Nobody knew I don't want my last words.

I think I'm dying here. I don't want my last words to be who were you talking to.

It's Big

admissions host. Just tell us, Do you have anything you wanna say? What was the last pig admission, by the way? Like, I understand this pig addiction. What is this show?

Yeah.

Because you guys haven't been you guys haven't

been green lit yet. Right? You're just doing the the spec up That's the freaking blessing. We're doing this pilot

on the spec. What what is 1 other admission? Like, just they're smart. I don't know. I don't know.

Did you I didn't did you think when they started the batch they were like I don't know how many can we get more than 1 bachelor in the world?

No. No. I understand that premise. It's refillable, Dylan. Affinity that way. So

is this so is this pig it's pig occasions.

I feel bad. I came back. I have another admission. Back. A second admission

brought it to

me who made all the spelling mistakes on the landmarks I'm embarrassed. I made all the spelling mistakes.

2 image. He's going big. That is 2 He's going big. 2 episodes.

We gotta stretch

about, though. And not only

did I mess up the word --

b

roll to ninetieth shed. -- play B roll over this But there isn't even a big ole. There's just a black mark I put on the ground to make it look like an ole. I'm scamming most of the tourist industry off the side of the freeway, and it's my second biggest secret So

there's a bigger 1? Well, maybe a big,

of course.

That was the original That was the original 1 host. Go to

commercial. What else? What else what else what else? Oh, I cheated on my my wife, my big wife. Now that's just cheater, so you don't get that 1.

You don't get that 10I was on cheaters last week. Oh, shit. He beat you to it. Nice. Excuse excuse me. Excuse me. So sorry. Hey, I was just in here a minute ago.

Oh, wow.

What the hell is going on

in here? Oh, right on his finger. Is everything okay? Hello, sir. What can I help you with? Sorry.

I You've been

here to help with the I just I did what I thought I did what I thought. Oh, wow. Nice teeth, sir. I did what I thought you told me to do. I went up to exit 46, took the overpass, went around. Oh,

you're the guy from earlier looking for biggest rock. Zoom

in, focus pool.

I could not find bulbous cactus. Is it Really? Yeah. Is everybody's mouth okay?

We're just happy to see each other.

Guess what you're

on, sir. Oh my god. Are we on pig admissions? How did you know about my show? Why is pig on a ship? Wait. Wait. Why would we be on pig admission? Wait. Hang

on. This is big admissions. Why

would we be on big admissions?

000000. I'm pretty nice. Stop me. Stab him. Kill his ass.

Either stab the killer, stop snapping my thigh. It really hurts.

Well, you know what? Let me just admit, guy who wasn't here for it, I'm a pig.

Oh, Sue. That's why I called you mister Pig.

I guess that's why it offended me so much. I was bad that people knew I was mad that people could tell even though I was wearing this rug and hat and vest. You're just wrapped in a rug with a vest on and a hat. The chef's neck. I know. Hey. Hey. Listen. I

didn't wanna say anything. What your name tag says Dodd is essentially illegible. I think you wrote it with your hooves.

Listen, buddy. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Okay? Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Being a pig. There's nothing wrong with being a pig. Okay? Are you a pig?

Shoot men. Cut to camera 2. Hey,

man. Oh my god. Hey. Tell me the truth. Boom

out of the shot.

Are you a pig?

Oink.

Tell me you're a pig, man.

Oink. My friend.

That's how we communicate.

Oink.

This guy's a pig. Oink.

This guy's a pig. I'm not the only pig on the side of the road.

This is Arnold with Pig and Rishards episode 7 As I pass on to the next life, pig admissions out, not croaking. Today, II0,

he croaked. I

oinked. Let out a final oink. That was it. He was a pig too. It's his final admission.

No wonder he's trying to

bust anybody. 8. It was his final admission. We've got a full short season. Oh my god. We're not crazy.