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Levi's Alone

Originally aired: August 1, 2019

The guys discuss becoming official New Yorkers, Howard's wording and Todd's emails.

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So there the train toe. Get me to pay them for every time my paper viewed, um, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. What

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for both parts or just Did you see, Did you watch both parts and around?

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Well, I kept forgetting which part I watch, so I kept reordering paper views. And

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it's not like a time you haven't for 24 hours. You

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do. But I would. I don't like, you know, sloppy seconds, even of my own watch. So it's like,

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you know you anything on the movie when you watch it. Sloppy seconds is like You had sex with somebody and you left some of your fluid.

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You are your eyes. Our You always wear a condom when

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you're watching pay per view until I'm ready to settle down. Yeah, absolutely.

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You really like the actors

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you get horny when you hear pay per view, even if it is a child's movie. Children's may. I don't know that that's what we're

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also Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is not a child's movie bill. It is. It is a very adult storyline.

0:01:00 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, it's very adult. It's very adult, and I don't I think putting for some people. If you pull on economy, it means you're horny. For me, it just means I'm keeping it real and keeping it safe. Absolute. I STD free since 2019. So you're

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saying you wait, isn't it? Yeah, that's this year.

0:01:18 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. Okay. Well tested Jessica tested. Yeah. And you know I'm pie by probably

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what you mean

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when you say STD free,

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be AIDS one time already. Time

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never will see free. I never got an STD and paid for it. That's Ah. Lassies have always been free. Asai

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was outside of the clinic when you went in for the test. We went with you. You're a little bit of a friend. Supportive friends. And all I can really say is there was churning of machinery that seemed to be breaking down. Catching fire. Wouldn't even know how these machines work. But you broke them to their court noble style.

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Yeah. The power on the block all went out rolling blackouts, then came back on. Like when the generators came on. When

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they were testing Your blood is

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yeah. A bunch of Russia showed up and said, There's nothing wrong. There's nothing wrong.

0:02:10 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, And things were fine for a while. Um, and I don't know how it's gonna end up, but yeah, my STD tests left some people deformed. Andi can't drink the water at that clinic anymore.

0:02:23 Unknown Speaker #3

That's a real shame. That's such a shame. But you got a clean bill

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of health. At least the bill, The actual bill is filthy.

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The bed. It's not supposed to be a charge. A clean

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bill of health is expensive and filthy of the bill. They left the health I left with. I mean, and I'm insured.

0:02:42 Unknown Speaker #4

What? I saw

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some of this bill. There's a lot of cleaning fees on the bill. What is that? Why is there cleaning fees on your medical bills?

0:02:49 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, you know how you can get your oil changed in your car wash at the same time. So I got an interior detail. I was in their head into a little scrub. You know, I got my insides cleaned up. Wow,

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that's Ah ah ah ah anima.

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I wish you wish. Yeah, I

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know what you mean. You know it's

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not. Was it reversed? Use.

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I got a reverse juicing.

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Oh, that's what

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I must be good. Was it reversed? use dark. How is the roast? Could you take it to a funeral?

0:03:26 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes, it was a dark. It was very dark, but funny at points.

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Fine. It was a little bit like Romney. Ah,

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that share that new show on What is it? Which streaming services it

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fx FX got the Hulu's FX. God, we got the who

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was. The point is, if you guys want, I'll split the pay per view bill on that until I figure it out, and then I'll reimburse you guys after.

0:03:52 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, you've stolen enough money for me at this point. Todd, I don't I can contribute. I'm sorry

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I'm doing. Are you making any of that money back our

0:04:00 Unknown Speaker #2

Ah, I wish. Ah, but little asking. Uh, no, I I I wish I could, uh, but you

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better not be sorry, Howard.

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This is my City Rover. You're the only busker I should be.

0:04:14 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, if you could actually play one song, you might be able to bust Omar. You can't get out there and stumble over. Wonder

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where you come. You go out there. You say I've played guitar since I was seven years old. That's true. No, it isn't. You do. You had one. You opened the fender box from that you got. You bought a guitar from Guitar Center. You took it straight out of its

0:04:36 Unknown Speaker #4

And it was one of the first guitars. They had been in a fender bender. It was that Qatar was messed up.

0:04:43 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. Well, yeah. I have a fender bender guitar, uh, on

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the street. Said this. Look at this guy. He's playing a fender bender. Sounds more like Stumble wall to me.

0:04:51 Unknown Speaker #4

I know. It was somewhat people were slowing down. Traffic was slowing down. There's a fender bender. Look, stop looking. Keep going. Keep going.

0:04:59 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, there was some, uh, you know, I there's something with rubbernecking and neck of a guitar if you guys want to play with that. But, you know, you know who I feel like I'm Freddie Mercury, and you're my Moroccan family. And I you know, I'm going to keep making beautiful, brilliant art, and you guys are gonna keep trying to hold me down in this house

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think any of us have ever tried to hold you down even once. In fact, I would say you are more of an anchor than any of the other three of

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that I don't

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the only anchor I am is Anchorman Box office, That

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plane that joke

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classically, not very successful in the theaters and became a cult hit later on DVD.

0:05:41 Unknown Speaker #1

Savior Man was huge in theaters. Crazy. I mean, I'll look it up. You're crazy. It red Truly, it wasn't. I mean, you're nuts. Yeah. Step by, Howard, you're you're trying to make money because you claim I'm stealing from your lie. But go ahead.

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No. Well, unbeknownst to me, you guys gave me tickets to two jobs. You told me you're giving me tickets to fund things. It turns out these were two different jobs. Did you guys know this

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talking about your tickets to the asbestos to cleaning asbestos out of the lunatic asylum, ese? Now? Sorry. Crazy hospital and then working on a barge.

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Yeah, I thought I was going for a nice tourist experience. Turns out I get there. They give me a jumpsuit. They say this is your wearing this now?

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A prison jumpsuit?

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Uh uh, Yeah, yeah. Jumps

0:06:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yes, I got that. I was playing darts with a man named Freddy, Got finger Ah, at a bar here in Brooklyn. Um, and I, uh, instead of paying him the bet, I decided to just send him a day laborer.

0:06:42 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, yeah, that's great, guys. You you basically sold me into. Ah, I'm not even going to say the word.

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Well, there's nothing like the value of hard work, not

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slavery. There's nothing like the value of Howard work. That's literally the words that just came out of your mouth. Sam.

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What, No hard work?

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Yeah, You said you meant hard work. But what you said is Howard work. Because that's what you see me as how I see me as as as a little thing that you can kick around, like like your little puppy, that you could just kick down the hallway like that's That's the way I feel like

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you. Sometimes it's just Howard to talk to you because you don't want to hear anything we're saying. And it's just a little Howard to communicate

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what you say kick. And I say how, Howard,

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and maybe every once in a while you need to let us alone.

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Okay, This these aren't Freudian at this point. You guys air are fucking

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with Oh, my God. I was slipping No, I had no idea I was slipping

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because there, Freddie, and slipping me,

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Howard, photo and slipping.

0:07:44 Unknown Speaker #1

Howard says right now if I stayed in the position you were

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get further away

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from me. Jesus, I can have a real moment with, you

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know, real moment, but not inches from my face.

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Be vulnerable face to face with me for once

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that I'm open I'm a

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nose to nose. Hard as I talk, my lips are going to continue to graze your lips. Okay? It's not that hard. Speak. We've all

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had a bit. Let him spit.

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Love, Ed. Okay, What could be in the eyes? A gang deep. We'll pick and I

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Okay, you left one. I'm looking you in your left eye.

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Okay, Now look me in my tea vase That your

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shin eyes Oh! Whoa! Oh! Jew has a schnoz. Oh, no much Nadzmie Whoa! She won't say slavery, but you'll scream Shin eyes

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snobs. It has no Jewish connotation. It's just

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lengthen all over the merchant of Venice. No,

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Nobody has littered through death of a salesman.

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No, there, there, schnozzle through those

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things. But I mean cats. There's there's kid ish Nizzola. That's right. look, I was gonna be real with You realize there's something real now, but now I feel like I've been offended.

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That's how the Holocaust probably started. Guy said Schnoz.

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That's what I heard. Hitler made a little joke. He made a little off color joke about not being able to see at the movies because someone had turned sideways and his schnoz was in the way. That's what the whole thing started.

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Oh wow, Howard URAS. Funny is Hitler, I thought that feels really good for you. That's wow, my friend is his funniest Hitler. I bet it feels great Sorry for

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this man. That's not fair. You guys, you can't just You can't just hit me with a Hitler comparison. That's not what I was doing. I didn't mean when he said schnoz, I was

0:09:51 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, God. Well, that was a fake faint. Oh, that was Thank you. What do you guys want? There a doctor in the hotel room. Give him room, Get back! Normally, the

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person who's hurt doesn't say, Give me some room, that someone else who's looking after them, who

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said Don't hold? And now we

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don't want to know who is normally the Doctor Howard

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Howard will find the doctor

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using People are normally done.

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Oh, what? How are

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age is pretty big, and I think Israel's in it. So

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Yeah, that was anti

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spanning that. Okay, You know what, guys? I

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just pretty But

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I think you need

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to take an anti Semetic a Well, what does that mean? Like a sabbatical from anti seven is, um

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I'm take I'm not anti Semitic. I'm the most semetic guy you will ever meet. Was it mean Semetic into two? So you're in.

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Do you think it is a kink? You think it's just a kink? I saw your dating game show, and that was a tough thing to come straight out way well, not content. Airy says he's into June air already? Yes, it a reason. I rushed it to air.

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I went. I went toe to do audience work because that was one of the things that I was trying to do is a tourist. I didn't realize that that had aired already. They picked me for the show thing. I missed it.

0:11:18 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, There's no way to get a copy of that now.

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Does anybody have any area out? Lives on air. Yeah,

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well, I Listen, I'm not anti Semitic. I love Jews. I love I two of my best friends or Jews.

0:11:32 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay, let's get off the sad, worse senate. Can you feel the air leaving the room, Howard? And it's No, it's no, my big nose.

0:11:48 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I'm sorry if I have offended you. I know that's not an apology. We We've decided that a few weeks ago. I am sorry that the views that I unknowingly hold have an air of anti Semitism. That's not the truth. I love you guys. I love I'm gonna stop talking because I'm taking

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with your forgiven in my book.

0:12:09 Unknown Speaker #1

Thank you, Jesus. Not really quickly. I don't. You guys ever paid me back for the built the restaurant. How much was that?

0:12:21 Unknown Speaker #3

We That was when we were gonna have a meal, But we didn't have time. So we just put the appetites and right. We all waters. So So that was, like, 16 right? I didn't

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succeed in a tip. 5%. So

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you want us to reimburse you for the bad tip?

0:12:41 Unknown Speaker #4

I don't want to be involved with a terrible tap, but I just just I'll give you the money. Just take it here. Here?

0:12:48 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna reimburse you the floor for the for the meal. But I'm gonna I'm gonna reimburse you for a 25% tip to sort of right

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the ship. OK, Well, it's not going away,

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I guess. Not yourself. But on my part.

0:13:03 Unknown Speaker #1

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0:13:37 Unknown Speaker #2

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don't give him clears. Barges So political anyway. So now, New York, I think we are officially New Yorkers were fitting in here. We had a really nice experience at the Natural History Museum of the kind of grounded all of us after a tough couple weeks.

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T c c started directly like the bones of things you

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came from. Yeah, I went up to a lot of little plaques that have all the information of the skeleton. And I skimmed the first sentence and moved on.

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Yeah, you're but you would not while you were doing

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it, I heard a couple of the jokes that you pitched to the kids standing next to you about the skeletons. You know, you seem to have a take on all the different skeletons that we saw.

0:15:33 Unknown Speaker #4

I did. I did, um, try Sarah tops. More like try Sarah bottoms, if you know what I mean.

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That's right. You put that big underwear on you put the pig underwear on the skeleton.

0:15:45 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, I was. I gave him little bottoms, little boy bottoms and yes, so that was at and Ah, and of course I had Ah, Brontosaurus. More like Brana. Stay on the ground ISS. It does not soar into this guy.

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And then you would put underwear on and pulled it down to the ground.

0:16:04 Unknown Speaker #4

Ah, lot of my humor in the Natural History Museum was pantsing. Dinosaur skeleton

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will make sense because most of the people there were kids. And, you know, that's the kind of humor that works with kids. And, like, you were just trying to get a reaction out of these Children.

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You got to know your audience and your hit with these kids. Comedy wise?

0:16:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Absolutely. I mean, I've been learning it in my youth group classes. Um, I've been in youth group you can to New York and joined Youth Group. That's a small little side thing, I dio, but it's got some to do with kids.

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Yeah, but but you kind of realize your share sense of humor. I did them laugh just by talking. Sometimes

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I fucking get riel angsty with adults. I'm like, you let me go out. No, I know I'm coming home. You know, it's Who are you talking to in that scenario? Other adults. So you see

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most adults as like, parental figures who won't let you do stuff.

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Yeah, well, we got

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into it last night because you wanted to go to a movie, and I said, That's fine, but I think it would be safer if you're back before dark.

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Yeah, and I back and snuck out. What were you sleeping next to you this morning?

0:17:14 Unknown Speaker #1

Ah, Pillows? No, no, I've kept my therapist in years. Ah, yeah. Bunch of pillows, some sunglasses and a tape recorder. Broadly snoring.

0:17:28 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, I would really spent a lot of time getting the perfect snore. And then I left the volume way up.

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Roebling was to out, uh

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even sneak out though? Bill, the window was open, but we're in the penthouse.

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How did you

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Yeah, we're on the third suction cup down. Did you?

0:17:44 Unknown Speaker #4

I section I mission impossible Down, um section cup down, Sort of hopping from one winter The one window. And on the sixth floor I missed a window and I went all the way down to non ing was bounced up onto another on ing. And then I landed on a cab cab and ah, uh, the cab, Yes. Where it took me,

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huh? Uh, movie. It's a stupor. Right in disturber. The cab ticket. A super. Now that's almost ironic.

0:18:22 Unknown Speaker #4

It was It was very, very funny. It was, you know Ah, I will say it was a lot like the plot of stupor. Stuber.

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Ah, Sam, You wept through most of the natural history museum.

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Yeah, I was surprised it affected me. So

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Motion. Yeah, really. I rarely see you touched by human connection, But animals much like Tony Soprano, another psychopaths animals really get to you If

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there's just something I understand about animals and how they need nothing from me, Do you know what I mean? They can love you, and you can love them. And then you can just put him in a crate and go away. And it's so awesome to just have that unconditional love. And I saw that those dinosaurs and I started weeping. I saw those bugs and I started weeping. I saw little kids and I started weeping. They kicked me out and I started weeping.

0:19:20 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, I saw you weeping by the little hot dog little cart right across from the museum.

0:19:25 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, well, that was because it was a hot, hot, hot, too hot of a hot your burger. I burned my talking and it hurts. So I was I was weeping about the heat, but yeah, I was just really awestruck at the Natural History Museum. And

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you kind of went on a little bit of Ah, sort of. I won't say pilgrimage because it didn't seem like you had a destination. You just kind of walked for a while and you texted us every now and then telling us where you

0:19:49 Unknown Speaker #1

were. A pilgrimage? Well, outfit wise. Based on the pictures, it was certainly a pilgrim, but yes. Did

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you steal that from one of the natural History Museum, Di Roma?

0:19:57 Unknown Speaker #1

No. Because I think I did notice a dia Rama in a very large suit, yet didn't seem like it was made for.

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Yes, I was in the garment district and found the cheapest, biggest suit I could buy, so I knew it would fit someone, you know. And then I put it on one of the mannequins, and I was I was walking around as a pilgrim.

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It was interesting to see people trying to make sense of the first Thanksgiving Diarra mo when it was Native Americans and ah, couple pilgrims and then a man in a huge suit. Yes, just didn't really

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also the food was very unhealthy. And I feel like at one point and turned into a diary. MMA

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Well, that's true. And I have to take ownership for that. The hot hot dog had fact out was hot because it had been boiling in there for a couple of months. Hot.

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You went back into the natural history Museum and diarrhea in the So

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I figured I gotta go to the bathroom. I got to go The bathroom. Oh, I left my hat and drama. And when I was there accidentally had some diary, MMA.

0:20:55 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. I mean, I do think that your pilgrimage, um it was a lot about self discovery, but towards the end, it did start to, um, tip over into kind of an unhealthy Let's get these indigenous people out of here. This is my

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land. I got to the point in every trip where you find manifest destiny and you go, this is land is for me. You're right. And I and I really got into that in a while. I had started taking yet any made of character, throwing him out in the

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U overpowered Ah, lot of those Central Park horses. That's right. And you're like, this is my land and you fuck. And like I at

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next half of Central Park. Yeah, yeah, in my mind.

0:21:38 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, no. Yeah, you're now you annexed half of it and the horses air on a reservation on the other half of Central Park.

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And let me tell you, the trail of tears in that case was really sad.

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It was Yeah, but

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not in the original case. But in that case,

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it's so sad. Irwin was horses. Interesting. That's interesting that you were, you know, what about Indians? Not Jews. Howard. Jesus. Pick a racism. How it? Okay, picker. Racism. Uh, I think that and I could tell from all your instagram posts. It's very nice that you're spending some time with yourself. Uh,

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well, it's just been really nice to, like, hang out with

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animals, hang out with nature, hang out in a lot of places that are just grounding me. And other people which are always the problem, are not upsetting my calm, cool nature.

0:22:29 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, it does feel, though, that you have sort of turned like a portion of Central Park into a literal sort of sanctuary where there are now walls that you have built, and it is like,

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Yeah, and I painted it with my blood. It says the hermit of Central, but no one come in.

0:22:45 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Yes. And the city is trying to do what they can. But there's I guess some squatters rights rule where if you are set up somewhere, they can't move you immediately.

0:22:55 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, I'm glad there's that rule. I I thought they were just scared to come in.

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I'm assuming that there's a robotic there could fear in the NYPD,

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I think when you set that sex in the city tour bus on fire really scared some people off.

0:23:08 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, that was big. That was pretty big. But, you know, the music kept plan and everybody had a pretty good time. Yeah, I mean, they filed right off the bus and

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do do do do but todo

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I think in society today it's so hard to be alone. You found an extreme way to do it. Yeah, but you are doing it

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well. New York

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City is the best place to come if you really want to get alone and hear your own thoughts. You know what I mean. You just signed your space like the middle of Central Park. Build a real ramshackle building, put blood on it, and nobody bothers you. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. Yeah. You guys want to come by later? Um, I got it set up pretty comfy in there. You know what I mean? I know it says no one can come in, but you guys are my buddies. You Thank you.

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I mean, I saw an overhead view of it. It has a very like, huh? Sort of darker winterfell sort of vibe on the fire. Winterfell? Yeah, Notoriously dark. Yeah, I like it. It just doesn't look. Um definitely doesn't modern in their hope, to say the least

0:24:09 Unknown Speaker #3

quite well. And to make it mostly with sticks and things like that. You know, it's if we're being honest, it's less of a building and more of a bird's nest,

0:24:17 Unknown Speaker #4

I say. Well, yeah, That would explain why you were gathering a lot of sticks in your mouth,

0:24:24 Unknown Speaker #1

your hands, Even though it's the birds

0:24:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Now, I was just getting

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into the process, You know what I mean? What? I were in that natural history museum. I think I just was like, This is what we are. We are animals. We are natural. And this is the thing. I need to get everyone away from me and build a bird house.

0:24:40 Unknown Speaker #2

I mean it economically. In the story of the teacher's lounge. It makes a bit of sense that you would have made a bird's nest because we don't talk about it much. But you, uh, are descended from birds.

0:24:53 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, we'll see when we when we reveal the episode of where you come from, we'll see if that is sand

0:25:01 Unknown Speaker #3

have parents. I have step parents.

0:25:03 Unknown Speaker #1

I am wondering cause, you know, I was cast in Shakespeare in the park, and I'm wondering what's gonna happen with that if you're taking up so much of the park now. Because this is a big role for May.

0:25:14 Unknown Speaker #3

And who are you cast by?

0:25:15 Unknown Speaker #1

Um, Well, um, you know, a lot of cash? Yes. Days. And,

0:25:20 Unknown Speaker #2

uh, who were you cast by? Todd.

0:25:23 Unknown Speaker #1

I don't want Castillo lobby anything in the lobby. Uh, big refrigerator. Yeah, I I was I went and auditioned, and there were some refrigerator boxes and you know all my interaction

0:25:35 Unknown Speaker #4

water. Sorry. Did you take a sip of water? Was there a tall glass of water in the court?

0:25:40 Unknown Speaker #1

Of course. I was nervous, but almost no water came out of a glass. It looked like a glass of water, but it was very heavy. I am so happy to finally be in on one of the But so, yeah, I, um you know, after so many theater auditions that don't go well to get the email from Riel Shakespeare at fake email dot com it really I'll be honest with you. I wept because it's like I finally made it. You know, I'm doing true Shakespeare in the You

0:26:12 Unknown Speaker #3

finally made it to performing for free and apart.

0:26:14 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, it was always a dream of mine to do art for art's sake. And so I'm playing this character. I don't remember it from Hamlet, but it's shit, man.

0:26:24 Unknown Speaker #4

Did you have you seen a script? Yeah, it sounds like a pretty interesting piece.

0:26:29 Unknown Speaker #1

He's interesting for the reality of the show has to be covered in riel feces. Your own right. That's what the script said. But you know, it's a don't

0:26:40 Unknown Speaker #4

get anywhere near the writers, right?

0:26:42 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, no. Where near the writers. And it's weird. He can't even interact with the actors, and he does it somewhere, not even near the play. It's almost like if you're walking through, it's like sleep gnome or you're walking through a house, you know, air active. Ah, show in New York. It's a little like that. And so I guess I'm in a different area. Parking shit Man's covered in shit. And

0:27:06 Unknown Speaker #4

when's your own first rehearsal? Todd? Well, it's. And where is

0:27:10 Unknown Speaker #1

it when we're, um Let me just open up my email real quick. Let's see. Oh, I just got a rehearsal location, maybe milk. What's that? Same email? Uh, yeah. Same email. Savior Monreal Shakespeare. It faking my dot com. Uh, let's see here. So rehearsal location. Just got another one too hot on your trail for acting. Yeah, this is great rehearsal location. This one says that's weird. Hoboken toilet has Wow, that sounds like a beautiful. Yeah, you get more of these. OK, so I read the 1st 1 Another one came, but I haven't read yet.

0:27:55 Unknown Speaker #3

Hey, you know what they say this real Shakespeare's probably

0:27:58 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, it's that come having had So I guess I have to. They won't be feeding me there. Have to eat before head 3 40 miles. I gotta pay off all of these. That's what I mean. Eso Let's see the 1st 1 about leaving tickets

0:28:16 Unknown Speaker #4

at will Call me What? When is it

0:28:22 Unknown Speaker #1

got six to pay off bills. Keep emailing judges broken toilet towns come having had Oh, here's one Come. Having served, she's supposed to come. Having served, I had to have served dinner to somebody, I guess. How are the kids that I wonder? Have the check yourself for my Okay, That's That's five more I have to pay off. So I did one. Okay, So come having hands from having true

0:29:01 Unknown Speaker #4

this Vicksburg has a lot of ideas for your place. DeVol in one email. Just All right. So

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that's 11. I have to pay up. So come having

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hat battery is about to die.

0:29:13 Unknown Speaker #1

That on your laptop? Uh, that's okay. I'll just open it on my foot. That was 30. Okay, so it's 41 total after path. I just got Come having Oh, here's one. Your uncashed. Oh, no. The next one is Jay Kay on the next one is Simmons is replacing you. Okay, uh, cast Jackie seven. Oh, just kidding. Simmons is replacing you. Who's just Do they mean Russell Simmons? Who? Maybe it's Russell Simmons is just getting sued for rail Sammon's for real. So I think that's for for real. So here we go. Oh, I'm understudy now. Come prepared in. Shit. Next. Email. Parentheses. Still having had next one. Still having served next wouldn't leave the hat at home. Oh, that's good. Well,

0:30:09 Unknown Speaker #3

I can't wait to see this. It sounds like a really

0:30:14 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, this words. All of these were jokes. Except for the 1st 1 you are cast, we'll feed you. Please come in your own.

0:30:20 Unknown Speaker #4

That's exciting. Did you ever get the time? 69. What

0:30:27 Unknown Speaker #2

is the one you think that means? Todd? Does that mean six? Uh, 69?

0:30:32 Unknown Speaker #3

Must be a man.

0:30:34 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, I think they explained it at

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the time when you would most likely 69. Is this a puzzle after? Oh. Okay, so that's two three,

0:30:50 Unknown Speaker #4

four more. What are you

0:30:54 Unknown Speaker #1

guys doing on your competitors while I'm looking for are backing off to complete? Yeah. Porn. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna filter. It's probably not very fun for you guys. You're probably jealous. Oh, yeah. Oh, this one's just a This one's my head shop, but my eyes are crossed out. It's weird. Okay, well, I'm really excited. Like I said, I emailed my whole family to come see it cause they always said you'd never be cashed in a way i e That accidentally sent a picture, huh? Now, this is Anthony's weiner. I

0:31:36 Unknown Speaker #3

don't know. I just

0:31:38 Unknown Speaker #4

got an email. Anthonys Weiner. Why are you saying this time? Jesus, Howard. Oh, no, no. And I have the whole world on my contact list. No subject

0:31:53 Unknown Speaker #1

line. Look at the schnoz downstairs on this

0:31:55 Unknown Speaker #4

Jew. No. Unbelievable. What? I bought all of the world's contact information from Facebook. My downstairs should know it, so I'm gonna kill myself. Dio Finally, you look to the Empire

0:32:13 Unknown Speaker #3

State Building and hop off.

0:32:15 Unknown Speaker #1

Grew up to the Empire State Building and jump on a penny.

0:32:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Do it. Do you jump out of 30 Rock tomorrow? SNL on. But high up.

0:32:22 Unknown Speaker #3

Not just the observation deck.

0:32:24 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, higher. Look, this is gonna be a lot for a we'll see if you kill yourself, this will be a nice cliffhanger or come check back next week. So if I had killed himself, um uh, just got an email. Oh, it's the address for the toilet house. It says it's hope. It's It's Hoboken. But hobo and can are two separate words.

0:32:48 Unknown Speaker #4

Maybe it's inside the hobo cans.

0:32:54 Unknown Speaker #1

That noise was my phone lighting on

0:32:55 Unknown Speaker #4

fire. So whoa, wait. You're fucked mad. Your folks races a male, a racist

0:33:05 Unknown Speaker #1

sexto, all of the world. I don't know what you're going to do to get out of this one.

0:33:12 Unknown Speaker #3

To see your rendition of Shakespeare as shipment next week. And am I feel like I'm feeling like I'm really thriving in the park. I can't wait to sit on top of my nest and watch you.

0:33:21 Unknown Speaker #1

Thank you. Yeah,

0:33:23 Unknown Speaker #4

I've got an announcement. Next episode where the brick and mortar BKB s booth is located. I procured a lease. Oh, big big cliffhanger is actually in Dumbo, Brooklyn, or Gus, Gus, Brooklyn. That's right. It's not,

0:33:38 Unknown Speaker #1

You know it's going to be where it is. Yes. Oh, that's great. Maybe you could enhance it earlier, and you could actually have people come to it or you do want it to be a cliffhanger for seven days where you're paying for the Levi's,

0:33:48 Unknown Speaker #4

it will be in a a