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mini-15
Levi's Alone

The guys discuss becoming official New Yorkers, Howard's wording and Todd's emails.

0:00:01
spk_0
 

So there the train toe. Get me to pay them for every time my paper viewed, um, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. What

0:00:11
spk_1
 

for both parts or just Did you see, Did you watch both parts and around?

0:00:14
spk_0
 

Well, I kept forgetting which part I watch, so I kept reordering paper views. And

0:00:18
spk_3
 

it's not like a time you haven't for 24 hours. You

0:00:22
spk_0
 

do. But I would. I don't like, you know, sloppy seconds, even of my own watch. So it's like,

0:00:29
spk_1
 

you know you anything on the movie when you watch it. Sloppy seconds is like You had sex with somebody and you left some of your fluid.

0:00:36
spk_3
 

You are your eyes. Our You always wear a condom when

0:00:39
spk_0
 

you're watching pay per view until I'm ready to settle down. Yeah, absolutely.

0:00:45
spk_3
 

You really like the actors

0:00:47
spk_2
 

you get horny when you hear pay per view, even if it is a child's movie. Children's may. I don't know that that's what we're

0:00:54
spk_1
 

also Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is not a child's movie bill. It is. It is a very adult storyline.

0:01:00
spk_0
 

Yeah, it's very adult. It's very adult, and I don't I think putting for some people. If you pull on economy, it means you're horny. For me, it just means I'm keeping it real and keeping it safe. Absolute. I STD free since 2019. So you're

0:01:15
spk_3
 

saying you wait, isn't it? Yeah, that's this year.

0:01:18
spk_0
 

Yes. Okay. Well tested Jessica tested. Yeah. And you know I'm pie by probably

0:01:25
spk_2
 

what you mean

0:01:26
spk_3
 

when you say STD free,

0:01:29
spk_1
 

be AIDS one time already. Time

0:01:31
spk_0
 

never will see free. I never got an STD and paid for it. That's Ah. Lassies have always been free. Asai

0:01:39
spk_2
 

was outside of the clinic when you went in for the test. We went with you. You're a little bit of a friend. Supportive friends. And all I can really say is there was churning of machinery that seemed to be breaking down. Catching fire. Wouldn't even know how these machines work. But you broke them to their court noble style.

0:01:59
spk_0
 

Yeah. The power on the block all went out rolling blackouts, then came back on. Like when the generators came on. When

0:02:04
spk_3
 

they were testing Your blood is

0:02:06
spk_2
 

yeah. A bunch of Russia showed up and said, There's nothing wrong. There's nothing wrong.

0:02:10
spk_0
 

Yeah, And things were fine for a while. Um, and I don't know how it's gonna end up, but yeah, my STD tests left some people deformed. Andi can't drink the water at that clinic anymore.

0:02:23
spk_3
 

That's a real shame. That's such a shame. But you got a clean bill

0:02:26
spk_0
 

of health. At least the bill, The actual bill is filthy.

0:02:31
spk_2
 

The bed. It's not supposed to be a charge. A clean

0:02:35
spk_0
 

bill of health is expensive and filthy of the bill. They left the health I left with. I mean, and I'm insured.

0:02:42
spk_2
 

What? I saw

0:02:43
spk_3
 

some of this bill. There's a lot of cleaning fees on the bill. What is that? Why is there cleaning fees on your medical bills?

0:02:49
spk_0
 

Well, you know how you can get your oil changed in your car wash at the same time. So I got an interior detail. I was in their head into a little scrub. You know, I got my insides cleaned up. Wow,

0:03:00
spk_1
 

that's Ah ah ah ah anima.

0:03:05
spk_0
 

I wish you wish. Yeah, I

0:03:08
spk_3
 

know what you mean. You know it's

0:03:09
spk_2
 

not. Was it reversed? Use.

0:03:14
spk_0
 

I got a reverse juicing.

0:03:15
spk_3
 

Oh, that's what

0:03:17
spk_2
 

I must be good. Was it reversed? use dark. How is the roast? Could you take it to a funeral?

0:03:26
spk_0
 

Yes, it was a dark. It was very dark, but funny at points.

0:03:31
spk_2
 

Fine. It was a little bit like Romney. Ah,

0:03:34
spk_1
 

that share that new show on What is it? Which streaming services it

0:03:38
spk_3
 

fx FX got the Hulu's FX. God, we got the who

0:03:46
spk_0
 

was. The point is, if you guys want, I'll split the pay per view bill on that until I figure it out, and then I'll reimburse you guys after.

0:03:52
spk_1
 

Well, you've stolen enough money for me at this point. Todd, I don't I can contribute. I'm sorry

0:03:57
spk_3
 

I'm doing. Are you making any of that money back our

0:04:00
spk_1
 

Ah, I wish. Ah, but little asking. Uh, no, I I I wish I could, uh, but you

0:04:08
spk_3
 

better not be sorry, Howard.

0:04:10
spk_0
 

This is my City Rover. You're the only busker I should be.

0:04:14
spk_2
 

Well, if you could actually play one song, you might be able to bust Omar. You can't get out there and stumble over. Wonder

0:04:22
spk_1
 

where you come. You go out there. You say I've played guitar since I was seven years old. That's true. No, it isn't. You do. You had one. You opened the fender box from that you got. You bought a guitar from Guitar Center. You took it straight out of its

0:04:36
spk_2
 

And it was one of the first guitars. They had been in a fender bender. It was that Qatar was messed up.

0:04:43
spk_0
 

Yes. Well, yeah. I have a fender bender guitar, uh, on

0:04:47
spk_3
 

the street. Said this. Look at this guy. He's playing a fender bender. Sounds more like Stumble wall to me.

0:04:51
spk_2
 

I know. It was somewhat people were slowing down. Traffic was slowing down. There's a fender bender. Look, stop looking. Keep going. Keep going.

0:04:59
spk_0
 

Yeah, there was some, uh, you know, I there's something with rubbernecking and neck of a guitar if you guys want to play with that. But, you know, you know who I feel like I'm Freddie Mercury, and you're my Moroccan family. And I you know, I'm going to keep making beautiful, brilliant art, and you guys are gonna keep trying to hold me down in this house

0:05:23
spk_2
 

that I don't

0:05:23
spk_1
 

think any of us have ever tried to hold you down even once. In fact, I would say you are more of an anchor than any of the other three of

0:05:30
spk_0
 

the only anchor I am is Anchorman Box office, That

0:05:35
spk_1
 

plane that joke

0:05:37
spk_3
 

classically, not very successful in the theaters and became a cult hit later on DVD.

0:05:41
spk_0
 

Savior Man was huge in theaters. Crazy. I mean, I'll look it up. You're crazy. It red Truly, it wasn't. I mean, you're nuts. Yeah. Step by, Howard, you're you're trying to make money because you claim I'm stealing from your lie. But go ahead.

0:05:53
spk_1
 

No. Well, unbeknownst to me, you guys gave me tickets to two jobs. You told me you're giving me tickets to fund things. It turns out these were two different jobs. Did you guys know this

0:06:03
spk_0
 

talking about your tickets to the asbestos to cleaning asbestos out of the lunatic asylum, ese? Now? Sorry. Crazy hospital and then working on a barge.

0:06:16
spk_1
 

Yeah, I thought I was going for a nice tourist experience. Turns out I get there. They give me a jumpsuit. They say this is your wearing this now?

0:06:22
spk_3
 

A prison jumpsuit?

0:06:23
spk_1
 

Uh uh, Yeah, yeah. Jumps

0:06:26
spk_2
 

Well, yes, I got that. I was playing darts with a man named Freddy, Got finger Ah, at a bar here in Brooklyn. Um, and I, uh, instead of paying him the bet, I decided to just send him a day laborer.

0:06:42
spk_1
 

Oh, yeah, that's great, guys. You you basically sold me into. Ah, I'm not even going to say the word.

0:06:48
spk_3
 

Well, there's nothing like the value of hard work, not

0:06:51
spk_1
 

slavery. There's nothing like the value of Howard work. That's literally the words that just came out of your mouth. Sam.

0:06:57
spk_3
 

What, No hard work?

0:06:59
spk_1
 

Yeah, You said you meant hard work. But what you said is Howard work. Because that's what you see me as how I see me as as as a little thing that you can kick around, like like your little puppy, that you could just kick down the hallway like that's That's the way I feel like

0:07:14
spk_3
 

you. Sometimes it's just Howard to talk to you because you don't want to hear anything we're saying. And it's just a little Howard to communicate

0:07:20
spk_2
 

what you say kick. And I say how, Howard,

0:07:27
spk_0
 

and maybe every once in a while you need to let us alone.

0:07:30
spk_1
 

Okay, This these aren't Freudian at this point. You guys air are fucking

0:07:35
spk_2
 

with Oh, my God. I was slipping No, I had no idea I was slipping

0:07:39
spk_1
 

because there, Freddie, and slipping me,

0:07:41
spk_3
 

Howard, photo and slipping.

0:07:44
spk_0
 

Howard says right now if I stayed in the position you were

0:07:50
spk_1
 

get further away

0:07:51
spk_0
 

from me. Jesus, I can have a real moment with, you

0:07:54
spk_1
 

know, real moment, but not inches from my face.

0:07:57
spk_0
 

Be vulnerable face to face with me for once

0:08:00
spk_1
 

that I'm open I'm a

0:08:01
spk_0
 

nose to nose. Hard as I talk, my lips are going to continue to graze your lips. Okay? It's not that hard. Speak. We've all

0:08:08
spk_1
 

had a bit. Let him spit.

0:08:09
spk_0
 

Love, Ed. Okay, What could be in the eyes? A gang deep. We'll pick and I

0:08:15
spk_1
 

Okay, you left one. I'm looking you in your left eye.

0:08:18
spk_0
 

Okay, Now look me in my tea vase That your

0:08:24
spk_2
 

shin eyes Oh! Whoa! Oh! Jew has a schnoz. Oh, no much Nadzmie Whoa! She won't say slavery, but you'll scream Shin eyes

0:08:41
spk_1
 

snobs. It has no Jewish connotation. It's just

0:08:44
spk_0
 

lengthen all over the merchant of Venice. No,

0:08:48
spk_3
 

Nobody has littered through death of a salesman.

0:08:51
spk_2
 

No, there, there, schnozzle through those

0:08:54
spk_0
 

things. But I mean cats. There's there's kid ish Nizzola. That's right. look, I was gonna be real with You realize there's something real now, but now I feel like I've been offended.

0:09:06
spk_2
 

That's how the Holocaust probably started. Guy said Schnoz.

0:09:12
spk_3
 

That's what I heard. Hitler made a little joke. He made a little off color joke about not being able to see at the movies because someone had turned sideways and his schnoz was in the way. That's what the whole thing started.

0:09:24
spk_0
 

Oh wow, Howard URAS. Funny is Hitler, I thought that feels really good for you. That's wow, my friend is his funniest Hitler. I bet it feels great Sorry for

0:09:39
spk_1
 

this man. That's not fair. You guys, you can't just You can't just hit me with a Hitler comparison. That's not what I was doing. I didn't mean when he said schnoz, I was

0:09:51
spk_2
 

Oh, God. Well, that was a fake faint. Oh, that was Thank you. What do you guys want? There a doctor in the hotel room. Give him room, Get back! Normally, the

0:10:06
spk_1
 

person who's hurt doesn't say, Give me some room, that someone else who's looking after them, who

0:10:10
spk_2
 

said Don't hold? And now we

0:10:13
spk_3
 

don't want to know who is normally the Doctor Howard

0:10:17
spk_0
 

Howard will find the doctor

0:10:18
spk_1
 

using People are normally done.

0:10:19
spk_2
 

Oh, what? How are

0:10:23
spk_0
 

age is pretty big, and I think Israel's in it. So

0:10:27
spk_3
 

Yeah, that was anti

0:10:28
spk_1
 

spanning that. Okay, You know what, guys? I

0:10:30
spk_0
 

just pretty But

0:10:31
spk_2
 

I think you need

0:10:31
spk_3
 

to take an anti Semetic a Well, what does that mean? Like a sabbatical from anti seven is, um

0:10:36
spk_1
 

I'm take I'm not anti Semitic. I'm the most semetic guy you will ever meet. Was it mean Semetic into two? So you're in.

0:10:50
spk_2
 

Do you think it is a kink? You think it's just a kink? I saw your dating game show, and that was a tough thing to come straight out way well, not content. Airy says he's into June air already? Yes, it a reason. I rushed it to air.

0:11:07
spk_1
 

I went. I went toe to do audience work because that was one of the things that I was trying to do is a tourist. I didn't realize that that had aired already. They picked me for the show thing. I missed it.

0:11:18
spk_0
 

Yeah, There's no way to get a copy of that now.

0:11:22
spk_3
 

Does anybody have any area out? Lives on air. Yeah,

0:11:25
spk_1
 

well, I Listen, I'm not anti Semitic. I love Jews. I love I two of my best friends or Jews.

0:11:32
spk_0
 

Okay, let's get off the sad, worse senate. Can you feel the air leaving the room, Howard? And it's No, it's no, my big nose.

0:11:48
spk_1
 

Yeah. I'm sorry if I have offended you. I know that's not an apology. We We've decided that a few weeks ago. I am sorry that the views that I unknowingly hold have an air of anti Semitism. That's not the truth. I love you guys. I love I'm gonna stop talking because I'm taking

0:12:07
spk_3
 

with your forgiven in my book.

0:12:09
spk_0
 

Thank you, Jesus. Not really quickly. I don't. You guys ever paid me back for the built the restaurant. How much was that?

0:12:21
spk_3
 

We That was when we were gonna have a meal, But we didn't have time. So we just put the appetites and right. We all waters. So So that was, like, 16 right? I didn't

0:12:32
spk_0
 

succeed in a tip. 5%. So

0:12:38
spk_3
 

you want us to reimburse you for the bad tip?

0:12:41
spk_2
 

I don't want to be involved with a terrible tap, but I just just I'll give you the money. Just take it here. Here?

0:12:48
spk_3
 

Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna reimburse you the floor for the for the meal. But I'm gonna I'm gonna reimburse you for a 25% tip to sort of right

0:12:55
spk_0
 

the ship. OK, Well, it's not going away,

0:13:00
spk_3
 

I guess. Not yourself. But on my part.

0:13:03
spk_0
 

Well, um, now that we've gotten through some of the company business, ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't figured out already, you're listening to the teachers lands the first, best and only podcast. But the going ons at Hamilton High School used to be. Now we're in New York, Las Vegas of the Far East and, um, last week as well happen. Every once in a while, some wires got crossed. A different podcast came out. If you listen to the teachers barge

0:13:33
spk_2
 

know how and what they weren't teacher.

0:13:37
spk_1
 

No, I was there. I was there. I didn't realize there was a lot of the teachers barge. They said They said I asked them that exact question could When I realized that that they were recording a podcast, that basically the same name is our podcast said, Hey, guys, why do you call it that. They said, Well, you guys have sort of built up. We won't say goodwill, but you've built up will in the podcast universe. We are sort of a ping off your audience.

0:14:01
spk_0
 

Oh, that's so they were trying to steal some of our audio. Yeah, well, we must

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spk_2
 

be huge.

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spk_0
 

If you're a fan of our huge podcast, do not like and subscribe the teachers barge. Um, that we don't want to be splitting Listens. We know

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spk_2
 

from a

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spk_1
 

negative review. In fact, maybe head over to iTunes if it's on there and hit it with a one star say, yeah,

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spk_2
 

actually go online

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spk_3
 

and Google everything that it says teachers and give it a negative review teacher in your local community. Anything that rhymes with teachers. Yes,

0:14:33
spk_2
 

one star, one star show up to the tug, ease and boo them. If you're a member of the tug e voting community, don't give them cleanest. Marge,

0:14:45
spk_0
 

don't give him clears. Barges So political anyway. So now, New York, I think we are officially New Yorkers were fitting in here. We had a really nice experience at the Natural History Museum of the kind of grounded all of us after a tough couple weeks.

0:15:02
spk_1
 

T c c started directly like the bones of things you

0:15:06
spk_2
 

came from. Yeah, I went up to a lot of little plaques that have all the information of the skeleton. And I skimmed the first sentence and moved on.

0:15:19
spk_0
 

Yeah, you're but you would not while you were doing

0:15:22
spk_1
 

it, I heard a couple of the jokes that you pitched to the kids standing next to you about the skeletons. You know, you seem to have a take on all the different skeletons that we saw.

0:15:33
spk_2
 

I did. I did, um, try Sarah tops. More like try Sarah bottoms, if you know what I mean.

0:15:40
spk_3
 

That's right. You put that big underwear on you put the pig underwear on the skeleton.

0:15:45
spk_2
 

Yeah, I was. I gave him little bottoms, little boy bottoms and yes, so that was at and Ah, and of course I had Ah, Brontosaurus. More like Brana. Stay on the ground ISS. It does not soar into this guy.

0:16:01
spk_0
 

And then you would put underwear on and pulled it down to the ground.

0:16:04
spk_2
 

Ah, lot of my humor in the Natural History Museum was pantsing. Dinosaur skeleton

0:16:11
spk_1
 

will make sense because most of the people there were kids. And, you know, that's the kind of humor that works with kids. And, like, you were just trying to get a reaction out of these Children.

0:16:19
spk_3
 

You got to know your audience and your hit with these kids. Comedy wise?

0:16:22
spk_2
 

Absolutely. I mean, I've been learning it in my youth group classes. Um, I've been in youth group you can to New York and joined Youth Group. That's a small little side thing, I dio, but it's got some to do with kids.

0:16:37
spk_0
 

Yeah, but but you kind of realize your share sense of humor. I did them laugh just by talking. Sometimes

0:16:44
spk_2
 

I fucking get riel angsty with adults. I'm like, you let me go out. No, I know I'm coming home. You know, it's Who are you talking to in that scenario? Other adults. So you see

0:16:58
spk_3
 

most adults as like, parental figures who won't let you do stuff.

0:17:01
spk_2
 

Yeah, well, we got

0:17:02
spk_0
 

into it last night because you wanted to go to a movie, and I said, That's fine, but I think it would be safer if you're back before dark.

0:17:08
spk_2
 

Yeah, and I back and snuck out. What were you sleeping next to you this morning?

0:17:14
spk_0
 

Ah, Pillows? No, no, I've kept my therapist in years. Ah, yeah. Bunch of pillows, some sunglasses and a tape recorder. Broadly snoring.

0:17:28
spk_2
 

Yeah, I would really spent a lot of time getting the perfect snore. And then I left the volume way up.

0:17:35
spk_0
 

Roebling was to out, uh

0:17:37
spk_2
 

How did you

0:17:37
spk_1
 

even sneak out though? Bill, the window was open, but we're in the penthouse.

0:17:41
spk_0
 

Yeah, we're on the third suction cup down. Did you?

0:17:44
spk_2
 

I section I mission impossible Down, um section cup down, Sort of hopping from one winter The one window. And on the sixth floor I missed a window and I went all the way down to non ing was bounced up onto another on ing. And then I landed on a cab cab and ah, uh, the cab, Yes. Where it took me,

0:18:13
spk_0
 

huh? Uh, movie. It's a stupor. Right in disturber. The cab ticket. A super. Now that's almost ironic.

0:18:22
spk_2
 

It was It was very, very funny. It was, you know Ah, I will say it was a lot like the plot of stupor. Stuber.

0:18:36
spk_0
 

Ah, Sam, You wept through most of the natural history museum.

0:18:42
spk_3
 

Yeah, I was surprised it affected me. So

0:18:44
spk_0
 

Motion. Yeah, really. I rarely see you touched by human connection, But animals much like Tony Soprano, another psychopaths animals really get to you If

0:18:54
spk_3
 

there's just something I understand about animals and how they need nothing from me, Do you know what I mean? They can love you, and you can love them. And then you can just put him in a crate and go away. And it's so awesome to just have that unconditional love. And I saw that those dinosaurs and I started weeping. I saw those bugs and I started weeping. I saw little kids and I started weeping. They kicked me out and I started weeping.

0:19:20
spk_0
 

Yeah, I saw you weeping by the little hot dog little cart right across from the museum.

0:19:25
spk_3
 

Yeah, well, that was because it was a hot, hot, hot, too hot of a hot your burger. I burned my talking and it hurts. So I was I was weeping about the heat, but yeah, I was just really awestruck at the Natural History Museum. And

0:19:38
spk_1
 

you kind of went on a little bit of Ah, sort of. I won't say pilgrimage because it didn't seem like you had a destination. You just kind of walked for a while and you texted us every now and then telling us where you

0:19:49
spk_0
 

were. A pilgrimage? Well, outfit wise. Based on the pictures, it was certainly a pilgrim, but yes. Did

0:19:54
spk_1
 

you steal that from one of the natural History Museum, Di Roma?

0:19:57
spk_0
 

No. Because I think I did notice a dia Rama in a very large suit, yet didn't seem like it was made for.

0:20:04
spk_3
 

Yes, I was in the garment district and found the cheapest, biggest suit I could buy, so I knew it would fit someone, you know. And then I put it on one of the mannequins, and I was I was walking around as a pilgrim.

0:20:15
spk_1
 

It was interesting to see people trying to make sense of the first Thanksgiving Diarra mo when it was Native Americans and ah, couple pilgrims and then a man in a huge suit. Yes, just didn't really

0:20:27
spk_2
 

also the food was very unhealthy. And I feel like at one point and turned into a diary. MMA

0:20:34
spk_3
 

Well, that's true. And I have to take ownership for that. The hot hot dog had fact out was hot because it had been boiling in there for a couple of months. Hot.

0:20:43
spk_0
 

You went back into the natural history Museum and diarrhea in the So

0:20:47
spk_3
 

I figured I gotta go to the bathroom. I got to go The bathroom. Oh, I left my hat and drama. And when I was there accidentally had some diary, MMA.

0:20:55
spk_2
 

Yeah. I mean, I do think that your pilgrimage, um it was a lot about self discovery, but towards the end, it did start to, um, tip over into kind of an unhealthy Let's get these indigenous people out of here. This is my

0:21:13
spk_3
 

land. I got to the point in every trip where you find manifest destiny and you go, this is land is for me. You're right. And I and I really got into that in a while. I had started taking yet any made of character, throwing him out in the

0:21:26
spk_2
 

U overpowered Ah, lot of those Central Park horses. That's right. And you're like, this is my land and you fuck. And like I at

0:21:35
spk_3
 

next half of Central Park. Yeah, yeah, in my mind.

0:21:38
spk_0
 

Well, no. Yeah, you're now you annexed half of it and the horses air on a reservation on the other half of Central Park.

0:21:44
spk_1
 

And let me tell you, the trail of tears in that case was really sad.

0:21:48
spk_0
 

It was Yeah, but

0:21:49
spk_2
 

not in the original case. But in that case,

0:21:52
spk_0
 

it's so sad. Irwin was horses. Interesting. That's interesting that you were, you know, what about Indians? Not Jews. Howard. Jesus. Pick a racism. How it? Okay, picker. Racism. Uh, I think that and I could tell from all your instagram posts. It's very nice that you're spending some time with yourself. Uh,

0:22:15
spk_2
 

well, it's just been really nice to, like, hang out with

0:22:18
spk_3
 

animals, hang out with nature, hang out in a lot of places that are just grounding me. And other people which are always the problem, are not upsetting my calm, cool nature.

0:22:29
spk_1
 

Yeah, it does feel, though, that you have sort of turned like a portion of Central Park into a literal sort of sanctuary where there are now walls that you have built, and it is like,

0:22:40
spk_3
 

Yeah, and I painted it with my blood. It says the hermit of Central, but no one come in.

0:22:45
spk_1
 

Yeah. Yes. And the city is trying to do what they can. But there's I guess some squatters rights rule where if you are set up somewhere, they can't move you immediately.

0:22:55
spk_3
 

Oh, I'm glad there's that rule. I I thought they were just scared to come in.

0:22:59
spk_1
 

I'm assuming that there's a robotic there could fear in the NYPD,

0:23:03
spk_0
 

I think when you set that sex in the city tour bus on fire really scared some people off.

0:23:08
spk_3
 

Yeah, that was big. That was pretty big. But, you know, the music kept plan and everybody had a pretty good time. Yeah, I mean, they filed right off the bus and

0:23:17
spk_2
 

do do do do but todo

0:23:20
spk_0
 

I think in society today it's so hard to be alone. You found an extreme way to do it. Yeah, but you are doing it

0:23:26
spk_2
 

well. New York

0:23:27
spk_3
 

City is the best place to come if you really want to get alone and hear your own thoughts. You know what I mean. You just signed your space like the middle of Central Park. Build a real ramshackle building, put blood on it, and nobody bothers you. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. Yeah. You guys want to come by later? Um, I got it set up pretty comfy in there. You know what I mean? I know it says no one can come in, but you guys are my buddies. You Thank you.

0:23:51
spk_2
 

I mean, I saw an overhead view of it. It has a very like, huh? Sort of darker winterfell sort of vibe on the fire. Winterfell? Yeah, Notoriously dark. Yeah, I like it. It just doesn't look. Um definitely doesn't modern in their hope, to say the least

0:24:09
spk_3
 

quite well. And to make it mostly with sticks and things like that. You know, it's if we're being honest, it's less of a building and more of a bird's nest,

0:24:17
spk_2
 

I say. Well, yeah, That would explain why you were gathering a lot of sticks in your mouth,

0:24:24
spk_0
 

your hands, Even though it's the birds

0:24:26
spk_2
 

Now, I was just getting

0:24:26
spk_3
 

into the process, You know what I mean? What? I were in that natural history museum. I think I just was like, This is what we are. We are animals. We are natural. And this is the thing. I need to get everyone away from me and build a bird house.

0:24:40
spk_1
 

I mean it economically. In the story of the teacher's lounge. It makes a bit of sense that you would have made a bird's nest because we don't talk about it much. But you, uh, are descended from birds.

0:24:53
spk_0
 

Well, we'll see when we when we reveal the episode of where you come from, we'll see if that is sand

0:25:01
spk_3
 

have parents. I have step parents.

0:25:03
spk_0
 

I am wondering cause, you know, I was cast in Shakespeare in the park, and I'm wondering what's gonna happen with that if you're taking up so much of the park now. Because this is a big role for May.

0:25:14
spk_3
 

And who are you cast by?

0:25:15
spk_0
 

Um, Well, um, you know, a lot of cash? Yes. Days. And,

0:25:20
spk_1
 

uh, who were you cast by? Todd.

0:25:23
spk_0
 

I don't want Castillo lobby anything in the lobby. Uh, big refrigerator. Yeah, I I was I went and auditioned, and there were some refrigerator boxes and you know all my interaction

0:25:35
spk_2
 

water. Sorry. Did you take a sip of water? Was there a tall glass of water in the court?

0:25:40
spk_0
 

Of course. I was nervous, but almost no water came out of a glass. It looked like a glass of water, but it was very heavy. I am so happy to finally be in on one of the But so, yeah, I, um you know, after so many theater auditions that don't go well to get the email from Riel Shakespeare at fake email dot com it really I'll be honest with you. I wept because it's like I finally made it. You know, I'm doing true Shakespeare in the You

0:26:12
spk_3
 

finally made it to performing for free and apart.

0:26:14
spk_0
 

Yeah, it was always a dream of mine to do art for art's sake. And so I'm playing this character. I don't remember it from Hamlet, but it's shit, man.

0:26:24
spk_2
 

Did you have you seen a script? Yeah, it sounds like a pretty interesting piece.

0:26:29
spk_0
 

He's interesting for the reality of the show has to be covered in riel feces. Your own right. That's what the script said. But you know, it's a don't

0:26:40
spk_2
 

get anywhere near the writers, right?

0:26:42
spk_0
 

Yeah, no. Where near the writers. And it's weird. He can't even interact with the actors, and he does it somewhere, not even near the play. It's almost like if you're walking through, it's like sleep gnome or you're walking through a house, you know, air active. Ah, show in New York. It's a little like that. And so I guess I'm in a different area. Parking shit Man's covered in shit. And

0:27:06
spk_2
 

when's your own first rehearsal? Todd? Well, it's. And where is

0:27:10
spk_0
 

it when we're, um Let me just open up my email real quick. Let's see. Oh, I just got a rehearsal location, maybe milk. What's that? Same email? Uh, yeah. Same email. Savior Monreal Shakespeare. It faking my dot com. Uh, let's see here. So rehearsal location. Just got another one too hot on your trail for acting. Yeah, this is great rehearsal location. This one says that's weird. Hoboken toilet has Wow, that sounds like a beautiful. Yeah, you get more of these. OK, so I read the 1st 1 Another one came, but I haven't read yet.

0:27:55
spk_3
 

Hey, you know what they say this real Shakespeare's probably

0:27:58
spk_0
 

Oh, it's that come having had So I guess I have to. They won't be feeding me there. Have to eat before head 3 40 miles. I gotta pay off all of these. That's what I mean. Eso Let's see the 1st 1 about leaving tickets

0:28:16
spk_2
 

at will Call me What? When is it

0:28:22
spk_0
 

got six to pay off bills. Keep emailing judges broken toilet towns come having had Oh, here's one Come. Having served, she's supposed to come. Having served, I had to have served dinner to somebody, I guess. How are the kids that I wonder? Have the check yourself for my Okay, That's That's five more I have to pay off. So I did one. Okay, So come having hands from having true

0:29:01
spk_2
 

this Vicksburg has a lot of ideas for your place. DeVol in one email. Just All right. So

0:29:08
spk_0
 

that's 11. I have to pay up. So come having

0:29:11
spk_1
 

hat battery is about to die.

0:29:13
spk_0
 

That on your laptop? Uh, that's okay. I'll just open it on my foot. That was 30. Okay, so it's 41 total after path. I just got Come having Oh, here's one. Your uncashed. Oh, no. The next one is Jay Kay on the next one is Simmons is replacing you. Okay, uh, cast Jackie seven. Oh, just kidding. Simmons is replacing you. Who's just Do they mean Russell Simmons? Who? Maybe it's Russell Simmons is just getting sued for rail Sammon's for real. So I think that's for for real. So here we go. Oh, I'm understudy now. Come prepared in. Shit. Next. Email. Parentheses. Still having had next one. Still having served next wouldn't leave the hat at home. Oh, that's good. Well,

0:30:09
spk_3
 

I can't wait to see this. It sounds like a really

0:30:14
spk_0
 

Oh, this words. All of these were jokes. Except for the 1st 1 you are cast, we'll feed you. Please come in your own.

0:30:20
spk_2
 

That's exciting. Did you ever get the time? 69. What

0:30:27
spk_1
 

is the one you think that means? Todd? Does that mean six? Uh, 69?

0:30:32
spk_3
 

Must be a man.

0:30:34
spk_2
 

Oh, I think they explained it at

0:30:37
spk_0
 

the time when you would most likely 69. Is this a puzzle after? Oh. Okay, so that's two three,

0:30:50
spk_2
 

four more. What are you

0:30:54
spk_0
 

guys doing on your competitors while I'm looking for are backing off to complete? Yeah. Porn. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna filter. It's probably not very fun for you guys. You're probably jealous. Oh, yeah. Oh, this one's just a This one's my head shop, but my eyes are crossed out. It's weird. Okay, well, I'm really excited. Like I said, I emailed my whole family to come see it cause they always said you'd never be cashed in a way i e That accidentally sent a picture, huh? Now, this is Anthony's weiner. I

0:31:36
spk_3
 

don't know. I just

0:31:38
spk_2
 

got an email. Anthonys Weiner. Why are you saying this time? Jesus, Howard. Oh, no, no. And I have the whole world on my contact list. No subject

0:31:53
spk_0
 

line. Look at the schnoz downstairs on this

0:31:55
spk_2
 

Jew. No. Unbelievable. What? I bought all of the world's contact information from Facebook. My downstairs should know it, so I'm gonna kill myself. Dio Finally, you look to the Empire

0:32:13
spk_3
 

State Building and hop off.

0:32:15
spk_0
 

Grew up to the Empire State Building and jump on a penny.

0:32:17
spk_2
 

Do it. Do you jump out of 30 Rock tomorrow? SNL on. But high up.

0:32:22
spk_3
 

Not just the observation deck.

0:32:24
spk_0
 

Yeah, higher. Look, this is gonna be a lot for a we'll see if you kill yourself, this will be a nice cliffhanger or come check back next week. So if I had killed himself, um uh, just got an email. Oh, it's the address for the toilet house. It says it's hope. It's It's Hoboken. But hobo and can are two separate words.

0:32:48
spk_2
 

Maybe it's inside the hobo cans.

0:32:54
spk_0
 

That noise was my phone lighting on

0:32:55
spk_2
 

fire. So whoa, wait. You're fucked mad. Your folks races a male, a racist

0:33:05
spk_0
 

sexto, all of the world. I don't know what you're going to do to get out of this one.

0:33:12
spk_3
 

To see your rendition of Shakespeare as shipment next week. And am I feel like I'm feeling like I'm really thriving in the park. I can't wait to sit on top of my nest and watch you.

0:33:21
spk_0
 

Thank you. Yeah,

0:33:23
spk_2
 

I've got an announcement. Next episode where the brick and mortar BKB s booth is located. I procured a lease. Oh, big big cliffhanger is actually in Dumbo, Brooklyn, or Gus, Gus, Brooklyn. That's right. It's not,

0:33:38
spk_0
 

You know it's going to be where it is. Yes. Oh, that's great. Maybe you could enhance it earlier, and you could actually have people come to it or you do want it to be a cliffhanger for seven days where you're paying for the Levi's,

0:33:48
spk_2
 

it will be in a a

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